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Clips from American Dad! - Big Trouble in Little Langley (S03E03)

"- Oh, honey, no one believes that. - I got it. Called it. Oh, yeah."
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"Mom, it's Grandma and Grandpa."
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"- You bow. - Shoes off in house."
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"You just had to be adopted, didn't you?"
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"In the West, we call that garbage."
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"- Hooker. - Hooker."
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"Bah Bah. Twenty years, you still not get it right."
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"Has it been a half-hour already? Well, what a lovely visit."
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"This week, thermometer. Next week, ball of twine."
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"No."
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"I don't know. These look dangerous."
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"The Donkey Slap, the Spurting Cobra, the Mao Tse Boom..."
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"Stop thinking about the consequences and blow something up."
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"Francine, did somebody bet me how many washcloths I could fit in my butt..."
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"Kiss me like your sister... You know what, forget it."
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"Beers. Sparklers. Check it out. I'm John Williams."
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"I never knew you were so crazy."
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"What are you...? You don't have to wash paper towels."
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"See if you like it."
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"- Five. Six. - Five. Six."
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"- Nine. No! - Een."
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"I just cleaned those paper towels."
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"I can't take another minute of this."
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"They're cheap, they're pushy, they come in and take over."
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"All right. Here's where we'll find out who my real birth in-laws are."
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"Good job."
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"I'll re-route it to another printer in our system."
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"Strange. You could just write the information down."
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"Technology, huh? Three steps forward, four steps back."
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"- Hey, guess what. I'm flame-retardant. - Can I blow you up?"
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"Love me."
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"Can I look at your movies?"
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"In-laws show up uninvited"
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"Temper tantrums are incited"
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"Caucasian folks of well-off means"
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"- Steaks and cash - Pull"
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"Shooting rolls of paper towels As they enunciate their vowels"
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"God, I'm happy Hey, found a home today"
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"Now I'm skiing on a yacht"
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"These are not your in-laws"
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"Is that necessary? I mean, the triangle is the strongest structure in nature."
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"...but we can't possibly continue this relationship without Francine."
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"What if I told you I met the nicest couple..."
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"...I'd never wanna see you again either."
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"Kalalo, dramatic sting."
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"- I'm back from my mission. - Where's my snow globe?"
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"Mah Mah and Bah Bah treat me like their own flesh and blood."
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"Stan, I have no interest in tracking down my birth parents, ever."
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"Remember how earlier you said Mah Mah and Bah Bah treat you like their own?"
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"It's because she's your real daughter, isn't it?"
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"You were right, Stan. I wanna meet my real parents."
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"Stan, the English Patient is getting close to detonating."
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"Mommy-in-law. Daddy-in-law. Save me."
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"Lucky I come back for trunk."
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"We got your thumb sewed on just in time..."
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"- Are you saying I have small breasts? - No! No! That's not what l..."
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"Nothing to worry about."
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"Everything okay, Stan?"
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"It's like I'm king of the castle."
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"Hayley, your cold sore's dripping in the potatoes."
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"That's the last time I use lip liner I find on the bus."
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"Damn it. Your parents always show up unannounced."
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"Everyone, shoes off."
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"- Francine, don't open that door. - Stan, they're my parents."
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"- Francine. - Francine."
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"Mah Mah. Bah Bah."
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"- What is this? - It's fish face with cabbage stem."
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"Oh, Mah Mah, this takes me back."
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"Eating trout lips, watching T.J. Hooker."
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"- No fork. - Listen, Bubba, this is my..."
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"- Bah Bah. - That's what I said. Bah Bah."
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"Please, let me help throw your trunk onto the lawn."
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"What Stan's trying to say is you're welcome to stay as long as you want."
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"We only stay for weekend. We on our way cross-country."
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"Mah Mah and I are fulfilling dream to see world's largest everything."
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"Better hurry before world's largest kitty bat it away."
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"- Oh, no. No ducks. - Ducks okay."
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"Present for you, grandson. Fireworks from family business."
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"Steve, you can light one off now and save the rest for later."
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"Hayley, your sore's leaking again."
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"- I have remedy for whore lip. - Thanks, Grandma."
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"- It smells like doody. - It is doody. From a monkey."
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"- The Painful Squirt Bomb, the Me Explode You Long Time..."
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"For God's sake, you're an American."
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"It looks beautiful, but it takes a very long time for unsatisfying payoff."
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"Bah Bah, you didn't wrap Jergens in Ziploc."
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"Lotion on everything."
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"I lock spout. Why you bring Jergens?"
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"Roger, company."
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"It is filthy in here. If only I had a... Wait, here's one. And another."
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"Look at that. I'm like a Clorox wipe dispenser."
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"- I got dry skin. - I wish I could get rid of them that easy."
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"Stan, they are the only parents I've ever known."
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"They raised me with the same love and kindness..."
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"...they showed their own biological daughter."
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"Gwen. God, she's hot. Playboy hot."
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"Great. Bad enough I was aggravated. Now I'm also turned on."
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"Lindsay Coolidge."
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"The stuff lunchroom boners are made of."
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"You guys drinking beers or something?"
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"Tell you what. I'll let you touch my breast..."
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"- I'll give you $48 to assimilate. - Shoes off in house."
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"- I'll buy more. - Wasteful. You waste."
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"Every penny counts."
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"What? You said my name. You tried to bury it in your China talk, but I heard it."
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"Francine."
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"Look at your face. You hate it."
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"Grandma, I don't know if this is working."
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"You must take the whole course of monkey dung."
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"You must leave it on and re-apply after "een" hours."
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"- Are you trying to say "nine"? - Yes, een."
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"The word is nine. Say nine."
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"- Just follow me here. One. - One."
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"- Three. Four. - Three. Four."
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"- Seven. Eight. - Seven. Eight."
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"Damn duck grease."
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"Never mind."
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"I'll wash it along with tampon I find in garbage. Wasteful."
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"- I feel like a visitor in my own home. - Stan, please. It's just one more day."
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"Is that my new swimsuit? I haven't even worn it yet."
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