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Clips from American Dad! - Why Can't We Be Friends? (S08E08)

"(upbeat march plays)"
American Dad!
"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
American Dad!
"Get off my land."
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"What? No way!"
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"clean your place for the extra cash."
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"No problem. Here's your 50 bucks, kiddo."
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"Is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?"
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"What the hell? I thought I took care of this!"
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"Listen, I was a little harsh"
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"Unfortunately, it does not like me."
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"It gives me the (honking)."
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"You'll power through."
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"Mr. Capelli says hello."
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"No witnesses."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"You can't go home. They'll find you there."
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"Really?"
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"I do not."
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"...navigate this."
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"Steve, it's me, Snot."
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"But the carnival's this weekend."
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"All right, so if I'm gonna live here"
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"tell me about the neighborhood."
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"Here, put this wig on."
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"Don't I need to tell my mother about this?"
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"Don't worry. I took care of it."
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"Shalom. It's me, Snot."
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"I got robbed in front of my room."
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"They stole the 50 bucks you gave me."
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"Oh, Snot."
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"Oh, is that a letter for Snot? I'll mail it for you."
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"Thanks. This is my fifth letter to him."
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"Doubt it."
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"you can do anything."
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"I am pissed off because you're doing that,"
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"(mediocre Swedish accent): I'm Sven."
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"I made a casserole."
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"I notice you just said doo doo."
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"Well, I guess I better be getting home, huh?"
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"I did have a couple of glasses of wine at dinner."
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"STAN: We should totally go swimming tomorrow."
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"SNOT: So there's this girl at school,"
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"and she said she'd let me kiss her,"
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"STAN: I can't wait to go swimming tomorrow."
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"(chuckles): Almost."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna wash my hands now."
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"(sniffs)"
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"W-Was this light always here?"
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"(bell dings)"
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"Dad never mailed these letters I wrote to Snot!"
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"And that was three years ago-- so..."
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"I'm here to save you!"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"Hey, you were right. Snot's great!"
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"We're totally best friends now."
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"(chitters)"
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"You don't get to talk about air guitar!"
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"I wrote to you that you never got."
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"Anybody get pregnant at school?"
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"Carnival tickets, baby!"
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"You know me!"
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"Dad, you dropped me off here ten minutes ago."
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"Sure did. What's going on?"
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"Cool! I'm in. I'll drive us."
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"Oh, I guess this is the first sold-out carnival"
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"Shotgun? Snot said shotgun! Snot said shotgun!"
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"Oh, Steve, man, I'm sorry."
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"This is getting ridiculous!"
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"(door closes)"
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"You know... I-I remember a time when this was a safe hallway."
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"I could walk home without being scared."
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"And I don't want to be scared anymore!"
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"Just shut up and give me..."
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"(gun clicking)"
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"of the time you and I..."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"We do it every year."
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"Me and you in a photo booth? Are you kidding me?"
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"(shutter clicks four times)"
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"Yeah, so..."
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"(playing complex rhythm)"
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"♪"
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"♪"
American Dad!
"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"(rock music playing)"
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"♪"
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"and coaxes a pretty good amount of laughter out of the two of us"
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"which we all know is good for the ticker."
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"And a good day to you, sir."
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"He's just walking home in that."
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"Where's a rock? I'm gonna throw a rock at him."
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"(thud) (grunt)"
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"Steve, you need to stop hanging out with that loser."
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"And I'll give you five solid reasons why."
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"He's sensible, thoughtful, political, hilarious,"
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"and he always covers his mouth when he sneezes."
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"You get him sick, he doesn't get you sick."
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"Steve, I forbid you to see him again."
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"Lucky son of a gun."
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"Roger, thanks for letting me"
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"And one shoe."
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"So, I don't know if you still..."
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"Is nice."
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"I take."
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"(grunts)"
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"Gimme your money!"
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"(whistles)"
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"(both giggling)"
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"(laughing) Oh, stop!"
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"I told Steve to stop hanging out with that kid."
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"But, Stan, you can't break them up."
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"They're best friends."
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"Didn't you have a best friend when you were Steve's age?"
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"Oh, my God, you didn't."
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"Francine, 12-year-old girls have best friends."
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"Little boys can only be best friends with dragons."
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"If you try and keep Steve and Snot apart,"
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"they're just going to hang out behind your back."
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