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Clips from American Dad! - G-String Circus (S05E05)

"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"So, what? You're going over to Africa?"
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"But then when I ask him about this nonsense, he tells me he loves me."
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"Smith, why so glum?"
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"[Meowing Continues]"
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"We still have money left in our budget."
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"- Everyone? - Everyone!"
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"[Gasps, Whimpering]"
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"Inform Lorraine. Have her send a mass e-mail."
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"You scared me."
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"[All Chattering]"
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"I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers!"
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"And, you, strangle me while I brush your hair."
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"Only a chosen few get to rub elbows with astronauts..."
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"Maybe you should go to fat camp. Damn!"
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"[Chuckles] Because you're taking up so much space right now."
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"Oh, damn! [Chuckles]"
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"Look, just forget it and go back to surgery or whatever."
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"Cramp, huh? You need to get a banana in you."
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"No, you need to eat a banana. You have a potassium deficiency."
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"Hey, Shirley! Banana daiquiri, please!"
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"Tanqueray, let me break it down for you."
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"your doctor and your best friend in third grade."
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"Just that one time. Under the waterfall. Jeremy Davis."
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"##[Pop]"
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"how would you like to operate your own dry cleaners?"
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"You know. Come. Take a drive with a stranger."
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"More. More!"
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"[Grunting] Yeah!"
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"I so deserve this. Do it!"
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"Well, good for you. You don't have to be such a bitch about it."
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"Roger, please show Tanqueray to Steve's room."
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"[Laughing] I almost cut your hands off!"
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"Now that's all going to Tanqueray."
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"The first step in teaching Tanqueray to run a successful business..."
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"Tanqueray?"
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"I'm completely fine. Just meet me in the car in 15 minutes."
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"Uh, but we're still gonna be doing cool space stuff, right?"
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"or maybe a turn with that jet pack?"
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"No. That was last week or next week."
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"First up, Head of Human Resources, Judith Collins!"
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"Houston, we don't have a problem..."
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"There's my little future dry cleaner. How was your exam today?"
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"Guess what, you guys. The city decided to use my mulch!"
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"Is she getting " a de-luxe apartment in the sky"? [Laughs]"
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"Hayley's doing fine on her own."
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"Stan, that's four more mouths to feed!"
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"All right. Let's get you ladies settled in."
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"Stop. Stop it."
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"Okay?"
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"[Moaning]"
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"Oops. Forgot I put some sodas in there."
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"- Woo! - Yeah, baby!"
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"Ah, man! Landlord gave me the wrong key."
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"[Alarm Wailing]"
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"This is not our dry cleaners. I think we're a block over. Go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Girls, I don't understand. Why don't we have any customers?"
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"Great. Look at all the clothes we have."
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"I bought the clothes and spruced up the store so it would look like we have customers..."
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"thus attracting real customers."
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"Come on, we need to make this work!"
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"- [Bell Dings] - [Door Closes]"
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"- ##[Rock] - [Women Cheering]"
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"She worked this afternoon, but now it's ladies' night, so she went home."
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"- Oh. - [Phone Rings, Beeps]"
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"- You tell the bank to think about that. - You!"
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"- A day? - An hour!"
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"Now gyrate! Come on, shake it."
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"Now rip my pants off!"
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"I said, get out there!"
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"Bong! Zing!"
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"Everybody wants to grab it, but nobody wants to pay for it."
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"Worst part is, I keep getting aroused."
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"- You can still get erections? - You're straight?"
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"They don't make you buy the two-drink minimum when you're knocked up."
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"[Slurring] I'm starting to get the very bad feeling..."
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"- # Whoo # - # Yeah #"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I know. Look at that meat. French me for a 20!"
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"Ooh!"
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"- ##[Continues] - [Screaming]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Hayley, this isn't how I wanted you to find out..."
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"but your daddy is a brilliant painter."
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"No wonder it was all in crumpled ones. You are such a liar!"
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"Listen, your stallion here is trying to run out on his dance."
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"Shelley was a dancer here for three years."
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"Now she's family. You keep her happy."
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"And look at me like you're a virgin!"
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"I'm sorry my father messed with your life with his stupid advice."
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"I didn't want to admit my dry cleaning business was a bad idea and..."
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"Yeah, maybe I don't."
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"I'm calling the police!"
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"Out of my way!"
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"Steve, where are the strippers?"
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"But here's a dirty G-string. Enjoy!"
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"# I made it rain, made it rain, I made it rain on them boys #"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"I have an announcement to make. I'm taking a semester off."
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"Oh, what did you say?"
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"I'm taking a semester off from school."
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"[Blows]"
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"Eh. I can't do it without the tape."
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"I hesitated. I'm just- I'm thinking too much."
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"Hayley, what are you talking about?"
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"I'm going to devote my time to the Heifer Project."
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"[Gasps] No daughter of mine is going into fatty porn!"
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"The Heifer Project is a charity."
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"It provides livestock to families in impoverished countries."
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"No. I'm gonna start my own business..."
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"and give the Heifer Project the proceeds."
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"I know the perfect business for you to open up..."
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"There's a huge segment of the population that is tired..."
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"of having their clothes cleaned by Koreans."
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"I am a part of that segment."
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"[Groans] That's a terrible idea."
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"Hayley, listen to me."
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"I'm giving you good advice. Take it."
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