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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist! (S03E03)

"You took Manhattan like you were a bunch of Muppets!"
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"I know I don't look it,"
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"Mm. The part with the yogurt was scary."
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"Number one:"
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"Oh, I'm a customer."
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"Another 75 cents towards retirement."
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"I mean, he's half girl."
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"and this never sees the light of day."
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"I don't like losing."
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"I'm a white man. We always win."
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"You can even have that breath you have right now,"
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"Hey!"
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"How was the big date?"
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"After the movie, he suggested walking,"
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"So are you gonna call him? Or does he call you?"
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"Is that what "top" means?"
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"and it's got a "customers only" policy now."
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"Never, Kimmy Jimmel."
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"which means I need to get my own copy of that key."
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"Girl, I'm trying to watch this!"
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"Thanks. I owe you one."
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"Just act natural..."
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"Hello. It is today."
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"...and buy something normal."
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"I'm having a dinner party,"
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"and I'm serving duck."
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"So I'll need..."
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"After you buy something,"
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"get the key."
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"Say, compadre,"
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"I need to make plops."
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"I'll run like the wind."
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"Wait until you hear my signal."
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"Buh-buh-buh-bird!"
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"Head back to the counter."
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"What did those people do to get banned?"
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"Change the name! Change the name!"
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"Change the name! Change the name! Change the name!"
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"Mom, Dad, you're here!"
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"Did your powers tell you that something important was happening?"
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"We don't have powers."
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"We would have called, but... you're kind of what we're protesting."
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"No, Mom, I'm taking them down"
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"On the outside, I'm a beautiful golden pony,"
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"but on the inside, I'm teeming with filthy Greek men."
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"Well, isn't that just wonderful?"
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"Only once, and I learned that"
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"So today's gonna be different,"
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"Change the name!"
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"No, if this has anything to do with that bathroom, I did my part."
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"You got the key. We're square."
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"If I get caught, I'm not going down alone."
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"so I can have one last birthday party."
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"Well, then we best get going."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Got any packs"
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"Lil' Stinkers, El Bandito Picante,"
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"Don't do me like that, Paulie!"
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"You let one person play their mistress's music video,"
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"everybody's gonna want to play their mistress's music video."
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"I see we have a new face in the room."
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"And I have something"
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"and the fat kid's playing a little tiny flute?"
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"In a moment,"
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"Damn it!"
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"Can a lady get a heads-up"
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"But this is why you're all gonna go along with it."
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"'Cause I have something you're gonna want to see."
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"Breaking news: Duke LaCrosse Snyder,"
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"has been arrested in Midtown Manhattan,"
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"Authorities tell us there is no such person as Cork Rockingham."
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"- Tough day-- -"
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"Come over here and try to bend this!"
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"It's the fuzz. He's being carried by Paulie."
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"Uh, that's a beautiful scarf."
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"Without a scarf"
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""Without a scarf"
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"It's good to know that we're neighbors,"
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"when I'm wearing a fudging "Kimmy" necklace?"
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"So you better get small, muchacho, get small fast."
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"I knew this was a bad idea, Titus."
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"Like "orange juice with pulp" bad."
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"I got a good thing going"
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"Me? You're the one pooping like a carriage horse."
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"I should go throw this key in the river right now."
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"Okay. Don't have a Kim-bolism."
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"The bathroom is a mess."
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"Some jamoke"
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"You're right."
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"but she doesn't use the bathroom."
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"Or-- Or she's a patsy."
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"I just wanted to give you this necklace back."
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"Iktomi? You don't want him on your side."
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"He's always lying"
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"'Cause I'm done trying. I give up."
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"For good."
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"Those rich white folks"
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"Time to burn some merch."
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"Wait. Are you gonna burn that?"
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"How much do those things cost?"
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"Hmm."
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"No health warning."
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"- Yeah, you can really taste the... - "Stray dogs.""
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"- Here. -"
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"It's a..."
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"It's a bathroom."
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"Someone's got a key, Kimmy."
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"Here."
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"Kimmy, you're a good kid."
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"What's going on here?"
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"You just get some rest."
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"Titus is gonna take care of everything."
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"Wait."
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"Why are you all here?"
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"And I've got the keys to the treasure chest."
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"I got keys in different area trees."
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"Okay... he cleans the bathroom every day at 4:00."
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"We've got 20 minutes."
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"That's not enough time."
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"You owe me!"
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