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Clips from American Dad! - Kung Pao Turkey (S09E09)

"We've only got four hours of pre-game left."
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"I'll go make the nachos."
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"Jimmy..."
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"after your eye surgery today."
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"It's about time, Dad."
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"If you're just tuning in now, things are really heating up!"
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"Both teams have almost completely checked out"
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"I got it!"
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"I don't expect you to understand."
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"U-S-A! U-S-A!"
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"I've spent without Jeff."
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"Use my pipe till I replace."
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"But that's not Thanksgiving!"
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"This is traditional American Thanksgiving garb."
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"an actual living turducken."
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"No, please, God, no."
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"No."
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"I see. And how do you plan to do that?"
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"Roar!"
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"Godzilla Japanese."
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"Ruining my Thanksgiving day football."
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"Oh, wow, it usually takes me a half hour to find those."
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"then maybe Francine's parents can stay after all."
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"Trust me, all right? Trust me on that."
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"I am thankful that I work for the best damn"
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"Jeremy, we're gonna have to give a customer a free cable."
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"This was his greatest invention,"
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"Next step, get you new man."
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"'Cause it already done."
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"His grandma and I frenemies."
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"Okay..."
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"wearing white button-down and jeans"
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"Oh, he order extra large Blizzard at Dairy Queen"
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"I guess it wouldn't hurt to contact him."
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"What was that for?"
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"Haven't you ever seen The Gong Show?"
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"You lose! Get out!"
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"Great! I can't thank you enough."
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"Look at that, Stan. The TV's fixed."
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"This just receipt from Arby's."
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"Hello. I'm Big Wang Bai."
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"I no want to meet this way."
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"They're the ones stinking up the house."
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"They're a couple of stinkers."
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"They threw out my Redskins headdress!"
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"I'm not the pilgrim."
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"Easy, girl. Easy."
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"Every year."
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"Your eyebrows are well-groomed,"
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"suggesting a recent visit to the salon."
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"And only homeownersdrink import."
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"You were the best detective this city ever had."
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"Ticket, please."
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"Oh, I don't have one, but trust me,"
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"I've been here since the beginning."
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"You didn't let me finish."
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"You up for a tailgate, hon?"
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"Well, hell, there's plenty of warmth right here."
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"Tonight's foam finger night,"
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"I feel like I'm nestled in the womb of a Nerf lady."
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"Now you're talkin', Geronimo!"
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"Ain't no tailgate without properly seared turkey burgers."
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"Okay, everyone, pack it up."
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"That engine block's at precisely 400 degrees."
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"Who is this guy?!"
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"Who am I to you?"
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"and taught me how to survive."
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"Seriously, I'm gonna be in real trouble if I can't find him."
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"They taught me how to make a vest out of foam fingers,"
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"And I learned the true meaning of Thanksgiving."
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Aah!"
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"It's Thanksgiving, Klaus."
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"You know what that means."
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"A whole day of watching football in my underwear,"
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"ending with my Redskins destroying the Cowboys."
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"Well done, sir."
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"Won him at a school auction."
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"What are you waiting for, Stan?"
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"Hurry! They're waking up Jimmy Johnson!"
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"Stan, put your pants on."
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"No can do, Francine."
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"This is the first Thanksgiving in years"
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"where we won't be entertaining any guests."
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"I won't have to put on any airs,"
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"and I certainly won't be putting on my pants."
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"But we are entertaining."
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"My parents will be here any minute."
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"Your parents are coming?"
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"We talked about this."
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"Stan, I'm gonna invite my parents for Thanksgiving."
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"But then I thought about it and the next day I told you..."
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"You know what, Francine? Your parents at Thanksgiving,"
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"that's not gonna work for me."
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"Oh, and, Steve, you'll have to find someone else to pick you up"
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"Hey, can we stop for pizza?"
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"Stan, it is a family holiday, after all."
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"That's right. Our family. Not your parents."
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"It's bad enough you and the kids have to be here."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Stan."
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"But growing up in a Chinese household,"
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"we never had Thanksgiving."
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"I wanted to introduce 'em to it."
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"Francine, I'm not running a master class in Thanksgiving."
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"Well, I invited 'em and they're coming and that's that."
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"Okay, but they eat alone in the garage, out of trash bags,"
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"and use the neighbor's bathroom."
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"Can we at least agree to that?"
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"No! How about they have full yard privileges,"
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"two unrefrigerated sodas apiece,"
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"and at the end of the night I'll say a chilly good-bye"
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"to the parent of your choosing?"
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"Do we have a deal?"
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"I'll ask you again in the car."
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