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Clips from American Dad! - Live and Let Fry (S04E04)

"Francine, if your cooking gets any better..."
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"and then bust it out Roker-style."
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"It just makes every single thing delicious."
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"Speaking of things fantastic- behold!"
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"Lines like that are what earned me my Zinger badge."
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"than by plastering their picture all over the paper."
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"- Oh, my God! Guess who's in here. - Santa?"
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"I blame rap lyrics. Damn you, Heavy D!"
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"- Well, like it or not, Hayley, it's the law. - [Silverware Rattles]"
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"I was captain of the debate team in high school."
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"because I was captain of the debate team."
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"Will you look? Somebody picked out all the wasabi peas."
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"Parking lot's a nightmare."
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"Three, four-"
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"I'll be the best-looking one at the car show."
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"You are given to disguises from time to time, yes?"
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"Wunderbar! You can pretend to be me..."
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"But I do like peaches."
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"The city pound is now keeping cats for only two days..."
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"Which is good news for health nuts, bad news for Kirstie Alley."
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"Meow!"
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"Like the English did years ago."
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"# To live without you #"
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"Because corn dogs are fried."
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"Are you, uh, gonna tell me what it is?"
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"[Exhales]"
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"[Hammer Cocks]"
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"- I want you in my mouth. - Smith?"
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"Just one guy left. He fell behind his friends."
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"- [Steve] Mmm! - [Moaning] Oh!"
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"Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family?"
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"[Footsteps Running]"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"There goes the only man I'll ever love."
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"I've been assigned to watch the city line and inspect for trans fats."
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"'Cause I'd hate to see your smart face in the crime beat."
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"- [Cans Clattering] - Well, not my jurisdiction."
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"- And the clubfoot. - I have everything down."
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"- What's my favorite breakfast sausage? - Weisswurst."
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"I bedazzled my genitalia."
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"Mine says "ABBA.""
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"No, you're not pregnant. Thank God."
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"where I can't get any more trans fat."
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"- What? - They're onto me. I can't smuggle-"
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"or you're the one who's gonna tell this chick it's not gonna be fried."
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"I'll see you next week. And, you know, uh..."
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"Kiss him hard. Take the breath out of his lungs."
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"My boy! Tonight we feast."
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"- And this is for you, kiddo. - A bunny!"
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"You've earned it. You're a first-rate smuggler."
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"Okay, here we are, Mrs. Washburn."
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"Steve, I need my T-fats."
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"I kept telling you, " No, I live there."
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"Actually, we just need you to sign this affidavit..."
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"Stupid law."
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"Oh, right. I donated it to Helmets for Humanity."
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"Yeah. Th-They give helmets to land mine victims in developing countries."
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"- What's in the basket? - Um- Uh, sandwiches for the poor."
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"4.23."
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"Ooh. Aw."
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"I want that sandwich!"
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"Ah! A nickel."
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"Oh, sorry. Just ran out."
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"What's with all these empty trans fat cans?"
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"Uh, recycling."
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"Look where he's headed, Mama- right into my jurisdiction."
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"[Chuckles] Oh, my God. We fell for that one, didn't we?"
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"Oh, good. The morphine is finally kicking in."
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"No. I ate all the evidence before he could find it."
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"And there's a shooting pain in my left arm."
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"But it's not too late. We can kill Turlington..."
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"who believes you can pick and choose which laws you follow."
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"L-I don't know about that, but he's the doctor."
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"Dad, you-you brought me to the hospital?"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Poor Roker. He will always be fat."
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"It's this new deep fryer."
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"Look, I dropped my pen in there by mistake."
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"That's for Pervert Awareness. That's for Interior Design."
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"And that one's Sushi!"
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"I can identify over 60 types of sushi..."
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"with their correctJapanese names."
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"Unagi, hamachi- [Japanese Accent] salmon roll."
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"Huh. Whatever happened to pitching a tent?"
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"That was part of Pervert Awareness."
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"Za-zoww!"
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"Okay. Let's see who made the crime beat today."
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"No better way to shame a first-time petty lawbreaker..."
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"- Is it Hayden Panettiere? - Who? I don't even know who-"
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"- It-It's a local- Forget it. It's Kristy White. - Wow. What'd she do?"
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"She got busted getting high in the parking lot of a multiplex."
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"- What movie was she seeing? - The new Pixar movie- Clothes."
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"It's about the secret lives of clothes."
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"Hey, neighbor. Nice mug in the local crime beat."
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"My wife's brought shame to my entire family. Ha, ha!"
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"like Humboldt County where they grow the best stuff."
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"[Laughs] First I engaged in hyperbole..."
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"- There. You're all caught up. - That is so unfair."
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"The law against pot makes no sense..."
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"and people shouldn't be publicly shamed for not following it."
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"Hayley's against the pot laws."
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"Laws protect us and create order."
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"We don't question them. We obey them."
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"- Or they put your picture in the paper. - Well, it's a stupid law."
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"Well, I think your face is a stupid law."
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"Well, because the rest of the team died in a horrible bus accident."
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"Francine wanted to see it, but I convinced her to see Ace Ventura 2-"
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"- And we're back in! - Hayley, here's what I know."
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"I have this bike helmet which crushes my ears, itches my head..."
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"Now, why do I wear it? Because it's the law."
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"- Right, Dad? - Right, Steve."
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"- [Bicycle Bell Rings] - Good kid."
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"- Goin' the wrong way. - I get turned around sometimes."
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"1,199, 1,200."
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"- Did I miss happy hour? - Yeah, just."
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"- [Screams] - Whoa. Whoa."
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"What's troubling you, friend?"
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"My great-aunt has died."
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"When's the next time I'm gonna get to TraderJoe's?"
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