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Clips from American Dad! - Permanent Record Wrecker (S09E09)

"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"No! I asked Steve to do this."
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"Machines work non-stop for years."
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"Where's my watch?"
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"without needing a watch."
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"Switching isn't alphabetizing."
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"What's the difference?!"
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"Wh-What does that even mean?"
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"And the Pappy goes to..."
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"I told you I'm using the garage for my award show!"
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"You know that, right?"
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"if you think you can do better?"
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"Loser never shows his face in here again."
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"I'll do you one better."
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"The loser never comes back here even in a mask."
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"See you in a week, um..."
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"Jamal."
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"So?"
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"Come on, Jamal."
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"You're just eliminating the position?"
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"Lorenzo!"
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"I mean, could it be the PCP?"
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"Let's find out!"
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"Shoot, left my lighter in the attic."
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"But I've worked for the CIA for the last 20 years."
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"But it's not on your permanent record."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Smith."
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"Yeah, hi, this is Shaun"
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"He-he did?"
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"Hi, Stan."
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"I finished raking all the leaves."
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"Did you clean the gutters?"
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"You need to be prepared for that day."
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"Uh, uh, Dad doesn't want that job."
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"Would I?!"
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"and all liquor over $40!"
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"Now go take the pieces of dead onion skin"
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"out of the shopping baskets."
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"I need you to go count the tomatoes."
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"So, we're right behind the butter shelves."
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"Whoa! How long has this place been here?"
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"Then you make it fit."
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"Got it?"
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"Yeah, I got it."
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"Hey, your guitar DVD came."
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"Oh, my God, that's so important to me!"
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"Just skip to the first lesson."
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"Now it is your turn."
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"I hate working at that store!"
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"I'm making him do all these things."
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"Take off my shoes?!"
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"How are you..."
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"I can offer you a shortcut to guitar mastery,"
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"but it comes at an ironic price."
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"Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Really?"
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"if you are willing to pay with your soul."
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"Stacey, it's Roger."
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"You hit a solid double here."
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"Oh. My. God."
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"Yeah, I, uh, I could only fit"
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"how to stock the butter!"
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"Joshua!"
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"but I'm gonna have to let you go."
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"It's always hard to see a young boy"
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"tarnish his permanent record."
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"I showed him how to stock the butter"
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"Get out of here, you damn vulture!"
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"Well, the CIA was able to keep"
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"Like this."
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"Or..."
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"'cause that's where"
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"♪ And I was dreaming of the night... ♪"
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""Fired from grocery store"
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""And it was totally not Steve's fault.""
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"There."
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"Solid."
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"for the rest of his life for something I did."
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"And when I send this downstairs,"
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"They came, too."
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"Yay!"
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"I'm not trying to be a jerk, Steve."
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"on the grill at White Castle."
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"with all of his possessions in a sock."
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"Oh."
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"What if I let you keep playing here"
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"That'd be amazing!"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"I told Steve to alphabetize these."
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"Oh, honey, cut him a little slack."
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"He just started his first summer job."
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"Why don't I alphabetize them?"
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"And he did a half-ass job."
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"It may not seem important,"
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"but he needs to learn to do everything with his full ass."
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"Steve, there you are."
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"I told you to alphabetize the DVDs."
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"And I can't find Red Dawn."
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"Dad, can I unwind for a minute?"
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"I'm walking in from a hard day at work."
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"Hard day?"
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"You work at a grocery store."
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"You know who actually works hard?"
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"Machines."
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"I mean, take my watch."
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"You left it in the hotel room"
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"in Orlando last spring."
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"Wow. You can go a long time"
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"Dad, Red Dawn is right here."
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"It just got switched with Red Sonja."
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"No, I want you to re-alphabetize these."
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"What's the difference? They're all in order now."
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"You do things the right way, you have a good life."
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"You do things the wrong way, you end up riding the rails."
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"What?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have a Father of the Year award to accept."
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"...my man, Stan Smith."
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"Thank you, Alan Thicke."
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