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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Night Out (S04E04)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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""Get your suit on!" What a catchphrase."
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"- Yeah! - [Chuckles] I wish I knew what that meant."
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"Stan, why don't you come out with us sometime? We're doing it again tonight."
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"Come on! Blow her off!"
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"Hey, you don't need them. You're the coolest agent here."
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"Will you buy $60 worth of licorice from my daughter?"
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"Roger, I've been standing with you here the whole time."
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"Oh, yeah? Five El Pollo Loco coupons says you're wrong."
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"[Continues Shuddering]"
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"They're not smiling back at me because they think you're my husband."
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"You stand on the back tires of the mower..."
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"I think I want another plate of mac and cheese."
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"Stan, how explosive! What's going on?"
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"I'll have a nice evening alone-"
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"Curl up with a book, maybe write a song."
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"## [Humming]"
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"It's a "missed connections" posting on Craigslist."
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"The one he walks up to is the cute one."
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"Okay. We'll go. And this time, Hayley, we'll prove who's more of a woman."
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"I'm a free man!"
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"She got it all- the house, the car, even the dog."
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"- You were talking about your ex-wife. - I know, I know."
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"- Our wieners? - No. Our credit cards."
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"The whole bill? That's four times what I was expecting to spend!"
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"Do us the honor, would you?"
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"Let me get my info. I really appreciate you- Ow!"
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"- What are you doing? - You can't leave him here. He'll call the cops."
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"[Laughs]"
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"- [Car Rattling] - [Siren Wailing]"
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"[Engine Rumbles, Stops]"
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"Well, I could be missing the bottom portion of my clothes..."
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"if that would get me off with a warning."
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"- Ow! - What's wrong with you?"
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"I want the old Dick back. I don't want bad, new Dick. I want good, old Dick."
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"Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love!"
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"H-H-Hey, a trunk buddy!"
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"Get used to that, dog."
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"Hi. I'm Tyler."
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"- What? - It's from a song."
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"We have two men bleeding to death in the trunk."
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"- [Sobs] I'm fine! - Dick, are-Are you crying?"
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"No! It's nothing!"
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"I'm coming to get you, Biscuit!"
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"Damn it! Sheila changed the locks."
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"I'm takin' the damn dog, Sheila! Don't try to stop me!"
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"- [Grunting] - [Shrieks] Stop it!"
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"- [Door Closes] - [Tires Screech]"
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"Reminds me of my sorority. We were known as "the pretty house.""
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"Fortunately, I was just selling it."
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"[Stammering] That-That-That's funny."
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"This is the best pig party ever."
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"Pig party? Where-Where guys find the ugliest dates they can?"
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"- [Tires Screech] - [Man] Ow! It went in my mouth!"
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"I was yawning!"
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"Oh, Duper's phone has speed-dial buttons."
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"Did you take the guys to the hospital? They could die."
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"Come on, man. Loosen up."
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"That's right. Stan, if you want to put that gun to good use..."
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"Hey, look. It's Misty."
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"I have LoJack. We can find out where she took my car."
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"[Beeping]"
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"Probably to sell it 'cause Dick refused to pay her."
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"Dick don't pay for strange. You know that."
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"Look at my mug."
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"No! We gotta get 'em back! And I'm not going in there alone."
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"All you do is bitch and moan and pull guns on us."
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"[Whistles] What a spread."
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"Looks like you want to spread 'em forJaramillo."
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"[Clanging]"
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"Those are like 50 bucks to replace."
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"Want to know the irony?"
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"[Distorted Growling]"
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"You think I'd come in here without a plan "B"?"
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"[Squeaking]"
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"If I can start it 10 times in a row without a single stall..."
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"And if you don't, I cut off your leg with that chain saw."
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"Huh? Know your future."
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"What mysteries does the deck hold for you?"
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"Trust me. I know a little something about lawn mowers."
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"I already have a buyer for your leg."
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"I'm going to shave it and sell it to Heather Mills."
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"He turned out to be a real jerk."
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"- and take you out for an apology drink? - You're on."
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"Roger, why are we at a frat-"
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"Hi, everybody. Is this hog a blue ribbon or what?"
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"[Motor Starts]"
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"get on a plane to Toronto, and shoot you in your lying face."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"What's so funny? You talking about last night's How I Met Your Mother?"
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"[Chuckles] I love that Barney guy."
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"No, Stan. We were out last night partying- hard."
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"Oh, man. Remember that dental hygienist we met?"
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"[All] Spit and rinse! [Laughing]"
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"Ah, I promised Francine I'd come home."
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"She says we have some cheese I have to finish, or it's gonna go bad."
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"You know it's true, Gil."
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"- [Whirring] - [Sighs] It is so hot in here."
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"Well, you're missing out, Stan. I'd say we'll think of you, but we won't."
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"- [All Laughing] - [Chuckles] It was at my expense..."
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"but I'm sharing in the laughter!"
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"Part of the group! I'm part of the group! And now I'm alone."
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"You haven't talked to anybody, and you're putting lipstick on your eyelids."
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"You're just jealous. You know, if you fixed yourself up a little..."
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"men would find you attractive too."
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"Instead of wondering if you're in the middle of gender-reassignment surgery."
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"Please. Men find me way more attractive than you."
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"- You're on. - Damn right I'm on. I'm on fire."
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"- [Balloon Squeaks] - Whoops. Nip slip."
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"[Shudders]"
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"[Continues Shuddering]"
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"All right now. It's time for Bernie's gardening tip of the week."
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"If you want to start your lawn mower on the first pull..."
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"and pull the cord straight towards your chest."
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"[Lawn Mower Starts]"
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"I'll tell you what's going on."
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"All the guys at work get to go out and have fun while I'm stuck here every night."
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""Stuck here"? Stan, if you want to go out, go out."
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