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Clips from One Day at a Time - Hold, Please (S01E01)

"Can you guys go fight somewhere else? I'm on hold with the va."
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"And my quinces is two months away!"
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"Fine!"
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"Hello?"
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"Wait, are you still on hold with the va?"
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"Wait, can I leave this up here for safekeeping?"
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"Hide it in my mom's room."
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"Alvarez, 2294..."
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"- Please hold. - Not that!"
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"- Hi. - Hey, Ms. Alvarez."
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"Mami, don't worry, she will pick someone."
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"I just need to talk to Jolene and get my shoulder squared away."
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"Here, take one of your pain pills."
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"I thought you don't want me to take "Las drogas"?"
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"The pain in your body is real."
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"But still, it is a war wound."
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"That sounds great."
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"It's athleisure wear."
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"All right. Maybe this will entice you."
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"- Mami, don't ask... - Yacht rock..."
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"It's cool, but not too cool."
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"Oh, no, I had to grease a few palms to make it happen."
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"Alvarez! With an "a"!"
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"Hold, please."
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"I wanted to open with Toto. Skip wanted to open with steely Dan."
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"Oh, you can't open with the Dan. They're dangerously smooth."
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"Well... you know, I always love a good street fair."
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"but there was a lot of second-hand doobie smoke"
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"I worry that I may have a bit of a contact high."
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"If I had a magnifying glass, I could probably get it out."
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"Mami, I'm still on hold, so if they pick up, remember..."
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"Or am I just paranoid from all that grass?"
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"I don't want her to think that we were on a date or something."
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"You were so wonderful to me at my birthday party."
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"To keep me young."
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"What's going on here?"
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"The sexy kind. Not the kind that steals music."
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"Pain management department. Can I help you?"
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"Oh, my god. It's finally happening."
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"Pick up, Jolene."
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"away from your desk."
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"No, I think they accidentally transferred you to an empty office."
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"- Oh. - Oh?"
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"What's "oh"? Don't "oh" me, tad."
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"You should probably talk to Jolene, then."
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"Well, if I had a time machine,"
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"Okay, you know what? Focus, tad!"
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"After the day I've had, I deserve a slickers."
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"¡Elena, ven acá!"
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"- Tad, give me five minutes. - Okay."
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"I need you to watch the phone while I run out. Remember..."
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"If tad picks up, keep him on the line."
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"Elena?"
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"The only thing worse than being in a group chat..."
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"Obviously not."
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"Do you have advice for feeling like the weirdo in your family?"
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"Tumbleweed."
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"You're gonna let him turn you into a little latino drug dealer?"
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"Did you hear what I was saying while you were back there?"
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"What happened to you?"
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"Boo..."
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"Whoo!"
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"Okay, so I just want to make an appointment with the chiropractor."
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"But isn't the va open until 5:00?"
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"So..."
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"He's not getting help."
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"Yes, that would be great."
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"Ah! Yeah!"
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"Boo!"
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"♪ It's not in the way that you hold me ♪"
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"♪ hold the line ♪"
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"Abuelita, give me back my yearbook!"
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"Your quinces is around the corner,"
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"and we need to pick a boy to be your escort."
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"There's no one in here. I just..."
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"Then use your phone and chapsmat somebody."
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"No, no, no. Of course I do."
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"All you have to do is find a boy and twat at him."
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"I hope you mean "tweet"?"
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""Twat," "tweet." Same thing."
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"Not the same thing, Mami."
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"Okay, but Elena has to pick an escort by today!"
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"Or we will not have enough time to prepare."
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"But I wanna go to the street fair..."
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"Jajaja. Qué funny!"
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"We still have to pick the other 14 members of the court."
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"We have to choreograph the dances."
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"We have to pick the weakest dancers"
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"and put them in the back and put a curtain in front of them."
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"Cousin orencio smells like a dorito that died in a pool of axe body spray."
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"I'll get him out of tía Mimi's basement."
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"Hey, no, don't touch that phone!"
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"¡Ay! Ay, ay, Elena."
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"Just take the yearbook and pick somebody."
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"This should be fun!"
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"Pick whoever you want."
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"As long as he is a dancer, and he is Cuban,"
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"and he is handsome, and I'm coming in."
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"Ah!"
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"That's cold, va. Ice cold."
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"Alvarez, let's go! There's a street fair downstairs."
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"Beer, food... this!"
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"Did you buy that?"
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"I won it..."
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"After spending 40 bucks at the ring toss."
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"No!"
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"I got right through."
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"- Who's gonna steal that? - Schneider."
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"Anyway, I can't go."
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"Today's the day I finally get through to Jolene."
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"She's my white whale. My bigfoot."
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"My meal cooked by my mother using no pork products of any kind."
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"Hey, I served. I get it."
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"But I try to never deal with the va."
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"I stopped calling them about my punctured eardrum."
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"That seems like a bad plan."
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"Oh, thanks. I got it on sale."
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"I'll see you down..."
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"Yeah, she can't hear me."
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"Pain management department."
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