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Clips from American Dad! - Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (S05E05)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
American Dad!
"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
American Dad!
"A-good morning, everybody."
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"You need to get rid of that S.U.V. And get a hybrid right away."
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"for my neighbor, Mr. Tuttle."
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"and I could get a job and earn some money for the family."
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"That's a great idea, Klaus."
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"[Whispering] Stay out of this. Your father hates your opinions."
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"I think we'll leave you where you are. It's working well for everybody."
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"for casting Whoopi Goldberg to play you in that Muppet TV movie."
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"[Door Opens, Closes]"
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"I'm getting scaredy farts."
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"I've got a really good feeling about this."
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"If you watched the race, it was perfectly clear!"
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"Sorry. I only have one emotional level to my voice!"
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"Roger? You're a jockey?"
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"- Hey, my racing form. - This is yours?"
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"Why the hell did you circle your horse? It's a total loser."
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"Unfortunately, there isn't going to be a next week."
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"The only way I can recoup my losses on this horse..."
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"is to shoot it in the face and collect the life insurance I took out when I married it."
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"Stan, you have to buy this horse."
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"so it loses and the odds go way up."
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"Then at next week's Langley Derby..."
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"- So you'll buy the horse then? - I don't know."
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"I'm positive. This horse is the only thing..."
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"- I, uh- - [Roger] What am I doing?"
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"- Stan! - Ooh!"
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"Look, this horse is gonna put us back on top."
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"Yay! I won!"
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"Well, you have to brush the horse's coat and mane..."
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"water and feed it and then give it a full release."
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"- A what? - You know. Give it a happy photo finish."
American Dad!
"[Sighs] I don't know how I'm gonna get my nightgown on tonight."
American Dad!
"[Gurgling]"
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"Oh, my God, you didn't."
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"You've earned your hundred bucks."
American Dad!
"- Not it. - [Speaks Japanese]"
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"- [Squishing] - [Grunts]"
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"- [Groans] - [Whinnying]"
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"Everything depends on this horse."
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"and then at the last second he grabs his whip and..."
American Dad!
"You sick fuck."
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"We're gonna lose everything because of you."
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"- I sure hope this works. - [Stan] You heard what the horse whisperer said."
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"[Whistling]"
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"[Whinnies]"
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"Oh, boy."
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"I think we can actually win this thing."
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"and kick your mom to death while you watch."
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"What kind of man puts a car before his family?"
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"Boy, it's a good thing I don't have testes..."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Snot's trapped under Tuttle's fat ass. - That's not your father."
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"There's no wallet. What's going on here?"
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"Why, Mr. Tuttle? Why did you put us through this?"
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"Hang on. I have an idea."
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"Come on. It's time. What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"But I rolled right over you."
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"- What? - Come here."
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"[Whinnies, Blusters]"
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"- Ready, Roger? - [Bored Voice] Yeah."
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"to make things more exciting."
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"I'm so tired. I was up all night."
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"Oh, yeah? What were you doing?"
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"- I'm gonna get you for that. - Bring it on!"
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"It's time to ride our talking horses together."
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"This morning's top story- the economy."
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"People are losing their jobs, their homes and their life savings..."
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"- and everybody's cutting back. - Even us."
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"Last night, we only 68'd."
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"- Really? That's terrible. - Oh, well."
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"Well, I'm doing my part to save this family some money."
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"Look. I'm rolling my own tampons."
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"I just saved 21 cents."
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"That's my girl- soaking up the savings."
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"I'll just shove this in my box. [Grunts]"
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"- Mom, just put your box on the table. - While we're eating?"
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"Oh. Okay. [Grunts]"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Roger, only one scoop of chocolate mix. Everyone has to cut back."
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"Ah! Why should I have to?"
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"Stan spends $400 a week in gas for his S.U.V."
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"Stan, I can't believe this."
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"I'm shoving recycled couch stuffing up my Jack Johnson..."
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"while you're burning through cash."
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"As if. I need my S.U.V."
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"You never even haul anything."
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"I like the option. You just don't understand."
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"I love that S.U.V. I'm a big man. I need a big car."
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"It's who I am."
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"[Man Rapping] # Sip the juice I got enough to go around #"
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"# Where I learned street talk and then taught to hawk New York #"
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"# I go to Queens for queens to get the crew from Brooklyn #"
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"# Go uptown to the Bronx to boogie down-##"
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"We're living paycheck to paycheck."
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"Look, I'll find a way to make some extra money."
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"Well, you better, because if you don't..."
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"that S.U.V. is O-U-T."
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"G-O-T l-T?"
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"H-U-H? H-U-H?"
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"Yes! Just stop... spelling."
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"[Slurps] Whoo! Is that rich!"
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"Can't have too much of that."
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"All right, just birth the ferret baby and put it in the bucket."
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"- It's worth 50 points. - Oh, Steve!"
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"We've been playing Animal Midwife for two years."
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"When are you gonna get some new games?"
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"Maybe we should go to your place..."
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"and play " let's watch your mom sober up before she has to get to her nursing job.""
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"Ouch."
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"All I'm saying is it would be great..."
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"if we had some money for some new games."
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"Hey, you know, I used to do odd jobs..."
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"Haven't seen him in a while. Maybe he'd pay us to do something."
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"Like pouring ketchup on my head?"
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"- Why would he pay you to do that? - Do what you love and the money will come."
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"Gotta come up with enough money to save my S.U.V."
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"- Think, Stan. Think. - Hey, I have an idea."
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