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Clips from American Dad! - A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial (S02E02)

"Oh, my God, look what's on Lifetime. Daphne Zuniga in Spooning with Anger."
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"- You called me a pig. - I didn't say you were a pig."
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"I said that dress made you look like a pig."
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"Guess what we're doing right now, this second."
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"I said I've got my science project."
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"Well, then, at least let me help."
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"Every night Bacardi"
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"Chowing down on Dunkaroos"
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"Sadness is my only friend"
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"Well, that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered."
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"Bob, would you say this is where they put the "Pibb" in "Mr. Pibb"?"
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"But every night, he returns to this very factory..."
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"Don't panic. We'll start a grassroots campaign to save Mr. Pibb."
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"Behold the Pibbmobile."
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"Get out. Get out of my bedroom."
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"Hello?"
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"An alien. My very own alien."
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"Your name is Radblaster. Can you say "Radblaster"?"
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"I'm Bill Cutler, local midday news anchor."
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"Oh, crap. Look, kid, I gotta go."
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"I won't tell anyone."
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"Thanks. I already have a kid doing that..."
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"I am hung-to-the-over. Give me that juice bag."
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"What is that, guava?"
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"Oh, I was well looked after, Steven."
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"I found a new boy..."
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"...a boy who won me something worth 750 tickets at the arcade."
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"That's more than you make in a year."
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"You know what my dad will do to us if he finds out your cover was blown?"
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"- I got you cornered. - Oh, yeah?"
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"You're hurting me. Let go."
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"Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you."
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"Hey, hey, don't worry. We all make mistakes."
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"Assembled liberal media..."
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"Any other drink is little more than a weapon of mass dehydration."
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"- Is that...? - Yes."
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"The couple always hanging around the factory."
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"Think, Gordon. How would Mello Yello handle this?"
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"Where are you going? We're 40 fathoms under the sea."
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"- You're running off to see him. - Well, I kind of live there."
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"It's no wonder he stopped playing with you."
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"You don't appreciate what I've done for you. I made you lieutenant."
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"You sound just like Daphne Zuniga from that Lifetime movie."
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"Hi, Henry."
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"I brought my bike."
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"Baby, you treat me so fine."
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"I started to feel better on Tuesday, but I pushed it and now I have this mucus..."
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"- I was talking to Steve. - Sure you don't want to be a nurse?"
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"I don't know what to do. Why does he stay, Hayley?"
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"When you have codependency..."
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"I said I'll get you when I'm ready!"
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"And so I say to you, graduates of the Naval Academy..."
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"Wasn't the speaker supposed to be Colin Powell?"
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"...on behalf of our product."
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"Return the Pibbmobile, and we'll keep this matter out of the courts."
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"I see your point. That sounds perfectly reasonable."
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"Run!"
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"He's gonna kill me! You were right. Help!"
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"- We've gotta get you out of here. - I would."
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"- Don't worry. I have a plan. - Well, it's about time."
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"- What's wrong with you? - I'm dying, Henry."
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"I had to build an interstellar communication device."
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"Yes, Stan, they brought me out of the home to talk to you."
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"First time anyone's come to see me in a year and a half."
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"But we've based so much of our love on your soda."
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"Try Pibb X tra."
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"I didn't fall in love with Mr. Pibb. I fell in love with you, Francine."
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"Whatever beverages the future holds..."
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"So, where's the Pibbmobile?"
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"Oh, man, he's never gonna fall for this."
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"I'll be right here. You get the drift."
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"My lungs."
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"Wait a minute. You're not dying. You were planning on ditching me..."
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"Oh, Henry, yes. Yes. A thousand times, yes."
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"No. God, Roger, what the hell?"
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"You're the most backward-ass advanced life form ever."
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"...about how we're gonna play together..."
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"But I will come home and tell you about it."
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"You're my friend, my best friend."
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"Now get your fat alien ass in my bike basket!"
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"Well, Roger, it's good to have you back."
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"Steve, I think you're cleaning your glasses with your mom's panties."
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"Chlorine. Bromine. Crap."
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"Astatine. How could I forget? It has the words "teen" and "ass" in it."
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"Steve, you are the worst Hide and Seek player ever."
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"I've been banging around in the dryer for three hours. Feel how soft."
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"That's our favorite spousal-abuse movie of all time."
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"We gave it higher marks than Valerie Bertinelli's classic..."
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"Leave me alone. I need to bone up on my halogens for the science club."
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"Well, you don't mind if I watch it and turn it up as loud as it goes, do you?"
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"I'm sorry dinner was late."
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"Why do they stay, Steve? Why do they stay?"
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"And those shoes didn't help."
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"All your fat sweaty toes shoved in there..."
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"- Stop the car. I'm getting out. - Francine, wait. I'll make it up to you."
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"Nothing, huh?"
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"Oh, Stan, the Mr. Pibb factory? You are not playing fair."
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"- I know. - I'm not forgiving you."
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"Mr. Pibb has really seen us through some times, hasn't he?"
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"That he has. That he has."
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"Mr. Pibb, the cornerstone of our love."
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"He's not one of those "doctor" sodas..."
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"...putting on airs and flashing around his lvy League diploma."
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"No, Mr. Pibb earns his paycheck."
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"He's the kind of soda I'd like to have a beer with."
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"Welcome to the Mr. Pibb experience."
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"- Stan? Francine? - Evening, Bob."
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"You get the e-mail I sent with different ideas for Pibb T-shirts?"
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"Yes, I deleted it immediately."
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"Classic Bob."
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"Check it out. I blinded us with science."
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"- Roger, you ruined... - Science. Up high."
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"I've had it with you, Roger. Get the hell away from me."
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"Yeah, well, I don't want an alien. It's not cool anymore."
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"Very well. If you need me, I'll be in the... Oh, wait. You don't need me."
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"When I was his alien"
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"And the world was young and gay"
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"He thought I was as interesting"
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"As teddy bears were cute"
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"When I was his alien"
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