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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Sarah Jessica Parker (S01E01)

"How you doing? Welcome to the show."
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"I'm really excited because Sarah Jessica Parker will be here."
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"Anybody seen Sarah?"
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"He showed you conspiracy in JFK."
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"The agony of war in Platoon."
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"Welcome to the future site of Oliver Stoneland..."
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"Inspired by my hit film The Doors..."
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"...self-delusion and crazed egomania."
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"That's all right. You can get on, you little Lizard King."
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"- Give me some death. - No, Jim, no."
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"Give me some death."
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"And with showstopping numbers like "Viet-wow!"..."
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"They're cynical, angry, fed up and great skaters."
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"- You know she has a boyfriend. - Yeah. So what? What's that mat...?"
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"...it is my ability to locate and tap into new markets."
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"... attending to the insurance needs of a very specific demographic:"
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"The Grateful Dead fan."
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"It means being free."
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"The only people that are grateful when someone's dead..."
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"...is the recipient of life insurance, man."
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"What happens if you go on a trip and never come back?"
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"...or go to Minnesota and catch the Dead?"
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"No! No!"
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"You sign on this bottom line..."
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"It's a lot of work."
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"After 400 shows, it had better."
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"It's no big deal, you know. Guys, listen..."
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"- This is great. - Thanks for being on the show."
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"Or a film or whatever we got coming up."
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"Weekends too. I try to do as much work as I can for..."
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"And now, Jake Steel: Marionette Cop."
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"Gino!"
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"Hello, Department of Sanitation? This is Officer Jake Steel."
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"This man wants to make a good impression, but he's got dandruff."
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"The only thing she'll do when she sees you is flake out."
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"In that voice. Will you stop speaking in that stupid "funny" voice all the time?"
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"Here she comes."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"And I'm the amusing young friend who teaches him all about dandruff."
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"You know why your wife left you? You've got dandruff."
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"Manufacturers not responsible for loss of friends."
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"While you're at the park, take a trip down Little Wall Street..."
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"Where's Charlie Sheen when you need him?"
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"And if you're in a really adventurous mood..."
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"...to fully feel the frustration and anguish of the Vietnam vet."
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"Hey, quit it!"
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"I'm gonna get you!"
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"...experience the wonder of the Hall of Conspiracies..."
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"...through the use of animatronic robots."
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"We are through the looking glass, people."
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"Who did the president? Oh, man!"
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"...but aren't we puppets tied to the strings of corruption?"
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"I just wanna understand the concept because I'm sort of confused."
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"...or whatever those things you do are."
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"And then the show, it always takes place out in the wilderness?"
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"I mean, not that I don't. I'd love to have a picnic with you anytime."
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"There's no pressure about that. That's not what I mean."
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"- What a nice dog you've got. - Thank you. She's a real sweetheart."
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"- Have a nice day. - Yeah. I'll try."
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"So anyways, I had a lot of braces and I loved licorice..."
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"Maybe in a second. I want Andy to finish his story."
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"Could you wait, please?"
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"It's time once again for Ask Manson..."
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"... starring America's favorite answer man, Charles Manson."
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"I'm free. I'm fly... I'm..."
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"That's it. We're out of time."
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"Actually, it's funny you should bring that up..."
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"- No. ...on the show."
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"Okay, I was joking, actually."
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"Listen, I really have to go. But it was nice to meet you..."
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"Why don't you tell another licorice story, Andy?"
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"- Is there a shower out here? - Yeah, cold shower for Ben."
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"Hello?"
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"He's not here right now, but he'll be back shortly."
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"Okay."
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"And anything else?"
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Let's start. The sooner we start, the sooner Sarah gets here."
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"So let's watch this."
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"Rebellion in The Doors."
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"Greed in Wall Street."
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"Hi. I'm Oliver Stone."
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"And this summer, I invite you to witness my latest creation."
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"It's Oliver Stoneland!"
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"...my own amusement park."
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"Let me be your host as I usher you through reality."
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"...but to confront."
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"...is a feverishly psychotic maze called "Mr. Morrison's Wild Ride.""
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"It's an enhanced trip through depression..."
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"I wanted everyone to feel the fire that is Morrison."
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"At Oliver Stoneland, we question authority."
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"But beware. This ride may remove your will to live."
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"Break on through!"
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"I am an Indian, but I also represent death."
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"I am an Indian, but I also represent..."
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"No, Jim, no."
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"Come on!"
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"I'm not really dead!"
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"Morrison was the lifeblood of a generation..."
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"...and into the materialistic cesspool of the next decade."
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"But the ride's a gas."
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"If you're into communications, why not try Talk Radio Town..."
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"And get killed afterwards."
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"But if it's musical merriment you want, don't miss Platunes..."
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"... as performed by the Combat Rollers."
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"... who's gonna protest?"
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"I was very lucky to find them."
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"Hey, how you doing? We're here with Janeane."
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"Very excited. Sarah Jessica Parker will be here at any moment."
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"- I don't have a crush. - You so much do."
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"Just because she's on the show, I have to have a crush on her?"
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"What are we going to do with her? Why is she on the show?"
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"- You're having a picnic with Sarah? - Yes."
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"I don't recall you having picnics with other guests."
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"- It's a new concept. - Really?"
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"Why don't we go to this film right now? Okay? It'll be great."
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"- She really has a boyfriend? - Yes. They've lived together a long time."
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"Pan America Insurance Company..."
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"If I have one strong point as a salesman..."
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"For the last two years..."
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