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Clips from The Flintstones - The Astra' Nuts (S01E01)

"Pretty swell of the sergeant to tip us off about the secret mission."
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"We've got to remember not to talk to anyone about it. It's a top secret."
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"That should be easy. We don't know anything about it."
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"And now, gentlemen, we shall conduct a series of experiments..."
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"to test your reactions under certain peculiar conditions."
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"In this first experiment, we will test your reaction to gravity."
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"How are we doing?"
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"I will tell you in just a moment."
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"Reaction to gravity: Normal."
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"And here is the insurance policy..."
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"you and your husband ordered, Mrs. Flintstone."
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"It goes into effect as soon as Mr. Flintstone..."
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"takes his physical examination."
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"I see. Where does he take the examination?"
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"At the medical building. 57 Main Street."
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"Fine. I'll see that he gets down there right away."
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"Thank you for dropping it off, Mr. Mortar."
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"You're welcome, Mrs. Flintstone. Goodbye."
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"- Goodbye, Mrs. Rubble. - Goodbye, Mr. Mortar."
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"What's all that fine chipping on the bottom?"
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"That's on all insurance policies."
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"Like, it pays double if a frozen pizza pie falls on your head..."
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"and like that."
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"How did you ever talk Fred into taking out insurance?"
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"I didn't call it insurance, that would suggest Fred wasn't immortal."
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"I told him the company was searching for a perfect physical specimen..."
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"and all the contestants had to take out a policy..."
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"to enter the contest."
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"That's pretty good. I wonder if it would work with Barney?"
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"You know what he said the last time we talked about insurance?"
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"- No, what? - He said he wasn't setting it up..."
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"for some second husband of mine to paint the town."
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"Especially after he bought the paint."
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"Men. I guess no woman really understands them."
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"No, but it's fun trying."
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"Okay, Fred, let her go!"
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"Right, Charlie."
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"Sorry, Charlie."
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"It's okay, Fred. No harm done."
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"Lucky you had your safety helmet on."
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"Rockhead & Quarry Cave Construction Company."
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"Who? Fred Flintstone?"
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"Yeah, hold the line."
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"Fred, it's for you!"
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"- Your wife! - Be right there."
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"Going up."
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"Thanks."
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"Flintstone speaking."
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"What's up, Wilma?"
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"The guy was there about the contest, the insurance company?"
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"The physical?"
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"Why bother? They can see I'm in perfect health."
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"One of the rules, huh?"
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"All right, where do I go?"
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"Betty, where did Mr. Mortar say Fred was to go for his physical?"
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"Some place on Main Street. I think he said the number was 75."
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"75 Main Street, Fred."
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"Why don't you drop by there on the way home?"
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"Now, don't get panicky, Fred. Stop worrying."
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"I tell you, there's nothing to worry about."
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"Yes, I will."
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"Okay. Cross my heart, I promise I'll keep your dinner hot for you."
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"I'll see you later."
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"Bye-bye."
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"From the way he carried on..."
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"I thought I'd have to bring it to the gravel pit."
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"Barney is driving today, so you'd better keep his dinner warm, too."
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"Say, Wilma, I'm not sure of that number on Main Street."
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"75 Main Street sounds right."
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"Besides, he knows enough to check the phone book..."
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"if we gave him the wrong address."
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"Sure is nice of you to drive me down to Main Street, Barney."
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"Think nothing of it. My pleasure."
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"How come you're getting a physical, Fred?"
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"It's one of the rules in the contest I'm in."
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"I'd suggest you get in the contest, too, but you wouldn't have a chance."
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"You're over the hill athletically."
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"Your reflexes don't flex anymore."
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"What are you talking about? I'm as flexy as I ever was."
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"It's nothing to be ashamed of, Barney-boy."
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"Some guys retain youthful muscle tone, like me..."
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"and others get all spongy, like you."
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"I'm going to enter that contest, and I bet I'll beat you."
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"That's okay with me, Barney-boy. Just don't whimper when you lose."
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"This is Main Street. What number were you looking for?"
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"75. There it is. Down the street."
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"- Look at all the guys! - That's to be expected, it's a big contest."
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"But those guys don't stand a chance."
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"Is this the line for the physicals?"
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"- Yeah, this is it. - We're all set, Barney."
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"All right, you men, step inside."
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"Sure, mister, we'll be happy to give you a physical."
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"That's why we're here."
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"My friend would like to get in this thing, too."
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"Fine. The more the merrier."
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"Just sign on the dotted line, and you're both in."
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"I'll sign first."
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"- There you are, bud. - Good. Now your friend."
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"Here's the pen, Barn."
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"- Anything else? - Only the physical."
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"Doc, I've got a couple of greenhorns for you."
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"Okay, I'll take the big flabby one first."
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"The big flabby one!"
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"That's you, Fred."
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"Then I'll take the little spongy one."
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"That's you, Barney."
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"- How am I doing, Doc? - So far, so good."
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"We'll try your reflexes next."
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"Look, it's moving."
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"Reflexes: Normal."
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"Okay, next."
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"- Like this, Doc? - Yeah, that's fine."
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"There's always one in every crowd."
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"How long does this keep up? We've got to get home."
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"Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
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"A couple of more recruits?"
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"Step right up, fellows. We'll GI you right now."
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"One for you and one for you."
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"Welcome to the Army!"
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"The Army?"
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