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Clips from American Dad! - Man in the Moonbounce (S05E05)

"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"- [Kids Laughing, Shouting] - [Steve] Oh, it's cold!"
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"It's a Slip 'N Slide, Dad."
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"Pointless? It moves us from one side of the yard..."
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"to the other on our bellies."
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"How else would we do that?"
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"[Choking]"
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"He's mature enough, Stan."
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"Hey, Mom. Did you order the moon bounce for my birthday?"
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"Yeah. I got the Star Trek one."
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"We're gonna have our faces painted like aliens and everything."
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"Steve, you're absolutely not having a space party. That's childish."
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"No. What I miss most is having my hair cut..."
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"where all your premiums were returned to you on your 72nd birthday?"
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"[Kids Cheering, Laughing]"
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"- Francine, what the hell is this? - You were ruining Steve's party."
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"And you need to get used to it, just like he does."
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"[Kids Laughing, Shouting]"
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"- Uh! - [Laughing]"
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"Oh, God."
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"And when I went back, it was gone."
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"- I'm kind of making a pizza. - I'll pay you $75."
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"- I'm not coming out. - Mind if I bounce with you a little?"
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"First, just a medical question. Where have you been going to the bathroom?"
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"It's just that these are new socks..."
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"and I paid extra for monogramming is all."
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"See?"
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"Anyhoo, it's my professional opinion..."
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"You're in way over your head."
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"- Touch a urinal, then touch your face. - Yeah, okay."
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"Ride the back of a dog and pretend it's a pony."
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"- [Coin Clatters] - [Motor Whirring]"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"300 points. All right."
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"Who is A.S. S? Wait, that spells..."
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"Nope. On purpose."
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"That... is... hilarious."
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"- Yep. - That's hilarious."
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"- Out of the way, twerp. - [Grunts]"
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"I hate that senior."
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"He thinks he's so cool because his rock band plays at sororities..."
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"Awesome. Father-son egging."
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"- [Coin Clatters] - [Motor Whirring]"
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"# I'm comin'"
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"# I'm comin' out #"
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"From different angles?"
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"Settling is what I did when I had you cut it."
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"Klaus, no! It's not worth it."
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"Ooph! [Groaning]"
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"Do I make myself clear?"
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"Since then, T.P.'ing has been a criminal act in Virginia."
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"You're getting three months in Chimdale Prison..."
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"No. I mean, what are we gonna do without you?"
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"- But our taxes are due. - I can do 'em, Mom."
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"I'll take care of things while you're away, Dad."
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"and spread the rumor that your sphincter has teeth."
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"- [Cell Door Slams] - [Footsteps]"
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"Hey, new guy, you think you can take us?"
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"All right. Let him have it, Wesley."
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"We have the squash court reserved for an hour."
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"So in here, a guy could act like a kid if he wanted."
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"Are you still claiming 60% business use on your car?"
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"Oh, and do you know where the schematic diagram of the dishwasher is?"
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"with these little prongs that clip into the lower tray..."
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"Dad, are you there?"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"and I don't want anyone to blow their chances."
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"Now, get out of here. Go get some pizza."
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"I hate that warden..."
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"I get it- you're the good guy, I'm the criminal."
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"The worst thing is he's always pushing for our early release."
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"Well, if we pull off this prank at the kickball game..."
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"[Buzzing]"
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"It was pretty sloppy work."
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"- [Buzzer Buzzes] - [Cell Door Slams]"
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"who wouldn't give me his last name or extension..."
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"I waited at my house until 3:15."
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"Get out there, Dad. Go have some fun."
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"Slow and bouncy and over the plate."
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"I hate you."
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"[Voice Echoing] We pull off this prank at the kickball game..."
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"- No way they'll let us out early. - [No Audible Dialogue]"
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"[Heartbeat Echoing]"
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"Yes. It looks really good."
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"[Both Sobbing, Sputtering]"
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"And I've realized nothing I do now is gonna fix my crummy childhood."
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"Beautiful, Mr. Smith. I think I speak for everyone..."
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"Good luck now."
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"What is it?"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"[Steve] Watch! I'm so slippery. [Shrieks]"
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"- Go, go! You got it! - Let's go!"
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"Hey! I'm trying to do our taxes."
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"Quit fooling around down there. That's not productive at all, what you're doing."
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"Yeah, it's pointless."
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"- [Door Closes] - Ah! What a day."
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"And these shoes- no support at all. A hundred-percent rubber."
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"But the state insists I wear a shoe you can't make a weapon out of."
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"Go ahead, try. Can't be done."
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"[Gagging]"
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"Mmm. Oh. Oh, I definitely stepped in something."
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"Oh, Stan, the garage door is stuck again."
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"- Can you call the repair people? - I did."
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"They were supposed to come yesterday. They never showed."
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"And now I'm upstairs trying to do our taxes..."
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"Oh. That's embarrassing. Did you walk in on him?"
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"- What? - You caught him playing with himself?"
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"Damn it, woman! You always jump to that."
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"Last time, it was when I said, "He's doing his homework.""
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"I thought you said "bone work.""
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"- Where was I? - Steve was abusing the hose."
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"Yeah. Spraying it about like a child."
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"He's turning 14 in two days."
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"Why can't he act his age?"
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"Popsicle fight! They can't discover my true identity."
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"- Hmm? - Where'd he go?"
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"[Speaking Japanese]"
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