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Clips from American Dad! - School Lies (S06E06)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"When I started,"
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"It's Senator Buckingham!"
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"all the prestigious CIA task force positions."
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"start stacking the wood!"
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"See how busy I look?"
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"I don't fudging believe it!"
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"But I've been here 20 years!"
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"I've never made waves..."
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"how Spicoli is always after "tasty waves"?"
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"It's just a choice."
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"Hey-dee, hi-dee. What's up? Not much."
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"Just doing some work on the school, some improvements."
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"Gosh, in those weird suits?"
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"Is it dangerous?"
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"Legally, I have to say "yes.""
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"I got a tear in my suit!"
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"No reason we both got to die!"
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"over to the golf club and join up."
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"I'm studying for my nursing exam."
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"I don't think it's a trap."
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"is half the size of a prison cell?"
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"What a waste."
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"That money could cover a whole Iraqi family"
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"Jerk's got his stereo attached to his scooter."
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"Yep, Steve should go here."
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"But you just said... I changed my mind."
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"putt my driver and make holes."
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"Hey, how about me and you play some golf tomorrow?"
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"Okay!"
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"He wasn't in school?!"
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"No, don't."
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"I'm not supposed to talk to you."
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"when he gets home."
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"Oh? Why is that?"
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"All you care about is taking me there"
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"Friends?"
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"But you're gonna be way more embarrassed"
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"I do a serious job."
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"I don't need this."
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"Here we are."
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"Have a good day at school, son."
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"You thought about it. I saw it."
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"All right, there's the senator."
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"Your boy's quite the little gentleman."
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"Either we could see a movie"
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"and try the new Mexican place at the food court..."
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"Why?!"
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"Oh, geez, my eye."
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"is walk out the door with me every morning,"
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"Okay, okay, that's enough."
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"Kick her ass!"
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"Aah..."
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"Aah..."
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"I did it!"
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"on the Interagency Task Force as a favor."
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"It's basically this thing"
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"that will change everything in my life."
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"I'm gonna be a straight shooter with you now."
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"You're the who's always telling me to go with my instincts."
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"Oh. So what do you like?"
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"Oh, Patrick."
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"MAN 2: Get your ass up!"
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"I want the money you owe me."
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"Hey, it's beautiful out."
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"You've been inside all day."
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"Stan, you're focusing on the wrong thing."
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"Yes! Yes! Uh, they're right here."
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"Yeah, I thought it would help."
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"Why are you stopping?"
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"Which one?"
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"She's mine! Everything in this room is mine!"
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"Oh, that's Carl's."
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"No. You know what?"
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"He's on his way out."
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"I'll be on my way."
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"Either way, I'm eating dessert."
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"A favor?"
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"I did some favors today."
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"Shaking up medicine at the old folks home."
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"Bravo, Cookie."
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"Lessie! Bring in the Pulp Fiction kit!"
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"the nature of the favor you're going to ask."
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"Stan! What are we gonna do?!"
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"You have to do something!"
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"He's your son!"
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"I ain't gonna let you die!"
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"There you are."
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"but it must be someone pretty high up."
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"third-term senator? U.S."
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"Not state, of course."
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"Yeah. It's on the form here."
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"No, I'm the one who should be sorry."
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"That's all I want, too, son."
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"Your face is freaking me out."
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"snotty private school kids."
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"You on the run, too, huh?"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"♪ American Dad 6x14 ♪ School Lies Original Air Date on April 3, 2011"
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"Listen, rookie, you're new,"
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"so you'll be intimidated at first."
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"I was afraid to ask where the bathroom was."
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"I pooped in my drawer for six months."
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"Started planting things in it."
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"My tomatoes did really well."
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"The only way to get ahead is to work hard."
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"Just keep your nose to the grindstone-- Oh, my God!"
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"Stop pointing."
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"He's the senator who assigns"
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"Quick, look like you're working hard."
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"Don't stand there looking stupid,"
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"Webber, you son of a gun!"
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"Still playing your short irons in the front of your stance?"
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"It works for me."
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"I made a tricky up and down past the trap on nine last week."
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"They got you setting up shop here?"
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