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Clips from American Dad! - In Country... Club (S05E05)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"- You're all gonna shit. - One at a time."
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"I should have. But I was sitting next to Alan Cumming and I got scared."
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"- Here Comes Treble? - Hmm."
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"American soldiers."
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"[Soulful] # Oh #"
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"# Say can you #"
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"Thanks, Dad. I don't want to mess this up."
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"## [Whistling Tune Together]"
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"Annoying, both of you!"
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"[Gasps] Roger! You can't kill this sweet bird."
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"And I only trust you to cook it."
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"You actually drown it in amaretto, then save its life using bird C.P. R..."
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"# By the dawn's early light #"
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"It's priceless. But to order it, it's four-ninety-nine."
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"No! Oh, no. Ridiculous."
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"You and I both know I'm gonna get that pay-per-view code one way or another."
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"- No! - I've been in the shower all night."
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"And you'll never be able to sing it until you've been to war."
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"The reason it's so good..."
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"- Aaah! - Aaah! Where are we?"
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"You in Vietnam, bitches!"
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"Leave the cap on so it doesn't dry out."
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"# What so proudly-##"
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Good. Then it's the acid."
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"Popping and locking mostly."
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"I have been in two war reenactments!"
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"We got to get out of here, man!"
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"Sounds like he's in a holding cell in Nangangbang."
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"Do you know where the Horizon Room is?"
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"Marty, it's this way!"
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"The man told me it's this way!"
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"You're going the wrong way!"
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"[Clears Throat]"
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""You guys know that young firefighter I did last night?""
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"But it's okay, girls, because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc."
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"Carrie, V.O."
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"[Screaming]"
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"But to get there, we'd have to go through the 13th fairway..."
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"freshly fertilized."
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"[Man] Pinecones are grenades!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"No. I's done. Take me out."
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"- I-I can't! - Take the shot!"
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"[Steve] What were we doing here? Was it worth it?"
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"- # Tell 'em a hookah # - In hell."
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"- I know the code. - You will give it to me!"
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"48, 12."
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"[Whispering] I'll call you back."
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"Oh. Then it must be P.T.W.R.S.D. - Post-traumatic war reenactment stress disorder."
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"I'd like to keep him here for treatment. He could be a danger to himself or others."
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"- It's over. - For you, maybe."
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"Where you headed?"
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"I know a place down the road with a great grilled cheese. Come on. I'll drive you."
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"We were gonna go cruising when we got home."
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"# Everything's gonna be just right #"
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"# Squirt-squirt Best, best #"
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"# Get ready, my tummy is your nest #"
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"[TV: Applauding]"
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"# You were my strength #"
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"[Roars]"
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"You the boy's father?"
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"Stink Finger, this is Colonel Muff Dog. Do you copy? Over."
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"[Steve] This is Stink Finger, sir."
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"I did to you what America did to Vietnam."
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"I tried to control you. But no longer."
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"I'm pulling out of you, Steve."
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"[Stan] I'm pulling out."
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"[Fireworks Exploding]"
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"The celebration's still going on."
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"I don't know where this low self-esteem is coming from."
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"So go out there and sing!"
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"# Ooh, rockets bursting in the air ##"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"- Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad! - Stan, Stan, Stan, Stan the man!"
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"- You'll never believe it! - I've got something really big!"
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"Stan, the new TVGuide came and you'll never guess what."
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"in a one-night-only, live pay-per-view event!"
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"Shut your mouth, you stupid bitch."
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"So listen, I'm gonna need all your support..."
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"to make sure everything goes smoothly for me."
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"This could be the best night of my life and I don't want to have any regrets..."
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"like when I had the chance to ecstasy at the 2003 Tony Awards and didn't."
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"Whatever. Hayley, you're up."
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"So I think I finally figured out why you never want to talk to me..."
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"Next. Somebody go next."
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"You know how I've been working really hard with my a cappella group..."
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"My music teacher selected me..."
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"to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans Day celebration!"
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"My boy singing the greatest song ever written..."
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"to the greatest men ever made..."
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"- Steve, serenade me. - [Clears Throat]"
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"# See-##"
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"I'm just putting some personal flavor on it."
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"Just sing it like a normal person!"
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"- # Oh, say-# - Okay, got it. Still sucks."
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"I thought it was great."
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"- Have you been standing there the whole time? - Mm-hmm."
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"That's weird. I had no idea you were there."
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"Anyway, Steve, it's fine. But not nearly good enough for the ears of veterans."
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"Tell you what. I'll take the next couple days off work and we'll get that song just right."
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"No, you really don't."
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"Now go upstairs and line your throat with Vaseline."
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"Makes your voice come out smoother. It's an old Elton John trick."
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"## [Whistling Tune]"
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"## [Continues]"
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"## [Whistling Tune]"
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"## [Whistling Tune]"
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"I love your new pet."
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"It's not a pet, silly. It's my meal for the big night."
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"It's an ortolan, Francine, the ultimate French delicacy."
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"It's so sinfully decadent that you eat it under a napkin to hide your sin from God."
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"- [Gasps] I'm honored. - Here's the recipe."
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"There is something so sweet about your hair today. I love it."
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"Thank you."
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"Stop! Take a break. I got to shake my head in disappointment for five minutes."
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"- I need the code. - How much is it?"
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"Well, I guess we can add five more bucks to your tab."
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