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Clips from Community (2009) - Paranormal Parentage (S04E04)

"- And Andre's going as Han Solo."
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"You all look great... ham."
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"- Pig. Let me guess."
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"- And you are as wrong as you are welcome."
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"She's going as my ring girl."
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"This is why we can't just text about it, Jeff."
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"I don't watch sports."
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"- And that's why we leave the couples' costumes"
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"- We do some things."
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"who wasn't invited to Vicki's party"
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"He accidentally locked himself"
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"- He seemed pretty upset,"
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"- Hmm, calling for help. A classic call for help."
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"- Maybe we should just stop by on our way to the party."
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"- I assure you,"
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"the only thing Pierce is trapped in is adolescence."
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"to derail our group's plans."
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"♪ somebody said it could be here ♪"
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"It's like David Lee Roth threw up Miami Vice."
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"an illegitimate half-Brother he never knew he had."
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"one of the 27 stops on the guided tour"
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"- You're the first."
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"Impenetrable titanium carbonite door,"
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"- June 30, 1989."
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"Oh."
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"Sorry to be a burden on you guys,"
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"- Yes. It's in a red notebook in my study"
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"This place has not been dusted in months,"
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"because if you knew what spooked me,"
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"- Jeez, Winger, keep it above the belt."
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"- I'm sorry. - Ah, already forgotten."
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"- No, what's weird is that a living person lived here"
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"It's like practicing on a cadaver."
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"- I'll check my messages."
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"Table for siggy Freud, party of--"
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"Cornelius was barely a dad."
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"I'm my own man now. I--""
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"- We don't want to go over the same area twice,"
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""Pierce Hawthorne's ideas for ladies"?"
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""Asian rockette."
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"- This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me."
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"Abed?"
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"that part in that movie that's like this,"
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"I would like to remind you that I don't watch scary movies"
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"than, say, the walk-In cereal closet,"
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"but it's definitely near here."
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"- It's Pierce's special gym."
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"- Great, you won't tell me, Pierce won't tell me."
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"- believe me, dating Britta,"
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"- What does Britta have to do with this?"
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"- aah!"
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"Oh, ladies, I'll follow you anywhere."
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"- Denial is the first step to acceptance."
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"- Not a word."
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"- No, because I'm nothing like him."
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"- Give it here!"
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"- Help me heal your heart hole!"
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"Otherwise, it wouldn't be pointless."
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"- don't worry. Abed's here."
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"Maybe we should loop back to the indoor swing room."
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"- Break something on it."
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"- I'm not crawling. Walking. Quite briskly."
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"Uh, I--"
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"- Behind you!"
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"Please don't die slightly before your time."
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"- This means we're next, and I care about us."
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"- Gotcha!"
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"Vicki's the one that didn't invite you."
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"- man, it was so easy."
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"- It was pretty impressive,"
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"particularly the shadowy figure"
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"- Wow, that is creepy."
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"There's no ghost."
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"- You probably asked someone"
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"to help you with your stupid prank"
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"- Uh-Uh. Levar Burton was a hard no."
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"and his ghost has returned to scold me"
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"is the real threat out there or in here?"
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"- Someone's punching in the code from the outside."
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"- May I be of some assistance?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"replaced a few light bulbs, and, well,"
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"Well, I guess I could use a roommate."
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"- Will there be anything else, brother?"
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"- Have fun at the party."
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"Tell Vicki I say happy Halloween."
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"That'll mess with her."
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"He needs me."
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"Hey, how about you and I skip out on this party?"
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"It starts pretty slow."
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"After a night of running in circles,"
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"I'm looking for something slow."
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"- You still want to go to the party?"
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"I heard Vicki bought dry ice"
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"I want to show you something on the other side of the bookcase."
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"Gilbert!"
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"and little baby Ben is an ewok."
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"They're the sexy ones that hold the round numbers."
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"- You should probably warn your boyfriend's boyfriend."
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"- Well, you need to do some things together."
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"We do a lot of things."
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"Not all the things."
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"for reasons beyond ourcontrol or concern."
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"- Does Vicki have a TV? - Abed, it's a party."
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"in his panic room and he needs our help."
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""Oh" means we are going against our will,"
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"and we are not going."
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"ever since I moved out, and his dad, you know,"
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"Britta's on the prowl for fresh therapy meat."
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"He is a geriatric toddler,"
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"throwing the most elaborate tantrums money can buy,"
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"and I, for one, am not gonna stand by"
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"and allow some lonely, ridiculous person"
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"♪ one by one, they all just fade away ♪"
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"- Ah, the only thing spooky about this place"
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"is the tacky decor."
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"so tacky."
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"since he lost his father and then his inheritance"
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"in a video game battle with Gilbert,"
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