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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Double Date (S01E01)

"I wasn't sleeping."
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"Yeah, the kids did that."
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"You're building a playground?"
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"Didi, no. Didi, please..."
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"You know what it is, Didi, is..."
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"they just sit around waiting for change."
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"Oh..."
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"Hello?"
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"He's got allergies. He's sneezing like crazy."
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"You guys won the grand prize at the raffle."
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"at the Lux Resort and Spa”"
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"And I'm gonna get... I'm gonna get the paraffin foot treatments"
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"you're wearing golf shoes to bed."
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"Oh, you wanna play that game?"
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"No. Come on, we good, we good."
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"You know what, Kev?"
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"Thanks for talking me into buying that ticket."
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"Ooh, what are you makin'?"
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"It started as a BLT but, uh, we ran out of L and T."
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"Hey, I'm gonna go to Marshalls later"
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"to the fundraiser."
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"the kids this weekend."
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"Might want to rename that."
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"Hey, man. Oh!"
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"Okay, hey, I just wanna say congratulations"
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"All right, dawg, I got Layla in the car."
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"It was four people, right, I think, going..."
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"Hey, thanks for the nail gun. Hit you next week."
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"I need to borrow some milk."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I'm not over this, you know?"
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"and they're about to make oliebollen."
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"You know, so maybe we can hang with them."
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"I've seen her do it more than once."
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"- Clever. - Right?"
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"But all we got was eggs Benedict."
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"Oh. Very good, sweetheart."
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"- Yeah. You get it, though? - I get it."
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"by ourselves, you know, the yolk's on them."
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"I'm just looking on the sunny side of things."
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"- One more for the shell of it? - No. No."
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"And, you know, by the way,"
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"it's not like we don't have other friends."
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"- We got a ton of friends, all right? - Yeah."
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"We're very outgoing, popular people."
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"No, I don't know his name. I know he likes..."
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"No, that's the poppy seed guy's name is Frank."
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"I love that guy. That guy's good."
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"Listen, um, Kevin and I, we're having a dinner party"
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"Oh."
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"I'm out of bullets. How'd you do?"
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"Hello, hello."
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"Hey! What are you crazy kids doing tonight?"
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"You're gonna hit the clubs, a little vaping, huh?"
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"We could make up a big batch of popcorn,"
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"outside of our control, we are temporarily"
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"Even couples."
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"Loser couples, yeah."
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"You know, and if you have nothing else to do tonight,"
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"you can just come and watch the movie with us."
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"- All right, what are we watching? - Yeah."
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"who befriends a family of harp seals."
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"One of the benefits of being retired is"
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"I don't know if I've mentioned the playground"
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"Yeah."
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"Show a little loyalty to Vito's, hon, come on."
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"Oh, that's our favorite pizza place out on Shelter Island."
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"Oh, yeah. We pull up to the dock,"
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"That's literally... that's the dream I have every..."
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"You know that, right, honey?"
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"They have a boat. I like them."
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"Actually, I didn't even use Chale's website."
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"No?"
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"Here it... Oh, no."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Share partners."
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"Chale, just scroll down. Let me see that."
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"- in a classy way. - All right, but..."
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"wanna get jiggy with us?"
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"It's still early. Maybe they're gonna plan"
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"Oh, you know, we have an early morning. But, um..."
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"Um, look, to be honest, we're, uh,"
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"Wow. Turned down by swingers."
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"I should've worn my stretchy jeans."
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"Yep. Bye-bye, pizza boat."
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"It's the frontrunner right now, yes."
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"You're unbelievable."
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"Look, I don't know what you want us to do, all right?"
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"Us?"
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"but 100% yes."
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"- Carrying us? - Yeah."
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"With what? Your stupid jokes?"
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"Those little jokes are a lighthouse for people"
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""There it is, the light”""
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"- Are you done? - Now I am."
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"And maybe if you listened instead of interrupting me"
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"They were like, “Ooh. Look at him”""
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"Even the waiter was walking by,"
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"- "like, “Ooh, look at that. Ooh”" - Really?"
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"Okay, well, if they were so into you,"
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"I don't know. You're right."
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"No, honey, I'm sorry, too."
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"I always thought that you and I were enough."
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"We just need to get back to that."
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"I would love that, okay?"
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"The stars up above, big bag of cheeseburgers,"
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"and my lady by my side."
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"This is good, you know?"
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"It's not good."
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"- Figure it out. Okay. - Okay."
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"You know, when I was in junior high,"
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"I was a little awkward. You know that."
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"like my whole body was made of bendy straws skinny, you know?"
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"And these two girls... I thought they were my friends,"
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"but they went to this party, they didn't invite me..."
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"This story has a point."
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"You know what? We should... We should go to that resort"
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"and have a good time and make sure they see us."
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