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Clips from American Dad! - Can I Be Frank with You? (S08E08)

"Wait, did Hot Jazz In Your Face close?"
American Dad!
"On Sunday and Tuesday nights, I hang out at the CIA Chill Zone."
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"but the CIA took it over, Febreze-ed the hell out of it,"
American Dad!
"Hey..."
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"and get away from his wife because it's boring."
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"I'm tired of talking to you, and it's only been 20 seconds."
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"I feel like talking to Klaus, that's how bored I am."
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"God, Klaus, no."
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"(New Edition's "Cool It Now" playing)"
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"- ♪ In my arms ♪ - ♪ Got to see what love is about ♪"
American Dad!
"♪ So why don't you fellas just leave me alone ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna lose control ♪"
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"We are..."
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"ALL: Boy Bomb!"
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"I think you boys are ready to make your first music video."
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"Hey, Dick, I thought I'd bring some beers."
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"- (gun clicking) - Dick, it's cool."
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"And now I'm going to turn on the water,"
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"Real good."
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"Oh, they wouldn't let me in the Chill Zone"
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"What do you want?"
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"Sorry dude, wrong number."
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"How old are you?"
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""I'm 17, I'm lost and cold,"
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""and my parents don't understand me."
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"before I head to California to become a surf model.""
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"Hey, can you put Tyler back on?"
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"(gasps)"
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"that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man."
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"I got to say, I'm having trouble believing you're from Chicago."
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"Because it's so exciting."
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"Imagine that! Chicago, Chicago!"
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"(laughs)"
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"I'd shake your hand,"
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"but these wise guys handcuffed me for a goof."
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"I was up all night"
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"and this is Boyz with Mouthz."
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"And I went to Express Men and bought a ton of hot boy clothes."
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"Is your uncle on drugs?"
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"remind me again,"
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"in the middle of the damn day."
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"But dudes,"
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"but want to join in as well."
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"Shots, shots!"
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"Shot-shot, shot-shot!"
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"Why doesn't Stan want to have fun with me?"
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"then play that ukulele version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow.""
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"here are your choices for best friend:"
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"Fat woman, cat, gay guy, food."
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"I'll hang out with Stan as Frank until we're best friends,"
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"I don't see any way this plan isn't going to end perfectly."
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"(laughter)"
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"Nuns!"
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"No."
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"Oh, God, shot at the boss!"
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"(laughing)"
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"(farting fades into distance, then returns)"
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"(fart continuing)"
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"Time to find out who this Frank really is."
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"FRANK: Dis is Frank."
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"and let you tell me where I am when I know exactly where I am!"
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"Ya heart!"
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"FRANK: Let me handle this, Gary!"
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"Smith!"
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"We gotta put some towels down."
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"After doing some research on Frank,"
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"What? Who is he?"
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"I feel like his name might be Ricky."
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"But what I do know for sure"
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"Why didn't I lay down some towels?"
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"I'm just saying, Bullock chose us to go on the beer run."
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"He must think we're best friends or something."
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"What?"
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"Girl, you're gonna feel a little prick."
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"♪ Girl, you need a shot of B12 ♪"
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"♪ You know you do ♪"
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"♪ B12'll make you feel all bright and alert ♪"
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"I'm B6, I pick up sticks."
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"I'm B7, I'll take you to heaven."
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"- I'm sweet! - I can sing!"
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"I've got the penis of a man!"
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"- I'm grumpy! - I'm sleepy!"
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"And together we are--"
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"(phone rings)"
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"Oh, no."
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"That was my janitor friend at Arista."
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"Everything's gonna be fine."
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"(fuzzy, scratchy): Francine..."
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"Did you do something to Francine?!"
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"You're an animal."
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"She was the love of my life!"
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"My half brother is Native American,"
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"so I am going to scalp you and watch you die!"
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"And you're inside Frank!"
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"are just two people trying to work stuff out."
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Hey, Stan."
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"You want to check out this new jazz club tonight?"
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"The Jazzberry Beret?"
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"Hot Jazz In Your Face closed a while ago."
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"People just stopped coming."
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"(ding)"
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"Well, I can't go out with you tonight, I'm booked."
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"- What's that? - Oh, dude,"
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"it's this killer house that used to be owned by a terrorist cell,"
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"It's wicked awesome."
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"Come on, can't you blow it off?"
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"Sorry, babe, my Chill Zone nights are sacred."
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"Why don't you sign us up for another night?"
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"I have drinks with Klaus tomorrow,"
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"but I can totally blow that off."
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"(groans)"
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"Oh, Stan and I used to be best friends,"
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"but lately all he wants to do is hang out with his buddies."
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"Listen, Frannie, at a certain point"
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"a man needs to hang out with other people"
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"(groans)"
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"I know there are boring wives out there,"
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"but I'm the fun wife."
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"You know what?"
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