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Clips from American Dad! - Roy Rogers McFreely (S04E04)

"The only thing that even comes close is MichaelJackson's "Thriller" video."
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"Right. But in a way, wrong. Because everything you say is wrong."
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"What's next? Prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns?"
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"Well, not in my neighborhood! When's the next homeowner's association meeting?"
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"but an above-ground sprinkler is a snake in the grass!"
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"- But wait! Bad throw! - [All Gasp]"
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"- See, Son? The system works. - You were awesome, Dad!"
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"No can do. Term limits, you know. And I served my eight terms."
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"- Maybe I could be chair- - No! Oh, wait. Sweetie, I'm sorry."
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"All it takes is two hours on Monday night."
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"- It's room temp! - So put it in the fridge."
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"Look, Stan will be home from the store any second..."
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"Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway..."
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"Yes, I do. It goes in cola to make a Roy Rogers!"
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"I have to decide whether I'm joking or not."
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"It was pushed through by the new chairman of the homeowner's association."
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"Chairing the homeowner's association's my game."
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"Yes, I know what you're thinking, but the jacket is vintage."
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"Oh, no? Is this inside your house?"
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"A gift from the fire chief himself because of the hydrant."
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"- Hey! - Yes, the man gets the biggest piece."
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"And while you're serving me, how about a little dollop of horseradish on the side?"
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"[Whimpers]"
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"## [Singing In Spanish]"
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"You woke me up in the middle of a dream! I was in the "Sledgehammer" video..."
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"- I can hear you, Roger. - Drive! Let's go!"
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"- I can see you! I can see your whole upper body! - Good morning!"
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"Please, I really am not well."
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"What the-"
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"A motion-sensor light? The association doesn't allow motion-sensor lights!"
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"Well, that was good."
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"I also propose that a warning label be placed on all horseradish..."
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"that clearly states that if you ingest an entire bottle, you will blow out your sphincter."
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"please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list for a donor."
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"- That's how your beloved system really works. - What are you talking about?"
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"[Imitates Motor]"
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"I'll wear them on my feet when I pretend to be a lady surgeon."
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"Tell me if I'm squeezing your ribs too hard with my thighs."
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"You're right! So what do we do?"
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"Dad, I found out how you can reintroduce your proposal at the next association meeting!"
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"But Roger's too powerful for just the two of us to take down. We're gonna need help."
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"When do I start? I'll wear one of Mom's scarves too."
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"Uh, the-The, uh-The bosom?"
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"- Who's on the speakerphone? - That's Phil."
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"- [Gasps] Vandalism? - Constructive vandalism."
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"- I think they forgot about the bosom thing! - They did."
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"Bosom."
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"This is taking too long."
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"I'm a little ashamed of you right now."
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"- Don't trigger that light. - I know how to pull a rope!"
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"Constructive vandalism? Charles, how does my morning look?"
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"Summon the gardeners immediately. Time to get some payback."
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"She's right. And besides, I have nothing left to live for!"
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"- [Roger] Hello, morons. - It's McFreely!"
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"Oh, God! I can smell the grass!"
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"Come on! Jugs, nerd, gays- to the van!"
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"- Did you picture speakerphone as- - No, no. Not at all."
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"Me neither. I was super surprised."
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"Sweet move."
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"No! I hate those! Get off me, you fat hag!"
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"If I give you a say, you promise you'll resign?"
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"## [Man Singing In Spanish]"
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"- [Clapping] - Damn, hombre, you can dance!"
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"[Both Sigh]"
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"- Grand. - That it is, boy."
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"Nothing more satisfying than witnessing the uniformity of a neighborhood in sync."
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"Hey, Dad, will you sign my petition?"
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"Absolutely not. I'm zombie dancing with my son."
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"I get it. You're against recycling because I'm for it, right?"
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"Neighborhood watch, missy. Mailbox stickers are against the bylaws."
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"An above-ground sprinkler on the front lawn? No, sir!"
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"- A week from Monday. - Then I will see you in 10 days!"
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"Stay at this emotional level until then! I know I will!"
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"This new toothpaste tastes exactly like I thought it would!"
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"- [Rattling Sound] - [All Gasp]"
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"- And what about the children? - ## [Cartoonish]"
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"Sure, it looks like an innocent game of dolly catch."
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"- [Gasps] - I was having no idea of danger!"
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"I move to prohibit above-ground sprinklers."
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"- [All] Aye. - [All Cheering]"
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"We can't entertain motions not on the agenda."
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"You can leave your jacket off but please sit down."
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"Say, Stan, have you considered coming back to the board? We still don't have a chairman."
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"- I cut you off. Please finish your thought. - Maybe I could be chairman."
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"[High Voice] No!"
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"Why doesn't Stan think I have what it takes to be chairman of the homeowner's association?"
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"- [Bowl Crashing] - Dad just doesn't get it."
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"- He doesn't even want to learn about recycling. - He's a fudge maker."
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"No ifs, ands or buts about it. Where's the cola?"
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"- In the pantry. - Oh, no! What?"
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"and I put grenadine on the list."
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"Grenadine turns cold cola into a Roy Rogers."
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"You know what grenadine turns warm cola into?"
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"You tell me when I throw it in your face."
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"and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while."
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"- Uh, Stan, is there another bag in the car? - No."
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"- But there's no grenadine in here. - You don't need grenadine."
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"I had a Roy Rogers once. Hated it. Won't have it in my house."
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"That and Cilantro. Not the herb, the Mexican singer."
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"He's gonna be huge, and I want nothing to do with him."
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"- But that's not fair! - No grenadine!"
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"- [Klaus] I'm dying. - No whining!"
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"[Clicking, Mechanical Whirring]"
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"What the hell?"
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"Whoa! Hey! What are you doing? This is my car!"
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"Sorry, brother. It was parked in front of the fire hydrant, yeah?"
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"- But we don't have a fire hydrant. - You do now."
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"Morning, Stan. Here to inaugurate the new hydrant?"
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"Well, better christen it with my fire hose."
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"- Principal Lewis! - Are you excited or terrified?"
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"What's this hydrant doing here?"
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"- Roy Rogers McFreely. - Who?"
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"- You won't be able to find one anywhere. - You can't put a hydrant here!"
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"Maybe you're in charge there where they don't serve grenadine!"
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"But out here, I'm the law! You're in McFreely Town!"
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"Royville! Rogersburg!"
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"See something you like? Nice, isn't it?"
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"You know how hard it is to get a real fireman's helmet? I should know."
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"I tried to order one online so I could go in and loot burning houses."
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"Now I can! Can't wait to head downtown if the Wizards win the championship."
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