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Clips from American Dad! - Iced, Iced Babies (S02E02)

"Yes, terrific to have my son's girlfriend gobbling up my family's precious food."
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"Is the coast clear? Good, I can join."
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"Maybe he's just gonna turn her into condos."
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"- Uh, excuse me. - What? Were you saying something?"
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"- Oh. - Why does nobody respect me?"
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"There we go. Dumb alien. That's good material."
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"I know you don't want any more kids, but do we have to go to these lengths?"
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"You know, because you,ll be menopausal."
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"- Hey, Debs. - You kids have a good day at school."
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"You know, cucumbers are just brineless pickles."
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"I could,ve "de-brined... his pickles."
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"Who does that fatso think she is?"
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"Now I see it. Now I,m seeing it."
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"Oh, what do you have there, honey?"
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"I,m making a scrapbook of me and Debbie."
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"There. She's gone."
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"- Mommy's dying! - You,re funny."
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"Debbie."
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"Look, I can sharpen my pencil. Great gal."
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"Hey, Ethan. Don't you love literature? It's so uninhibited."
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"Wait. Is there another "G...? Or is it-"
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"I,m Professor Baxter. And you,ll be respecting me this semester."
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"and he asked me to teach this class."
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"My office hours. They,re Tuesday from 1:00 to 3:00."
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"Steve, you were right to call Mommy."
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"From now on, you,ll just stay home with me."
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"It's not his mind you need."
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"What the- Rape! Succubus!"
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"- Ow! - Francine, what are you doing?"
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"Look at the calendar. This isn't one of our safe days."
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"That means there's something else going on in your woman theater."
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"Except your nights will be filled with unsheathed, unwrapped pounding."
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"Forget it. You,ll stay off my man zone until you,re in hot flashes."
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"Whatever it takes."
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"- Wow, he's so smart. - I just ate. I,m gonna wait 30 minutes."
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"Well, then I,m taking away 50 points from Gryffindor."
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"It's like I,ve been asleep my whole life."
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"Welcome to vasectech vasectomy Systems."
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"- I,m Kichiro. - And I,m Mojiro."
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"After this simple procedure, you will be unsuitable towards manufacture children."
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"vasectomy is the serious procedure."
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"Please use good-time magazines."
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"No need. I already banked plenty of sperm..."
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"strong, Reagan-era swimmers inspired by the 1984 Olympic victories of Matt Biondi."
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"Oh, congratulations on superior depositing."
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"There's a simple lesson to be learned from..."
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"All right. Assignment, people."
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"Buy Moby Dick and tear it up... by Monday."
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"I know some of you aren't ripping up your homework like I ask."
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"Roger, how did you come up with that lecture?"
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"Hayley,just so we,re clear, you,re only coming..."
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"because you got caught in the gravity of my invite."
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"I was so invited that it invited everything around it."
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"Oh, uh, hey."
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"- Didn't expect to see you here. - The kitchen?"
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"Look, I really don't wanna get into this right now."
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"That's the spirit, soldier. Tell you what."
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"Oh, and you know how you told us to make a change for the better?"
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"Daddy, Daddy."
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"How about some angry, no-baby sex?"
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"Oh, there's something I can do."
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"No, you can't leave. We need to seize the day like you said."
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"Why aren't these labeled?"
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"Ever since I first became a father, I,ve dreamed of being done with kids."
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"You missed!"
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""Reno...?Janet Reno? That goes over here."
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"Looking for this?"
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"Remember me, fellas? I,m sure you,d all make fine Stan Juniors."
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"I don't care. I wanna be a mom again."
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"And you always will be. Look."
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"Kids are supposed to leave you."
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"I just thought you should know that."
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"Why am I doing this? I am a mother, a great mother."
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"- Please, God. Let it be a car. - Uh-Uh, a truck, a fan, a car."
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"I don't know what it is!"
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"If you and Hayley made out in the closet next to a dead guy."
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"If you went into the closet with Professor Baxter and talked about ideas."
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"I don't need respect. You know, I,m gonna quit trying to do The Majestic..."
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"and just go back to Ace Ventura."
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"Uh, you,ll probably wanna put your pants on for when the police come."
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"I believe they,re still in the microwave."
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"Oh, and Hayley thinks you,re totally cute."
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"- Mom, you,re home. - Oh, Stevie. What's the matter?"
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"Francine, remember the cow."
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"Oh, Steve, come back to Mommy."
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"- They-They won't? - Oh, heavens, no."
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"That's okay. You can stay right here at home..."
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"- Mmm. - I,m so glad you came over for dinner, Debbie."
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"Ethically, I don't think I should."
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"Mashed spuds for milady?"
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"Oh, honey, here. Let me do that."
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"Oh, Debbie doesn't care."
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"I,m your mom. That's what moms do."
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"Now open up. Bernie Bee wants to find his flower."
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"Is this his flower?"
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"It's so cute that Steve has a little girlfriend."
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"Well, don't tell Debbie about her because she,ll eat her."
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"I found this old New Yorker in the bathroom..."
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"and there's a very interesting take on T.S. Eliot's work."
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"Spit out your cutesy quip and shovel on."
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"Is Roger doing a bit? Roger, start over."
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"I was making a serious point."
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"Roger, you,re an uneducated alcoholic."
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"You don't know anything except Qv.C. return policies."
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"Can it! You,re the Adam Sandler of this house."
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"I don't like it any more than you do."
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"But just think, soon we,ll be able to mate worry free."
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"Your uterus will fall like Saigon. And Steve was the last chopper out."
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"Oh, I,ll always have my little Stevie."
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"Condoms, diaphragm, can of sperm repellent."
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"All right. Foreplay."
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"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Is Steve ready to walk to school?"
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"Oh, Debbie, look, this is my breakfast."
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"Steve will be right down, honey."
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"You-You know about guns?"
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"- Your sight needs a tweak. May I? - Please."
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"- Oh, that's okay, Mom. Debbie took care of it. - I,m sorry. What?"
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"- Yeah. I made Steve's lunch today. - But that's impossible."
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"Cucumber sandwich! Tight!"
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"Oh, is Debbie a larger woman? I hadn't noticed."
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