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Clips from American Dad! - Choosy Wives Choose Smith (S04E04)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Well, the recital's three months away, so I have time to get even better."
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"This could be my big chance with her."
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"Bye, Mom. Going on the road with Klaus for 15 weeks, following My Morning Jacket."
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"Small planes are very dangerous."
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"Your heart was promised to another?"
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"except he was curious about whether the man in the yellow hat..."
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"I just wish I knew what Francine's ex was like."
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"I was just about to track down my wife's ex-You know what?"
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"- Are we swimming? - You want to be swimming?"
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"Geez!"
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"- Oh. Already forgot it. - You'll see you're better than this guy."
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"He's probably a hick anyway. Look at this place. There is not a thing around."
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"Are you Travis Bowe?"
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"No. I help out with the terminally ill children..."
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"but you're welcome to as many hot meals and warm cots as you need."
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"- I specialize in sick kids- and animals. - [Blusters]"
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"You know what? Either way."
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"You chose nothing. Travis's faulty plane engine did all the choosing for you."
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"- Admit it. You settled. - I didn't settle for anything."
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"Hey, little shoes. How you holding up?"
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"- Like that. Chick-a, chick-a, chick-a. - [Purrs]"
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"- You know what? You're adults. You know how to eat. - [Door Closes]"
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"[Gasps] Simon!"
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"Like Travis did."
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"[Stan] I think we really sold that crash landing."
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"I mean- I mean, I'm definitely drunk, but..."
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"No!"
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"[Squawking]"
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"It's not good luck anymore! Help!"
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"I'll figure out a way off this island."
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"[Screams] This is all your fault! We're gonna die out here!"
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"[Yelps]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"Oh, shit."
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"[Grunting]"
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"It's over."
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"Hello."
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"[Gasps] Stan! You're alive!"
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"[Whirring]"
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"We were stranded on a rock. I didn't see a thing."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"## [Cello: Playing Badly]"
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"Sounds terrific, honey."
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"Lindsay Coolidge is what they call a cello slut."
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"- It's a band. Peace. - Hang on, missy."
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"- Cell phone? - Check."
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"- Emergency credit card? - Check."
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"- Morning-after pills? - Twenty and a refill."
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"All right. Have fun, you two."
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"- Oh! - That's right. You're not dreaming."
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"I actually look this good."
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"[Moans Softly] Ooh. Men's Wearhouse?"
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"" I guarantee it!" It was a little present to myself..."
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"- for getting my pilot's license. - [Gasps]"
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"Stanford Smith, I forbid you to fly."
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"That's ridiculous. Small planes are the safest of all."
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"If Ritchie Valens's plane had been just a little bit smaller..."
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"- he'd still be alive today. - Please."
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"I am begging you. Don't fly."
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"Stan, I didn't want to tell you this, but..."
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"20 years ago, right before I met you..."
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"- I was engaged to another man. - What?"
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"- His name was Travis. He was a pilot. - Like me."
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"Well, one day, his small plane went down."
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"No!"
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"Anyway, I thought he was dead."
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"He turned up alive a couple of months after I met you."
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"But by that time, we were engaged..."
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"and I knew you were the one for me."
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"Why-Why didn't you ever tell me?"
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"Because I thought you'd overreact."
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"But actually, you're taking this better than I expected."
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"[Sighs] I'm so relieved."
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"- [Whimpering Softly] - What do you feel like for dinner?"
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"## [Dance]"
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"[Chattering]"
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"- Where'd all these people come from? - Club Rubber just let out."
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"Everybody's still rolling pretty hard, and I'm selling water."
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"- Want to hand out pacifiers? - Oh, I'm not in the mood."
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"- She told you? - No, I was under the table when she told you."
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"Don't ask what I was doing under there."
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"- [Whispers] Ask. - What were you doing under the-"
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"Like you wouldn't believe. There's some guy out there who Francine almost married."
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"Who is he? What's he all about?"
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"- Is he better than me? - It's normal. You're curious, like the monkey..."
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"would violate him with a banana, which is something to be curious about."
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"You know what? Pack some road sodas."
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"We're going to the C.I.A. To do a little recon on this guy."
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"Now you're talkin'! Pound it."
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"Can I rub your back?"
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"Boy, does that sound like heaven. Kind of in a rush though."
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"A quick one. Yes. Yes to a quick one."
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"If you want to be swimming, we're swimming, dude."
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"# Playing the cello like Yo-Yo Ma #"
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"# Soon I'll be unsnapping Lindsay Coolidge's bra ##"
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"- [Meows] - Hmm."
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"You're a funny little mister, aren't you? Looking for a friend?"
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"[Meows, Screeches]"
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"Oh, my God! Somebody help us! Somebody call 911!"
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"- [Groans] - You're gonna be okay. L-I'll get you some help."
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"Who has a cellular phone?"
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"- [Whimpers] - Oh. Oh. Hang in there, little man."
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"[Gasps] Go around! Give us some space!"
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"Oh, you're hurt pretty bad. Go around!"
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"Oh, this is all my fault. I'm so sorry. I gotta get you to a vet."
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"- [Screeches] - [Screaming] Ow!"
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"Why would you do that? I was trying to help you."
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"Don't go around! Go over him! Resume normal traffic flow!"
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"My hat's off to you, Stan. You are some kind of crazy."
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"Flying all the way to Montana just to get a look at this Travis Bowe."
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"Well, I'd rather be acting crazy than feeling crazy."
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"That's good, Stan. I'm gonna write that down when we land."
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"Yeah. Yeah. The closest town to here is my ass."
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"- And that place is a hole. [Laughs] - [Laughs]"
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