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Title	Season	Episode
Human Flesh	1	1
Crawl Space	1	2
Sacred Cow	1	3
Sexy Dance Fighting	1	4
Hamburger Dinner Theater	1	5
Sheesh! Cab, Bob?	1	6
Bed & Breakfast	1	7
Art Crawl	1	8
Spaghetti Western and Meatballs	1	9
Burger War	1	10
Weekend at Mort's	1	11
Lobsterfest	1	12
Torpedo	1	13
The Belchies	2	1
Bob Day Afternoon	2	2
Synchronized Swimming	2	3
Burgerboss	2	4
Food Truckin'	2	5
Dr. Yap	2	6
Moody Foodie	2	7
Bad Tina	2	8
Beefsquatch	2	9
Ear-Sy Rider	3	1
Full Bars	3	2
Bob Fires the Kids	3	3
Mutiny on the Windbreaker	3	4
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal	3	5
The Deepening	3	6
Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks	3	7
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene	3	8
Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins	3	9
Mother Daughter Laser Razor	3	10
Nude Beach	3	11
Broadcast Wagstaff School News	3	12
My Fuzzy Valentine	3	13
Lindapendent Woman	3	14
O.T.: The Outside Toilet	3	15
Topsy	3	16
Two for Tina	3	17
It Snakes a Village	3	18
Family Fracas	3	19
The Kids Run the Restaurant	3	20
Boyz 4 Now	3	21
Carpe Museum	3	22
The Unnatural	3	23
A River Runs Through Bob	4	1
Fort Night	4	2
Seaplane!	4	3
My Big Fat Greek Bob	4	4
Turkey in a Can	4	5
Purple Rain-Union	4	6
Bob and Deliver	4	7
Christmas in the Car	4	8
Slumber Party	4	9
Presto-Tina-o	4	10
Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial	4	11
The Frond Files	4	12
Uncle Teddy	4	14
The Kids Rob a Train	4	15
I Get Psychic Out of You	4	16
The Equestranauts	4	17
Ambergris	4	18
The Kids Run Away	4	19
Gene It On	4	20
Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town	4	21
World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town	4	22
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl	5	1
Tina and the Real Ghost	5	2
Friends with Burger-fits	5	3
Dawn of the Peck	5	4
Best Burger	5	5
Father of the Bob	5	6
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy	5	7
Midday Run	5	8
Speakeasy Rider	5	9
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise	5	10
Can't Buy Me Math	5	11
The Millie-churian Candiate	5	12
The Gayle Tales	5	13
L'il Hard Dad	5	14
Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting	5	15
The Runway Club	5	16
Itty Bitty Ditty Committee	5	17
Eat, Spray, Linda	5	18
Housetrap	5	19
Hawk & Chick	5	20
The Oeder Games	5	21
Sliding Bobs	6	1
The Land Ship	6	2
The Hauntening	6	3
Gayle Makin' Bob Sled	6	4
Nice-Capades	6	5
The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover	6	6
The Gene and Courtney Show	6	7
Sexy Dance Healing	6	8
Sacred Couch	6	9
Lice Things Are Lice	6	10
House of 1000 Bounces	6	11
Stand by Gene	6	12
Wag the Hog	6	13
The Hormone-iums	6	14
Pro Tiki/Con Tiki	6	15
Bye Bye Boo Boo	6	16
The Horse Rider-er	6	17
Secret Admiral-irer	6	18
Glued, Where's My Bob?	6	19
Flu-ouise	7	1
Sea Me Now	7	2
Teen-a-Witch	7	3
They Serve Horses, Don't They?	7	4
Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou?	7	5
The Quirk-ducers	7	6
The Last Gingerbread House on the Left	7	7
Ex Mach Tina	7	8
Bob Actually	7	9
There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business	7	10
A Few 'Gurt Men	7	11
Like Gene for Chocolate	7	12
The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel	7	13
Aquaticism	7	14
Ain't Miss Debatin'	7	15
Eggs for Days	7	16
Zero Larp Thirty	7	17
The Laser-inth	7	18
Thelma & Louise Except Thelma Is Linda	7	19
Mom, Lies and Videotapes	7	20
Paraders of the Lost Float	7	21
Into the Mild	7	22
Brunchsquatch	8	1
The Wolf of Wharf Street	8	3
The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets	8	10
Sleeping with the Frenemy	8	11
The Hurt Locker	8	12
Cheer Up Sleepy Gene	8	13
The Trouble with Doubles	8	14
Go Tina on the Mountain	8	15
Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday	8	16
Boywatch	8	17
As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps	8	18
Mo Mommy Mo Problems	8	19
Mission Impos-slug-ble	8	20
Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You	8	21
Legends of the Mall	10	5
The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now	10	6
Land of the Loft	10	7
Now We're Not Cooking with Gas	10	8
All That Gene	10	9
Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas	10	10
Drumforgiven	10	11
A Fish Called Tina	10	12
Three Girls and a Little Wharfy	10	13
Wag the Song	10	14
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels	10	15
Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya	10	16
Just the Trip	10	17
Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap	10	18
The Handyman Can	10	19
Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again	10	20
Local She-ro	10	21
Prank You for Being a Friend	10	22
Manic Pixie Crap Show	12	1
Crystal Mess	12	2
The Pumpkinening	12	3
Driving Big Dummy	12	4
Seven-tween Again	12	5
Beach, Please	12	6
Loft in Bedslation	12	7
Stuck in the Kitchen with You	12	8
FOMO You Didn't	12	9
Gene's Christmas Break	12	10
Touch of Eval(uations)	12	11
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda	12	12
Frigate Me Knot	12	13
Video Killed the Gene-io Star	12	14
Ancient Misbehavin	12	15
Interview with a Pop-pop-pire	12	16
The Spider House Rules	12	17
Clear and Present Ginger	12	18
A-Sprout a Boy	12	19
Sauce Side Story	12	20
Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner	12	21
Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day	12	22