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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Topsy (S03E03)

"Did you check all your pockets?"
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"Well, it's volcano-shaped,"
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"Oh, it's in the liquor cabinet."
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"I've been using it as a wine koozie."
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"Introducing my science fair project for this year."
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"Hold on."
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"Yeah, Louise, he's not just a teacher,"
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"Don't worry about Blevins."
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"Good morning, children."
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"Whoa, whoa whoa, what?"
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"Can anyone name any of his inventions?"
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"It goes on and on and on, basically everything."
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"is coming up, because I'm in charge of it now."
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"Kids have been using these papier-matcher monstrosities"
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"- from Mr. Blevins on my volcano. - Huh?"
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"I'll pick one for you."
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"Nope, gonna pick one."
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"so please don't be offended if I disregard"
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"I need information on Thomas Edison."
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"No, use the Internet."
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"Books are stupid."
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"No, they're stupid."
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"Hmm. Topsy."
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"What is he, a supervillain?"
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"The point is, I've got my science fair project."
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"I'm gonna tell everyone the truth about Edison the Electro-cutioner."
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"And make Mr. Dinkler look like an evil-inventor-impersonating ass."
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"Do it, do it."
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"And then I say, "Hey. Lightbulb."
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"Mr. Dinkler, shouldn't Louise and I make sure"
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"Is your project going to blow everyone away?"
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"Hey, everybody, volcano-girl here is gonna blow our minds."
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"I've got something big, Mr. Dinkler."
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"I will. You keep believing that, Mr. Dink-ler."
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"Not for that punk."
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"Gene, can you give me a maniacal laugh?"
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"Tina, act like an elephant."
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"Not bad, you're hired."
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"Yes, Tina. Jeesh."
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"Ah, Teddy, come here."
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"In high school, my buddies and I built a Van de Graaff generator."
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"You know, to get girls."
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"Adults aren't allowed to help, so you'll have to hide."
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"But... eh?"
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"Ahh..."
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"Spiceps. Spice-wah?"
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"Look,."
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"Okay, good night."
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"'Cause, whoop, I am."
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"you're getting spice all over the bed."
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"Can I stay here for a while to cool off?"
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"Okay, talk to you later."
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"♪ They'll..."
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"Don't mean to barge in, just here for the monthly rent."
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"I say monthly,"
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"because I think there might be some confusion about that."
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"Strangely specific, but whatever."
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"And there it goes."
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"Wha-what about you? Can you sing?"
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"That song's catchy."
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"♪ At my autopsy."
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"♪ La, la, la, la, la"
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"Holy moly."
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"We're gonna Milli Vanilli this."
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"Sorry, I don't speak Italian."
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"besides singing from behind a curtain in our school auditorium?"
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"God, cooking is just too easy now."
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"So, after a lot of thought and some amazing sewing,"
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"It's the Spice Rack."
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"Oh, I look ridiculous? Yeah, you do."
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"- You're both right. - I just took your idea and I made it good."
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"What? No you didn't."
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"Come on, kids, which is better?"
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"Pass. No, thank you."
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"- Tina? - Uh..."
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"- You want this, right? This one. - I love you both equally!"
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"Oh, who cares?!"
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"♪ Aw, shucks. Um... wha..."
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"Tina, stand on Teddy's yoga mat and don't move or it's..."
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"Are you sure this is safe?"
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"Teddy, tell Tina your yoga mat will keep her safe"
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"Tina, she's standing on the yoga mat."
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"Well, I see your point."
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"Huh, huh. It is a little dangerous."
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"Tina, people must know the truth."
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"Do the reenactment."
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"It looks really good."
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"- Mm? - No, no music, thank you."
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"Suit yourself."
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"All right, you're rehired."
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"Teddy, what's our pyro status?"
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"I think so, except for, uh... Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine."
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"Huh, huh, huh."
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"Huh, huh. What is it, girl?"
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"Oh, wow, me, too."
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"Oh, hello, Mr. Dinkler."
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"What a day for science, huh?"
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"Louise,"
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"give me the word when you want me to hit the switch."
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"Jeremy saw everything last night."
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"Boy, that, uh, that fell over. Too bad."
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"Watch out, someone's coming."
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"I will destroy you."
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"Now that Louise is banned, I'm the only Edison project."
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"Jeremy, shush. Right."
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"What about the truth?"
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"Who plays flute? Do you play flute?"
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"I panicked; I said I was a doctor."
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"So if anyone asks, I'm Dr. Glen Wellness."
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"I was disrespectful."
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"I was out of line, and oh, my God,"
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"did you move that picture?"
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"I do martial arts."
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"that if it ain't man-on-elephant love, it ain't worth singing about."
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"♪ They say Thomas Edison"
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"♪ They'll say all..."
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"This is my destiny."
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"Shh, I'm trying to eat this yogurt."
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"You told me about Topsy."
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