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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Karma (S07E07)

"Kevin unproposed to Robin,"
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"You got to move out."
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"Sure."
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"things between me and Ted are still kind of weird."
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"Well, stay as long as you want, sweetie."
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"(sizzling)"
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"I guess there's no reason why not."
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"Guys, um, I don't want to overstay my welcome,"
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"So Ted, what healthy,"
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"But the manager. God,"
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"They were a bit fancy for East Meadow."
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"And I begin to fear..."
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"and the biggest boob in here is you."
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"You are not on a date."
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"that sex with me would cure their nearsightedness."
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"Come on, Robin,"
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"Going to canasta tournaments"
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"The same."
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"Hey!"
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"I think so."
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"Yeah."
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"(phone buzzes)"
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"See, for me, this place has begun to feel a little haunted."
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"I need a change."
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"NARRATOR: Kids, 2012 started out kind of crazy."
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"Barney met a girl named Quinn,"
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"I told Robin..."
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"I love you, Robin."
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"When I asked if she"
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"loved me back, she said..."
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"No."
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"Marshall told Robin..."
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"And Robin did."
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"I can't even open her bedroom door anymore."
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"Why do I have to be so sensitive?"
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"I don't know, bro."
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"Look at me and that Quinn chick."
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"You don't hear me prattling on"
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"about how beautiful her smile is,"
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"how her hair is like a waterfall of honey-colored silk,"
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"how her eyes are like a warm South Sea"
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"kissed by the fire and gold of sunrise."
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"I don't even remember what she looks like."
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"Dude, you obviously like her. Can't you read"
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"between the lines, Ted?"
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"I obviously like her."
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"How did this happen to me?"
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"Look, I think it's healthy"
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"that you have real feelings for a woman"
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"instead of just seeing her as an object."
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"Switch?"
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"(snaps fingers)"
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"But why Quinn?"
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"I mean, you spent one night with her,"
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"and she was kind of mean."
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"We just connected."
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"Emotionally, intellectually, spiritually."
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"So, mind-blowing sex?"
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"For an hour afterwards, I couldn't uncross my eyes."
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"Which was awesome, because when I went back for seconds,"
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"it was like having a three-way with twins."
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"So... call her."
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"I would if I knew how to get in touch with her,"
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"but I can't, and it's driving me crazy."
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"Everywhere I look, I see her."
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"I see her walking on the street;"
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"I see her shopping in the store;"
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"I see her dancing on that pole."
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"I see her dancing on that pole, too."
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"Oh, my God, that's Quinn."
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"EMCEE: Gentlemen, give it up for Karma."
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"I really appreciate you guys taking me in."
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"I mean,"
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"I'm homeless,"
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"So, it's nice to be around friends."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Mm."
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"Now, I got you a journal."
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"I know this sounds lame,"
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"but it really helps work through stuff to write about it."
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"Oh."
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""Dear Diary. The fantasies of killing Marshall's mom"
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""have become more vivid."
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"Today, I scalped her with a .."" Whoops,"
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"that one's mine."
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"You are going to have so much fun here."
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"Oh, guys, please, do not feel like you have to keep me entertained."
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"Well, you shouldn't have come to East Meadow, Long Island,"
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"Robin, if you didn't want to be entertained."
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"Really? I didn't think there was a ton to do here."
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"Oh, apparently, someone hasn't heard"
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"of the Uniondale Miniatures Museum."
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"You'll come for the 19th century thimble art,"
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"but you'll stay for the Dutch masters on bottle caps."
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"Plus,"
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"you'll be bowling with two"
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"charter members of the East Meadow Alley Cats."
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""We're a hot dog eating team"
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"with a bowling problem.""
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"Shirley"
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"came up with that one."
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"Great bowler, Shirley."
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"Unfortunately, that was on her bathroom scale."
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"NARRATOR: When Robin moved out,"
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"there was a hole in my life"
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"in the shape of an empty bedroom."
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"I filled it with a new hobby."
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"(coughing)"
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"What are you doing in my old room?"
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"This room being empty was bumming me out,"
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"so I decided to do something healthy"
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"that would take my mind off you."
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"Well, nothing says healthy"
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"like smoking 40 pounds of pork loin"
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"in an unventilated room"
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"while having an imaginary conversation with your ex."
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"Just for that, you're not getting any."
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"I'm not getting any?"
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"You're the one smoking your own meat."
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"Oh!"
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