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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sexy Dance Healing (S06E06)

It comes with cheese.

"It comes with cheese."

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No, it's not.

"No, it's not."

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You broke it wide open, Dad.

"You broke it wide open, Dad."

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You know what you should do?

"You know what you should do?"

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Take a walk to the store and look at some produce.

"Take a walk to the store and look at some produce."

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Yeah, maybe I should.

"Yeah, maybe I should."

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And if that doesn't work,

"And if that doesn't work,"

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No. Ow.

"No. Ow."

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Jairo? Oh, come on.

"Jairo? Oh, come on."

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You fell down, go boom.

"You fell down, go boom."

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Ugh, I think my shoulder is broken.

"Ugh, I think my shoulder is broken."

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If it was broken, you would know it.

"If it was broken, you would know it."

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It's a torn labrum.

"It's a torn labrum."

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Oh, my God, a torn labrum! What's a labrum?

"Oh, my God, a torn labrum! What's a labrum?"

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It's the middle part of your wiener. No!

"It's the middle part of your wiener. No!"

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that helps us do movements like this and this.

"that helps us do movements like this and this."

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but I'm worried I'm not gonna be able to cook.

"but I'm worried I'm not gonna be able to cook."

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that's right after the surgery that you need.

"that's right after the surgery that you need."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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This is fun. It is fun.

"This is fun. It is fun."

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Were you guys calling me?

"Were you guys calling me?"

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Hey, look, it's Sandra.

"Hey, look, it's Sandra."

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So I checked your insurance,

"So I checked your insurance,"

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and your deductible is high. How high?

"and your deductible is high. How high?"

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Sandra!

"Sandra!"

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I don't think people say that.

"I don't think people say that."

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I'm sure we can sue Jairo for damages, lost wages,

"I'm sure we can sue Jairo for damages, lost wages,"

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$200,000?

"$200,000?"

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He's mystical and handsome, but he's not rich.

"He's mystical and handsome, but he's not rich."

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All right, what I can do for you

"All right, what I can do for you"

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Well, you'd be surprised how many doors

"Well, you'd be surprised how many doors"

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It seems like you're talking slower,

"It seems like you're talking slower,"

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since you started charging by the hour.

"since you started charging by the hour."

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Oh, I want to hear a funny story.

"Oh, I want to hear a funny story."

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Thank you. Bye. Bye.

"Thank you. Bye. Bye."

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I don't want to talk about it.

"I don't want to talk about it."

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Me neither.

"Me neither."

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we're gonna have to sue you.

"we're gonna have to sue you."

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Hello, Jairo.

"Hello, Jairo."

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Good for you. Thank you, Tina.

"Good for you. Thank you, Tina."

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I am not doing it weird at all. You do it.

"I am not doing it weird at all. You do it."

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That's I'm doing.

"That's I'm doing."

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Hmm, you look like you are in pain.

"Hmm, you look like you are in pain."

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How'd you do that?

"How'd you do that?"

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I am a healer.

"I am a healer."

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You really think you can heal Bob?

"You really think you can heal Bob?"

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Heal his disgusting broken body!

"Heal his disgusting broken body!"

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Is everyone liking the font? Yes? Good.

"Is everyone liking the font? Yes? Good."

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of Fromage, Schuster and Pitz-Lopez.

"of Fromage, Schuster and Pitz-Lopez."

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I think a letter from our attorneys might get Miss Selbo

"I think a letter from our attorneys might get Miss Selbo"

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Deal with it, Selbo!

"Deal with it, Selbo!"

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There's the patient. I made you a big breakfast for your healing

"There's the patient. I made you a big breakfast for your healing"

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I'm not supposed to eat.

"I'm not supposed to eat."

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Dibs on Dad's underwear.

"Dibs on Dad's underwear."

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I'm wearing underwear. Oh, boo.

"I'm wearing underwear. Oh, boo."

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But your mind's open, right, honey?

"But your mind's open, right, honey?"

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Take off the sling crutch, and take off your clothes,

"Take off the sling crutch, and take off your clothes,"

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Wait, h-how'd you know I was wearing underwear?

"Wait, h-how'd you know I was wearing underwear?"

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So, yeah.

"So, yeah."

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That's not my shoulder.

"That's not my shoulder."

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Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow.

"Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow."

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You're holding stress everywhere I touch.

"You're holding stress everywhere I touch."

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There is a knot.

"There is a knot."

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So what is causing all your stress?

"So what is causing all your stress?"

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Okay, so, wait, you don't worry about money?

"Okay, so, wait, you don't worry about money?"

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Here, you have earned this.

"Here, you have earned this."

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The yellow scrunchy of trust.

"The yellow scrunchy of trust."

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You are dripping with oil.

"You are dripping with oil."

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The-the little cap came off.

"The-the little cap came off."

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Well, no, you know what, I'm gonna keep it.

"Well, no, you know what, I'm gonna keep it."

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Oh, the "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Tomatoes" burger.

"Oh, the "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Tomatoes" burger."

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Right. Well, you did it.

"Right. Well, you did it."

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You're gonna come out of this slump, don't worry.

"You're gonna come out of this slump, don't worry."

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Mm-hmm. Yeah. What is... What are you thinking?

"Mm-hmm. Yeah. What is... What are you thinking?"

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Look, look. I think you're...

"Look, look. I think you're..."

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Uh, like you're in an aerobics class?

"Uh, like you're in an aerobics class?"

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I-I just don't know if that's the way it works.

"I-I just don't know if that's the way it works."

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This is me tickling you.

"This is me tickling you."

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And pop, pop.

"And pop, pop."

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Again. Pop.

"Again. Pop."

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Uh, Bob? Oh, hey, Doc.

"Uh, Bob? Oh, hey, Doc."

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I am Bob's healer.

"I am Bob's healer."

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Wow, I've seen a torn labrum blast a fiver like that.

"Wow, I've seen a torn labrum blast a fiver like that."

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What's going on, Jairo?

"What's going on, Jairo?"

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I wasn't supposed to be living in my studio,

"I wasn't supposed to be living in my studio,"

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but my landlord does.

"but my landlord does."

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Right, you have no place to heal.

"Right, you have no place to heal."

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who flies into a bread-crumb vending machine.

"who flies into a bread-crumb vending machine."

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Good morning, Bob. Join us.

"Good morning, Bob. Join us."

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Rio Janeiro!

"Rio Janeiro!"

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Hildy, do you want this to get

"Hildy, do you want this to get"

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Sage. Sage.

"Sage. Sage."

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Me, too!

"Me, too!"

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and you know what he said?

"and you know what he said?"

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All right, let me take a shot at this.

"All right, let me take a shot at this."

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Uh, Bob? Are you okay?

"Uh, Bob? Are you okay?"

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Your buttocks look stressed.

"Your buttocks look stressed."

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I-I'm just hoping this smoothie

"I-I'm just hoping this smoothie"

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Well, it's this thing I do.

"Well, it's this thing I do."

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We've found the mother-knot.

"We've found the mother-knot."

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because I fell on your oily sidewalk while I was...

"because I fell on your oily sidewalk while I was..."

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Let your chalk sleep today.

"Let your chalk sleep today."

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Look how cute the chalk.

"Look how cute the chalk."

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Oh, sorry. The chalk is trying to sleep.

"Oh, sorry. The chalk is trying to sleep."

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But here's a nice orange one...

"But here's a nice orange one..."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Uh, what-what's up with the, uh...

"Uh, what-what's up with the, uh..."

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huh-huh, huh-huh.

"huh-huh, huh-huh."

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And you know, I feel fine.

"And you know, I feel fine."

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I might not do one tomorrow.

"I might not do one tomorrow."

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I know. You know about the burger board.

"I know. You know about the burger board."

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Every day. Teddy...

"Every day. Teddy..."

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It's the only constant in my life!

"It's the only constant in my life!"

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Do you hear me?! BOB: Bye.

"Do you hear me?! BOB: Bye."

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Put a burger on that board!

"Put a burger on that board!"

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Ahh!

"Ahh!"

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You kids can write something up there if you want.

"You kids can write something up there if you want."

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You know, one of your joke burgers or something.

"You know, one of your joke burgers or something."

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All right, do it or don't do it.

"All right, do it or don't do it."

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