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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Weekend at Mort's (S01E01)

"- I hate you. - This is big. You have to close."
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"I guess it has been a While since we've had a break."
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"[Shouting] Mold! Dangerous killer mold!"
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"- You say that about everything. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, sorry, sir. That was my butt. - Hmm!"
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"- And you should see the shut-ins. - Stop."
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"It's called green mold."
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"Listen to me. I live alone... in an enormous apartment..."
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"- that happens to be above a funeral home. - Hmm."
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"You mean, do I have a medicine cabinet full of corpse moisturizers?"
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"Yes. Do they make my skin soft as a baby? You decide."
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"♪ We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"♪ We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's J ♪"
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"You gonna slip into something more comfortable?"
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"If you do touch something, don’t touch me afterwards..."
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"And, uh, now I will get this guy out."
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"- Shh! - Here we go."
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"-[Door Creaks] -[All Gasp]"
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"[Bob] Wow, I didn't know you were rich."
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"I didn't know you liked that movie so much."
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"Like, uh, like couples manicures?"
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"Or couples waxing?"
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"[Nervous Chuckle] Yes! The whole Weekend."
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"It's not our honeymoon, Linda."
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"[Linda] Two whole days off from the restaurant. Oh!"
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"Yay! This is like camp."
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"Kissy face? That's a big deal."
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"MeetSpace! Get into it."
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"Ah, you're right, Mort. You're wh-what, 50?"
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"Do that. That'll be funny.”"
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"Mort asked a girl on a date."
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"Yep. I proposed a romantic rendezvous for 8:00 p.m. tonight..."
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"What? Jimmy Pesto’s?"
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"Uh, Tina, will you join me in the corner for a little powwow?"
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"It's not a good sign."
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"- Maybe you should think outside the box. - Okay."
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"Special delivery!"
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"Tina can call us on the emergency cell phone if she needs to."
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"Come on, Linda. We shouldn't go to this. It will be bad."
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"- All right, fine, fine. - Yay!"
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"Mort? I recognize you from the picture on your Web site."
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"This is my friend Bob and his lovely Wife Linda."
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"- Thank you. - It's not our honeymoon."
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"[No Accent] You're such a jerk."
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"- Ugh. - Hush. it's their special language."
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"Wait, wait. First, how 'bout a hug?"
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"- Hmm? - Aw."
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"[Groans]"
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"[Whispering] Are there bodies in those coffins?"
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"With all this green mold around town, better hope not."
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"-[Vibrating] -[Laughs]"
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"They're dangerous, but I love their swagger."
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"Hello?"
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"- ♪ [Reggae] -[Laughing]"
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"- Bob, stop. - I'm doin' it."
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"A Far Side calendar."
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"[Slurps] Really? Huh."
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"[Together] Tumors."
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"[Buzzing Vibration]"
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"- I'm going home, Lin, to Mort's. - Don't you ignore my lasso."
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"[Electrical Buzzing]"
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"Then I can watch the movie."
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"[Rumbling]"
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"Oh, man, that is calling our name, Keanu."
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"Nope. I ate it. We'll have to wait till it comes out."
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"- It's not so bad. - Keep pulling the robot wieners."
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"- She's messing with us again. - No."
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"I swear. I did this, but I am not doing that."
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"-[Nervous Chuckle] - Heh."
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"-[Rumbling Snort] - [Tina Screams]"
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"[Tina] Turn that thingy While I pull this thingy."
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"- You don't know how. Let me. - I'm in charge."
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"[Muffled] All right. Here it goes."
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"-[Bob, Muffled] Stop hitting the coffin! - Duct tape!"
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"- Uh-oh. - Oh, my God! I'm gonna die in here!"
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"Aah! [Panting]"
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"- Now what? - Now..."
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"Open the casket!"
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"What happened here? My shop's a Wreck!"
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"Because you see your whole life pass before you as you're burning."
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"- Can I hear you say “yeah”? - Yeah!"
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"- Yes, we are. Yes, Bob. - Yeah!"
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"Uh, Tina, do you think maybe you could-"
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"[Kissing]"
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"I took off my lazy pants. Did you notice, Lin?"
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"[Linda Laughs] Yes."
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"♪ Weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"[Laughs] Use bleach on it? “Oh, I'll just put bleach on it.”"
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"No, of course not, Bob."
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"The whole building will have to be tented for 48 hours."
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"Great. There goes our weekend revenue."
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"Ooh, two days off. Bobby, we could use it."
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"Yeah. Ten years."
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"What? That's- Can't be right."
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"Ten years!"
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"You're really living the dream, Linda."
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"But furry."
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"- Aren't you done, Hugo? - Sure, Bob. I'm done."
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"I think it's a message..."
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"from someone or something..."
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"Floating death spores! Everyone move!"
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"trying to warn us about someone or something"
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"- Gene, how are you feeling? - Kind of nauseous, a little light-headed."
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"[Gene] it's a booger."
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"Pretty good. Glad I ate it."
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"Kids, off the seats."
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"- Green mold, huh? - Yeah."
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"- What are you looking at'? - Smart money's on boogers"
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"- You ever dealt with this stuff, Mort? - Oh, sure."
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"it's not a booger."
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"We get all kinds of moldy bodies at the home."
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"Let the man think for himself!"
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"Not on the bodies. I mean on the walls or-"
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"- I don't think it's a booger. - Who asked you?"
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"It's getting bigger-"
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"- One guy's back looked like a putting green. - Oh, dear Lord."
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"It knows What we’re thinking."
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"Hey, you got to get out of the apartment While the mold guys work, right?"
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"[Bob] Huh. It is definitely growing."
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"Yeah. We're gonna go to a motel."
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