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Clips from The Birdcage (1996)

"♪ We are family"
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"♪ I got all my sisters with me"
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"♪ We are family"
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"♪ Get up, everybody, and sing"
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"♪ I got all my sisters with me"
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"♪ We are family"
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"The Kennedys are here for supper. Do we pick up their tab?"
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"- Ted? - No. Just the younger ones."
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"Agador said she'd be down in five."
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"♪ We are family"
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"Merde! Have Carmen get ready to do Starina's number, just in case."
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"No, Agador."
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"How 'bout just your stockings, okay?"
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"But watch how nice I'm gonna put it for you."
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"Alone... weeping for her lover."
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"Please! You gotta help me a little."
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"I bought them for Armand, but..."
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"I don't want him to see me. I'm hideous!"
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"Albert!"
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"Don't look at me. I'm hideous!"
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"That's all I am to you - a meal ticket."
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"Forget about my suffering. It's just about your show."
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"I want a palimony agreement, now."
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"That sarcastic tone that implies you know everything because you're a man,"
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"- You're not a woman. - Oh, you bastard!"
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"Now, look at me. I'm this short,"
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"fat, insecure, middle-aged thing!"
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"Do I send Carmen on for Starina?"
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"- Do it! - No! No!"
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"- Cyril, go. - Please."
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"I will go on. The people have come to see Starina."
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"Put on the mambo number. Have Beatrice and Dante get the staircase ready."
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"- My hands are shaking. - That's okay."
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"Just one, okay? One before the show,"
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"and one after. No more, so don't ask."
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"Thank you, my darling Agador."
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"I'm gonna put this here for you."
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"Breathe. Ignore the bad things."
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"I've yo-yoed from a 16 to a 10 to a 16, and..."
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"you've never said a word."
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"Not one hint of encouragement, not one scrap of validation."
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"If not for the Pirin tablets, I couldn't go on."
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"And so do you."
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"- What do you do while I'm on stage? - Nothing. I lie here."
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"Go ahead, hit me. Go on."
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"That's what you want to do. Do it. Hit me."
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"♪ La virgen lloraba"
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"♪ La virgen lloraba ♪"
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"Where are the couple celebrating their anniversary?"
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"I may have something to celebrate myself very soon."
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"♪ Some think the boy's a jerk..."
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"Hello. What do you think?"
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"I don't know. They so stupid. They want me to have a career."
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"You do that, I'm gonna tell him you're seeing someone while he's on stage."
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"Come on, Gloria."
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"You keep getting better looking."
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"Oh, no. Really?"
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"- You think I look good? - You look great."
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"I'm glad you cut your hair."
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"- Did you eat? - Yes."
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"Swell."
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"- How long has Albert been on? - He just went on."
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"As requested."
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"So, I have something to tell you."
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"But I don't want you to get how you get."
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"Oh, God."
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"It's this wonderful... Are you upset?"
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"Let me tell you why."
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"- Oh, please. - It's true."
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"I'm the only guy in my fraternity who isn't from a broken home."
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"Does it matter?"
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"Of course it does."
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"I can't. And I won't."
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"- I want nothing to do with it. - Okay."
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"- You called my bluff. - It was good."
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"- Really? - Not bad."
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"Tell me it's all right."
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"It's all right. I always dreamed you would. Just not so soon."
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"Come on. Drop your bags, stay a while."
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"Married? You're not even 18!"
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"- Oh, Kevin! - Yes, and so have I."
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"Where does the young man come from, Barbie... ra? Who is his father?"
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"Did they fund the Mapplethorpe exhibit?"
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"No! Goodness, no. He's a cultural attaché to Greece."
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"Me, too. And my father is"
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"very excited. He's raising his glass to toast us right now."
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"Shit! No, dear, that was not my toast."
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"It was nice talking to you. We'll talk again soon."
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"Will you stop screaming? It's Val."
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"Val?"
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"- Morning, Albert. - Good morning."
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"No, thank you, Mr. Lopez. Not today. The piglet is home."
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"Yes, please. And remember to write "To my Piglet, from his Auntie" on it."
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"You got it."
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"Thank you, Mr. Boynton. I want to get back before he wakes up."
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"Perhaps one more schnecken. Do you mind? When the schnecken beckons..."
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"- Good morning. - Not yet."
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"Yes. I thought it would make a nice change from coffee."
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"Why don't you let me be in the show?"
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"Are you afraid of my Guatemalanness?"
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"Your what?"
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"Good morning."
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"- Here you go. - Thank you, dear."
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"Turkish coffee. Delicious."
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"See?"
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"Is Val still asleep?"
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"He must be exhausted, poor baby. You should have told me he was coming."
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"Will you look at this shirt? It's a rag!"
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"What do you mean, married?"
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"He's just a baby. He'll ruin his life!"
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"We've been all through that, okay?"
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"Just breathe. Let it go."
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"You've heard."
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"I'm not saying anything. I promised your father."
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"But at 20, if you throw yourself away on some dormitory slut,"
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"Or are you too grown-up for that now?"
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"Abortion, same-sex marriage..."
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"Dark."
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"Miss Porter, page two,"
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"Hello, Ben."
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