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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (S01E01)

"[Whistles] Bob! I think you missed a spot!"
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"Oh, never mind. That's just your mustache!"
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"- Ka-boom! - [Laughing]"
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"Ha-ha. Ha-ha, Jimmy! Good one."
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"Uh, at least I could grow one. You can't!"
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"Gene? Louise? How about a “ka-boom”?"
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"- You can do better than that, Dad. - Yeah, step it up."
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"Okay, you do better. Give me something."
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"How 'bout- [Exhales] I don't know."
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"Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men too? Ha!"
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"All right, that's, uh- that's good. Hey, Ji-"
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"Oh. They're gone."
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"God, I hate Jimmy Pesto..."
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"with his crappy food..."
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"and all his customers."
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"Forget about your silly rivalry for one minute."
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"Bob, listen, come here."
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"Tina's birthday's coming up..."
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"and I think we should do something special..."
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"since she's turning 13."
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"This is the year she becomes a woman."
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"- I don't want to hear this. - Bob, she deserves a special party this year."
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"If What it says in her diary is true, then I'd say she needs it."
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"A lot."
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"- It's true. - Wait. You read her diary?"
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"- Yeah. - What I can stomach."
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"- I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. - What- What does it say?"
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"- It says, “I'm not on drugs." - it's pretty rough."
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"But she thinks things will really turn around this year."
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"Yeah, she dubbed it “The Year of Tina.""
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"Why is everyone reading her diary?"
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"- It's well-written. - She's better on the page than in person."
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"And What if the Nazis get us, and it's all we have of our family?"
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"Okay, fine. We'll make this birthday extra-special."
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"All right. Tina, sweetie, come here."
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"- Yeah? - Listen, baby."
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"We'd like you to have an extra-special 13th birthday party."
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"So take your time and think about What would make the perfect party."
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"- I'd like it to be a boy-girl party. - Mm-hmm."
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"- With mingling. - Mmm."
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"- I want to close the restaurant and invite my whole class over. - No."
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"- And I want there to be a deejay, dancing and a smoke machine. - Mm-mmm."
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"About two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment..."
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"- where I see Jimmy Jr. across the room. - Hmm."
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"- And we’re pulled toward each other. - Mm-mmm."
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"- We meet under the disco ball. - Mmm?"
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"- And we kiss until our bodies and souls become one. - Oh, God."
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"- And it's my first kiss. - Mmm."
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"And it's perfect, and I remember it forever."
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"- Freak. - Scary."
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"Wow! You really put some thought into it."
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"That, uh, sounds expensive."
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"And I could do without the kissing Pesto’s kid part."
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"Oh. it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life."
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"Bob, a word?"
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"- Now? - Not now."
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"- Now. - All right."
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"You want to kiss Jimmy Pesto Jr.?"
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"Yes. A lot. Many times."
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"I can help you. I'll be your kissing coordinator."
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"It's my birthday present to you."
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"Yeah, I think I know how to kiss."
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"- Ow! - Do ya? You think you know how to kiss?"
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"- You know how to lock lips, huh? Do ya? - Ow!"
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"You think you know What it feels like to kiss a man, Tina?"
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"If you don't know What you're doing out there, you could get yourself killed, or worse!"
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"- Ow! Ow! - S.T.D.'s, Tina. Have you heard of 'em?"
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"- Have you heard of herpes? Have you? - Yes. Yes."
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"- Do you know What herpes feels like on your mouth? - Yes."
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"What? What is it? What?"
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"Like, um, cuts on your mouth."
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"That sounds right."
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"- I'm gonna slap Gene. - Ow!"
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"Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay?"
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"That's gonna add up. We have nothing extra this month, Lin."
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"Well, we gotta do What we gotta do. Look at her."
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"- [Bob] She's so awkward. - She's a good girl."
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"Okay. I'll talk to Fischoeder about getting an extension on the rent."
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"It's foggy."
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"Yes, it is."
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"- Are you there? - I am."
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"[Exhales] Why are we here in the fog?"
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"- I wanted to meet you, and then you told me to meet you here."
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"Oh, that's right. It was a good idea. I love the fog."
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"Listen, Mr. Fischoeder, I know we talked about never doing this again..."
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"but if you can just give us two extra Weeks this month on the rent-"
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"I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Bob."
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"Oh."
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"I love the way the fog feels under my cape."
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"Well, uh, right. I'll get going."
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"Bob, listen, What if I don't give you an extension on your rent..."
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"but I do give you the opportunity to earn some extra money..."
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"in one of my side businesses?"
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"That sounds... sketchy."
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"- On, it is, Bob. - on."
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"- But you get to Wear this hat. - Oh!"
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"So for the next week I'll be driving a taxicab to pay for Tina's party."
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"- And I'll be wearing this hat. - Cool!"
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"Cool hat or job?"
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"- Job. - Hat. - Thank you, Dad."
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"This party is gonna sizzle. [Imitates Sizzling]"
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"- Stop it. - Wait. Wait, B-Bobby."
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"- Yes? - When are you gonna have time to drive a cab?"
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"I'll work the full day at the restaurant."
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"Then I'll go drive the cab from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 am."
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"- Aw, Bob. - All right, all right."
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"Wait. Why do you have to Wear a hat?"
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"Just let this be fun for me."
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"Dad, you won’t regret this."
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"When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball..."
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"it'll be like we're all kissing Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball."
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"- I call first. - Really?"
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"Well, if I'm gonna kiss him, I don't want to go after you guys."
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"I'll go last. I'm fine with that."
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"We're not kissing Jimmy Jr."
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"Yes, we are!"
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"That's 10 pieces of gum, Tina. Chew! Chew!"
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"- [Groaning] - A kiss is like a fight with mouths."
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"And... time. Spit."
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"I'm going to destroy this kiss. [Moaning]"
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