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Clips from Short Circuit 2

This is ground control.

"This is ground control."

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Citation Zebra-Bravo is landing on runway 3-0, right.

"Citation Zebra-Bravo is landing on runway 3-0, right."

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Police and security to full alert immediately.

"Police and security to full alert immediately."

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Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.

"Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch."

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You little rascal, running away like that.

"You little rascal, running away like that."

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Are you seeing how he is running around? He is programmed to be doing that.

"Are you seeing how he is running around? He is programmed to be doing that."

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This, this is a highly sophisticated robot for $19.95, no tax.

"This, this is a highly sophisticated robot for $19.95, no tax."

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Please note.

"Please note."

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Uncle, are you wanting to buy? There's no obligation.

"Uncle, are you wanting to buy? There's no obligation."

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You can just look.

"You can just look."

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Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.

"Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch."

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The ultimate Swiss craftsmanship.

"The ultimate Swiss craftsmanship."

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You see these fine chronometers on sale at Tiffany's...

"You see these fine chronometers on sale at Tiffany's..."

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...for $1,700.

"...for $1,700."

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I deal in volume.

"I deal in volume."

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My special price to you today, $39.95.

"My special price to you today, $39.95."

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How you gonna beat that?

"How you gonna beat that?"

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You gonna beat that? How are you gonna beat that?

"You gonna beat that? How are you gonna beat that?"

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How's your line moving, pal?

"How's your line moving, pal?"

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They are not selling like pancakes, that is for certain.

"They are not selling like pancakes, that is for certain."

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Maybe I should be selling them door-to-door?

"Maybe I should be selling them door-to-door?"

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Door-to-door? In this town? You just fall off the banana boat...

"Door-to-door? In this town? You just fall off the banana boat..."

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...or what?

"...or what?"

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I do not travel with bananas, sir.

"I do not travel with bananas, sir."

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I've been kicking around here for two days' time already.

"I've been kicking around here for two days' time already."

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Really?

"Really?"

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-Interested in upgrading your image? -Up my image?

"-Interested in upgrading your image? -Up my image?"

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I am gonna let you have half of my inventory.

"I am gonna let you have half of my inventory."

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What would you say to that?

"What would you say to that?"

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Look at that!

"Look at that!"

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Wait, Mr. Slater, look. You haven't seen this.

"Wait, Mr. Slater, look. You haven't seen this."

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You haven't seen this before. Check it out.

"You haven't seen this before. Check it out."

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Look, see, they're hands. They clap.

"Look, see, they're hands. They clap."

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-I know it will sell. -Sandy, we don't sell novelty items here.

"-I know it will sell. -Sandy, we don't sell novelty items here."

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Now, how many chances am I supposed to give you?

"Now, how many chances am I supposed to give you?"

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I told you I want high-tech...

"I told you I want high-tech..."

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...and I want it now.

"...and I want it now."

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For Christmas, not Easter, got it?

"For Christmas, not Easter, got it?"

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Yes, sir. High-tech.

"Yes, sir. High-tech."

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I'll can the hat and keep looking.

"I'll can the hat and keep looking."

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And if you don't mind, Miss Banatoni, some of us are trying to work.

"And if you don't mind, Miss Banatoni, some of us are trying to work."

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That's better.

"That's better."

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Silence is better than Little Richard?

"Silence is better than Little Richard?"

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I can let you have these rock-bottom wholesale. You'll clean up.

"I can let you have these rock-bottom wholesale. You'll clean up."

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That's nice, but I'm occupying myself--

"That's nice, but I'm occupying myself--"

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But the toy robot business, it's pathetic.

"But the toy robot business, it's pathetic."

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They're not gonna move. Not in this town.

"They're not gonna move. Not in this town."

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Excuse me, is this yours?

"Excuse me, is this yours?"

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Yes. It is called Number Five.

"Yes. It is called Number Five."

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It rolled past my office. Listen--

"It rolled past my office. Listen--"

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Excuse me. My friend and I were taking a meeting here.

"Excuse me. My friend and I were taking a meeting here."

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Who are you?

"Who are you?"

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Sandy Banatoni, Assistant Buyer...

"Sandy Banatoni, Assistant Buyer..."

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...Simpson's Toy Department. Okay?

"...Simpson's Toy Department. Okay?"

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-Listen.... -Hello.

"-Listen.... -Hello."

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-These are great toys. -Thank you.

"-These are great toys. -Thank you."

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My boss loves it. Where did you get them?

"My boss loves it. Where did you get them?"

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Well, I am making them.

"Well, I am making them."

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I am Ben Jahrvi, Titanic Toy Corporation.

"I am Ben Jahrvi, Titanic Toy Corporation."

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Like the ship.

"Like the ship."

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Sorry, I haven't heard of you. Where are you located?

"Sorry, I haven't heard of you. Where are you located?"

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Actually, I am based in that vehicle right over yonder.

"Actually, I am based in that vehicle right over yonder."

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Oh, no. I mean, where's your assembly plant? Your offices?

"Oh, no. I mean, where's your assembly plant? Your offices?"

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Well, you are also there. That's also my home.

"Well, you are also there. That's also my home."

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You mean, you make these yourself? In there?

"You mean, you make these yourself? In there?"

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Yes, you see robotics is the only livelihood I am knowing.

"Yes, you see robotics is the only livelihood I am knowing."

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Are you wanting to purchase one?

"Are you wanting to purchase one?"

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You see the hands, they bend like that.

"You see the hands, they bend like that."

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We deal in volume. I couldn't possibly order...

"We deal in volume. I couldn't possibly order..."

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...less than 1,000.

"...less than 1,000."

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-1,000? -1,000.

"-1,000? -1,000."

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1,000? We could do 1,000.

"1,000? We could do 1,000."

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No perspiration, if the per unit price is attractive.

"No perspiration, if the per unit price is attractive."

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What? Who are "we"?

"What? Who are "we"?"

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We could go maybe, $50 apiece?

"We could go maybe, $50 apiece?"

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Oh, no, I am only charging $19.95.

"Oh, no, I am only charging $19.95."

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A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale...

"A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale..."

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...we could live with $50 apiece.

"...we could live with $50 apiece."

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Okay, maybe.

"Okay, maybe."

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But seriously, I mean, how long before you could deliver that many?

"But seriously, I mean, how long before you could deliver that many?"

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You just want a rough estimate of how long....

"You just want a rough estimate of how long...."

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Yes. 1,000 robots, well--

"Yes. 1,000 robots, well--"

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This is a ballpark figure, you know. We'll round it off.

"This is a ballpark figure, you know. We'll round it off."

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They could be ready for delivery in the middle of October.

"They could be ready for delivery in the middle of October."

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Really?

"Really?"

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1993.

"1993."

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Rolex!

"Rolex!"

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Get a Rolex watch.

"Get a Rolex watch."

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Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

"Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time."

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We're in two different worlds here.

"We're in two different worlds here."

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I mean, I'd have to have them in, like, 30 days.

"I mean, I'd have to have them in, like, 30 days."

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30 days?

"30 days?"

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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Well, wait a minute.

"Well, wait a minute."

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You know, he meant with our current facilities, but we...

"You know, he meant with our current facilities, but we..."

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...could expand our operation.

"...could expand our operation."

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You know, we can get more personnel, a larger factory.

"You know, we can get more personnel, a larger factory."

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Once we get a cash advance, we'd be in high gear.

"Once we get a cash advance, we'd be in high gear."

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You are saying this "we" word, sir.

"You are saying this "we" word, sir."

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My boss wouldn't give a cash advance.

"My boss wouldn't give a cash advance."

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All right, for Simpson's we'll forego the cash advance.

"All right, for Simpson's we'll forego the cash advance."

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How does this sound?

"How does this sound?"

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We will show up at your door October 15 this year...

"We will show up at your door October 15 this year..."

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...with 1,000 of these. You guarantee to buy them?

"...with 1,000 of these. You guarantee to buy them?"

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$50 apiece, COD?

"$50 apiece, COD?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Get your lawyers on the paperwork.

"Get your lawyers on the paperwork."

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-We got a deal. -We got a deal. Thank you.

"-We got a deal. -We got a deal. Thank you."

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-Thanks. -We are making a deal.

"-Thanks. -We are making a deal."

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This is most pleasant deal. Pleasing.

"This is most pleasant deal. Pleasing."

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I'm studying with fever to become citizen...

"I'm studying with fever to become citizen..."

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...of your country 'tis of thee. Yes, sir.

"...of your country 'tis of thee. Yes, sir."

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You are appreciating my robots?

"You are appreciating my robots?"

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-Did you ask me a question? -Benny, merchandise is running away.

"-Did you ask me a question? -Benny, merchandise is running away."

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-Get back here, you are grounded! -'Bye now.

"-Get back here, you are grounded! -'Bye now."

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I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys.

"I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys."

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First things first.

"First things first."

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Before the first thing is a question:

"Before the first thing is a question:"

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Who are you and what is your name?

"Who are you and what is your name?"

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Fred Ritter. I'm in the entrepreneur business.

"Fred Ritter. I'm in the entrepreneur business."

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