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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Torpedo (S01E01)

"Bob's Burgers! Fresh ground meat!"
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"We're going."
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"after I cleaned up from the..."
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"What's the difference? Oh, my God."
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"Please give a big Wonderdog welcome to Phe-Nom,"
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"Now cheer for your favorite mascot!"
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"Mr. Fischoeder owns the team?"
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"Well, I can't ask a favor of a guy"
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"Torpedo Jones!"
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"I can't believe he's still playing."
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"Let me tell you, nobody... We don't care."
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"When it was on, it was really on."
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"Wait. You mean it's hard"
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"I don't understand. Was he fired from the bigs"
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"Kidding. But he has a favor to ask you."
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"in a mascot race."
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"so we can watch Gene's race."
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"It's time for the mascot race!"
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"Whoo-ee! Goodie."
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"Kids, call me Flash from now on."
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"for getting Gene in the race."
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"I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, okay?"
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"like two, fast, fiery..."
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"God, I'm there every day."
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"Well, I call you Dad!"
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"I'm sorry, Dad."
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"You did great, Gene."
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"Torpedo's split-finger skadootch has suddenly started clicking."
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"Now that's advertising, huh?"
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"Things that haunt me in the dark of the night."
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"I bet you're a great dad."
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"Has he always been this good?"
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"He says my burgers have helped him pitch better."
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"It's greasy, huh?"
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"Hey, stop sniffing Torpedo's balls."
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"Wait. That's our burger."
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"Your hero's using your burger grease to win. That's great!"
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"Strike two!"
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"Bob. You look glum."
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"Why? It's not going anywhere."
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"Torpedo Jones is greasing the ball,"
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"than this stadium can handle."
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"Whoa! Watch out! Extra nuts and bolts."
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"Why not? I, uh..."
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"I'm not letting my kids play these games anymore."
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"Smiling at every skadootch the Torpedo throws."
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"They don't want to know, Bob."
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"It's Torpedo, Gene. Oh."
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"You guys took both of them."
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"There's not... okay."
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"Thanks, Bobby."
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"You're a chubby kid in a mascot suit."
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"And on your other shoe, you'll have a lemon."
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""What are you doing?""
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""I'm squeezing lemon into your wound!""
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"Ugh, really?"
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"Hey, how about this, Phil?"
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"My brother won!"
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"That's how I disguised the push."
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"Oh, Bobby. Oh, crap."
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"I meant for Torpedo, not for you to cheat in your mascot race."
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"You should really give back one of those medals."
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"Ooh, but I want to get a picture"
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"Those suckers got their money's worth, Pops."
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"and since you're his role model,"
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"Wh...? I can't be your role model; we're the same age."
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"Guess I'll have to make this grease last the whole season."
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"You think you started my greasing?"
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"Not the... "The Pitch.""
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"That game, I had a pat of"
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"That was courtesy of some black market whale blubber"
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"I bought off some Eskimos."
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"Gene! I'm sure it was fine."
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"Mascots are lining up."
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"the burger, over the P.A. Excuse me."
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"Doesn't matter. None of this matters."
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"I'm up here in the booth. Right here. See me?"
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"Boy, this microphone smells like beer."
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"You're going to cheat!"
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"That's what you're going to do!"
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"Bob... triple crown for burger."
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"Don't worry about the advertising."
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"Oh, good. He stopped."
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"Yeah. You can win on your own, Gene!"
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"Don't push him! He was going to push you!"
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"Oh, Gene. Sorry, buddy."
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"No, I'm afraid there isn't!"
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"Oh."
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"I admire you."
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"He was honest, and he worked hard."
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"But in many other ways, you guys are the same."
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"just scraping by. Thanks."
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"I don't care."
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"Great atmosphere!"
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"Gene, bring it in."
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"Get out of that burger suit."
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"Baseball waits for no one."
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"It smells like urine."
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"Did you pee in that?"
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"I had to go! I told you not to pee in it"
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"I'm the only one who wears it."
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"What, you don't want to buy burgers"
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"from a guy who smells like pee?"
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"No one can place where it's coming from."
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"I can't believe you'll close the restaurant"
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"to go to a baseball game."
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"Louise, this isn't just a game."
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"We bought an ad at the ballpark."
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"That's worth closing for, right?"
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"Oh, can't wait to see it!"
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"It looks like a hot dog wrapper's stuck in the net."
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"Like, a really tiny hot dog."
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"I did think it was gonna be a little bigger."
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"I think more people would see your ad"
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"if it was a urinal cake. Are you kidding?"
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"I wish I could afford a urinal cake ad."
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"All this talk about cake is making me hungry."
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"I'm gonna flag down the ice cream sandwich guy. Hey!"
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"Play ball!"
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"Welcome to opening day of minor league baseball."
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