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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXIII (S24E24)

Videos 1989 Season 24, Episode 2 4 min ★ 6.4/10 (73 ratings) 361 clips
Short Comedy
Don't worry. We got a guy here we really been fattening up.
"Don't worry. We got a guy here we really been fattening up."
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I'll be so lonely when they sacrifice you to the gods.
"I'll be so lonely when they sacrifice you to the gods."
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try to act surprised, huh?
"try to act surprised, huh?"
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Nice and tight.
"Nice and tight."
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- Now enter the Room of Pleasure. - Ooh.
"- Now enter the Room of Pleasure. - Ooh."
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And I shall join you shortly.
"And I shall join you shortly."
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Ooh, that's a good start, but, you know, make it hurt.
"Ooh, that's a good start, but, you know, make it hurt."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Let's see, uh,
"Let's see, uh,"
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invent and then carry the leap year,
"invent and then carry the leap year,"
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answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics
"answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics"
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or destroy the universe.
"or destroy the universe."
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What is it, Professor?
"What is it, Professor?"
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Thanks a lot, Liser!
"Thanks a lot, Liser!"
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Take the mop! Take the mop!
"Take the mop! Take the mop!"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Whee...!
"Whee...!"
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have a stray dog down there?
"have a stray dog down there?"
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And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole
"And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole"
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Come on. You can't look at that infinitely dense little guy
"Come on. You can't look at that infinitely dense little guy"
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Why shouldn't...
"Why shouldn't..."
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♪ Ah, ah... ♪
"♪ Ah, ah... ♪"
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Stop!
"Stop!"
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This is a black hole, not a lawn-and-leaf bag!
"This is a black hole, not a lawn-and-leaf bag!"
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If one more thing gets in there, it could reach critical mass.
"If one more thing gets in there, it could reach critical mass."
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I did it!
"I did it!"
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I hit my first home run!
"I hit my first home run!"
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No...!
"No...!"
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I'm still proud of you, buddy.
"I'm still proud of you, buddy."
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We have received your many gifts with gratitude.
"We have received your many gifts with gratitude."
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We have built our society around the treasures you have sent.
"We have built our society around the treasures you have sent."
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And we listen to all our music
"And we listen to all our music"
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the Zune.
"the Zune."
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you forgot to pick me up after Little League.
"you forgot to pick me up after Little League."
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Not with the camera on.
"Not with the camera on."
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I swear I am not filming!
"I swear I am not filming!"
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Eh, eh.
"Eh, eh."
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We had a deal!
"We had a deal!"
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I brought this on us all.
"I brought this on us all."
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We have no boyfriends.
"We have no boyfriends."
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Rude Dude with a Bad 'Tude.
"Rude Dude with a Bad 'Tude."
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I thought I was the favorite!
"I thought I was the favorite!"
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Not the favorite! Not the favorite!
"Not the favorite! Not the favorite!"
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Is there any other deal that you can accept?
"Is there any other deal that you can accept?"
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Cinnamon.
"Cinnamon."
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is to go back to 1974.
"is to go back to 1974."
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My time machine has worked!
"My time machine has worked!"
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Here, kid, hold my keys
"Here, kid, hold my keys"
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What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?!
"What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?!"
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It was love at first sight, and you ruined it!
"It was love at first sight, and you ruined it!"
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Stupid kid steals my future.
"Stupid kid steals my future."
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Ice cream with cookie dough?!
"Ice cream with cookie dough?!"
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Give yourself a wedgie.
"Give yourself a wedgie."
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I got to ask, what happened?
"I got to ask, what happened?"
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A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe.
"A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe."
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Crush them...
"Crush them..."
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I was supposed to be with all of you!
"I was supposed to be with all of you!"
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I wish that 20 years ago, I had chosen love.
"I wish that 20 years ago, I had chosen love."
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According to our Mayan calendar,
"According to our Mayan calendar,"
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the world will be destroyed
"the world will be destroyed"
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at the end of the 13th baktun.
"at the end of the 13th baktun."
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Unless we appease the gods' anger with a human sacrifice.
"Unless we appease the gods' anger with a human sacrifice."
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Is it you?
"Is it you?"
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Not me. That guy.
"Not me. That guy."
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More cricket fajitas!
"More cricket fajitas!"
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Oh, my brave, brave glutton.
"Oh, my brave, brave glutton."
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No one said anything about a sacrifice!
"No one said anything about a sacrifice!"
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Although I... I did kind of space out during orientation.
"Although I... I did kind of space out during orientation."
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All right already, let's get this done
"All right already, let's get this done"
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while our doomed civilization is still flourishing here.
"while our doomed civilization is still flourishing here."
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Oh. Any words of comfort?
"Oh. Any words of comfort?"
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when you see your own beating heart,
"when you see your own beating heart,"
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It's some kid's first time.
"It's some kid's first time."
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Fear not, my beloved blood offering.
"Fear not, my beloved blood offering."
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I have a plan.
"I have a plan."
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Tell me, High Priest,
"Tell me, High Priest,"
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are you interested in women?
"are you interested in women?"
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What priest isn't?
"What priest isn't?"
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would you mind putting a sack over your head?
"would you mind putting a sack over your head?"
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Is there any other way?
"Is there any other way?"
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Heh. Ooh!
"Heh. Ooh!"
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That whooshing sound is really turning me...
"That whooshing sound is really turning me..."
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Man, soccer's even boring for the ball.
"Man, soccer's even boring for the ball."
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Quetzal H. Coatl!
"Quetzal H. Coatl!"
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We sacrificed the wrong person!
"We sacrificed the wrong person!"
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Now the earth will be destroyed after the 13th baktun.
"Now the earth will be destroyed after the 13th baktun."
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converting to base 10,
"converting to base 10,"
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assuming for the birth of Jesus,
"assuming for the birth of Jesus,"
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and the world will end in 2012!
"and the world will end in 2012!"
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And it will be Obama's fault!
"And it will be Obama's fault!"
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Hey, uh, Marge, I'm setting my watch.
"Hey, uh, Marge, I'm setting my watch."
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What baktun is it?
"What baktun is it?"
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13th! Oh!
"13th! Oh!"
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Oh! What have we here?
"Oh! What have we here?"
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What the hell!
"What the hell!"
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Ow! Ow!
"Ow! Ow!"
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which, thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson,
"which, thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson,"
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we built instead of a new baseball stadium.
"we built instead of a new baseball stadium."
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At least the pennant works both ways.
"At least the pennant works both ways."
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Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either
"Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either"
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Oh, my God particle!
"Oh, my God particle!"
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You can tell your grandchildren you were here
"You can tell your grandchildren you were here"
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Aah! No one takes Willie's mop!
"Aah! No one takes Willie's mop!"
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A mini black hole!
"A mini black hole!"
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Oh, no! I got to take it away
"Oh, no! I got to take it away"
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before more clueless kids fall into it.
"before more clueless kids fall into it."
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Geronimo...!
"Geronimo...!"
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I's rich!
"I's rich!"
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I's poor and shack-less.
"I's poor and shack-less."
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Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog.
"Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog."
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Two stray dogs?!
"Two stray dogs?!"
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It's a black hole!
"It's a black hole!"
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That was gonna be my next guess.
"That was gonna be my next guess."
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Are you sure your next guess wasn't
"Are you sure your next guess wasn't"
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three stray dogs?
"three stray dogs?"
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Maybe.
"Maybe."
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A black hole?!
"A black hole?!"
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I'm sorry, can we call it that?
"I'm sorry, can we call it that?"
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Yes. It's the preferred term.
"Yes. It's the preferred term."
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