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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Cow (S01E01)

"- You said we had to, so- - [Bob] Shush."
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"Brrr! I should've brought my cardigan."
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"I have an announcement about the restaurant."
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"Here in this box is the beef that will make our-"
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"Gene, drumroll, please."
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"♪ [Imitating Drumroll]"
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"- Okay, enough. - ♪ [Drumroll Continues]"
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"- Gene. - ♪ [Drumroll Stops]"
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"Here in this box is the beef that will make our 100,000th burger."
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"Wow. Can I touch it?"
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"- I wanna touch it too. - I wanna feel it between my toes. Mmm."
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"I wanna put a stick of dynamite in it and blow it up."
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"No. What is wrong with all of you? No one's touching this meat but me."
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"I have an announcement too. My bra's chafing me."
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"- That's not a real announcement. - Oh, I have one."
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"I love... house music."
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"There. I said it. ♪ [imitates Beats]"
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"- And I'm going to get my gun license, finally. - Oh, congratulations."
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"Can't believe they're making you wait three days."
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"Stop stealing my thunder!"
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"I found the banner!"
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"It's from our old printer."
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"You just have to tear off the holes on the side."
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"We were supposed to hit 100,000 ages ago."
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"[Chuckles] We were way off."
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"- [Gene] Yeah. - [Louise] Big time."
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"- [Chuckles] - Can I-"
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"- Let me just- - No. Stop it."
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"[Tina Sighs] There it is."
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"- Get it! - Dive!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"' [Sighs] ' [Means]"
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"- [Sizzling] - Are you number 100,000?"
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"[High-pitched Voice] No."
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"[Normal Voice] Are you mad at me?"
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"[High-pitched Voice] No."
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"[Normal Voice] Oh, burger, you're cute."
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"[High-pitched Voice] You're cute too."
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"[Normal Voice] I'm not."
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"Whoa, whoa. Linda, I think the news is here."
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"I wonder if they heard about our 100,000th burger."
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"- [Squeaking] - [Shouts] What?"
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"[Clears Throat] Hi. How are you? What can I do for you?"
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"- Are you Bob? - Uh, yeah. I am."
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"I'm Randy Watkins, the documentary filmmaker."
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"Okay. Uh-"
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"We're making a film about the beef industry."
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"I heard you were about to hit your 100,000th burger..."
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"and I Wanted to shake your hand."
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"Oh. Yeah. Um-"
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"Because you, sir, have blood on your hands."
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"Ew. ls this ketchup?"
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"It's the blood of a hundred thousand slaughtered cows."
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"You ketchup'd me."
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"We're here to force you to face your victims."
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"Meet your meat."
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"- What the hell? - Her name is Moolisa."
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"Shes due to be “processed” in five days, Bob..."
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"unless you choose to spare her life."
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"- Wh-Why? - That's right."
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"You will decide her fate."
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"It's a cow-ntclown"
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"- [Timer Beeping] - We'll see What your conscience tells you..."
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"when you're looking your burger right in the eye."
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"Ow. This is ridiculous. It's not a crime to make burgers"
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"- There's no blood on our hands. - [Bell Rings]"
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"What's all the yelling about?"
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"[Louise] Turns out Dads been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers."
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"And you made us a part of it."
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"You make me sick."
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"- Kids, please. - Oh, look. A cow."
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"Hello, blondie."
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"Oops. I got some meat on you."
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"Dead cow on live cow. Gross. [Chuckles]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Uh, not a good time, Linda. - [Chuckles] Ooh."
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"Randy, stop. Stop filming."
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"We're not gonna be in your cow documentary anymore."
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"Well, you don't really have a choice, Bob..."
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"'cause I stop at nothing to expose injustice to animals."
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"Is that wig glued on?"
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"Yeah. it's the only way it would stay put. It's to humanize her."
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"- It's cute. - Hmm. I've seen cuter. Honestly, she's a four."
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"Randy, I-I don't know where to begin. This isn't even a female cow."
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"Beef happens to come from steers, which are male cows."
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"Then, uh, how do you explain that udder?"
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"- Whoa. What an udder. - [Bob] Get away from there, Tina."
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"- That's, um, not an udder. - Oh, it's not?"
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"Don't listen to him, Randy. Go ahead and milk that cow."
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"- Milk it good. - Oh, we did."
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"You shouldn't have. Milk doesn't come out of that."
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"Something came out of it in that bucket over there."
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"You mean this bucket of urine?"
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"I know urine, and that's urine."
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"- Gene, put that down. - No!"
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"Well, it certainly smells like urine."
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"But that's probably because she's sick."
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"- No, she's not sick. - Sick of your practices, Bob!"
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"Okay. We're gonna go inside and call Animal Control, and then you'll have to leave."
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"[Kids 1 Aw!"
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"So you've got all your permits, and you're renting this storefront?"
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"- Yes. - Oh, yeah."
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"And this cow has had all its shots?"
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"- Yes. - Sure, sure, sure, sure."
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"All right. Well, great. My job is done. I'll see you guys later."
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"- [Both] Bye! - Bye, animal man."
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"- What? - Will you sign a release to be in the movie?"
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"Yeah. A movie? Yes."
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"- You're gonna be a star. - Excuse me."
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"- Thank you. - Hello. The person who called you."
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"- Thank you. - You can't have a cow on the sidewalk."
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"- It's dangerous. - Sir, sir..."
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"the only thing dangerous about this cow is how adorable it is."
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"Moo!"
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"- Put your hand on this cow and touch it. - What?"
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"I just know that that's gonna help you."
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"[Chanting] Touch the cow. Touch the cow."
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"- Touch the cow. - I'm walking away."
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"[Gene] Touch it."
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"Oh, right. Run away, tough guy!"
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