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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Touch of Eval(uations) (S12E12)

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"LOUISE: (groans) School again."
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"Punching in for another day of unpaid child labor"
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"before we go home and do more unpaid child labor."
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"I know, right? Multiply this, spell that,"
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"build a pipe cleaner model of that other thing."
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"Oh, darn, I forgot to do that last night."
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"Where's Amnesty International when you need 'em?"
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"I mean, probably somewhere important. They're great."
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"Teachers keep dishing it out and we keep taking it."
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"Fresh baked brownie? Blondie?"
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"Mmm. I was just handed a baked good for some reason, but yeah."
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"Hi, Tina! (sniffs) New shampoo?"
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"No, we had one squeeze of shampoo left,"
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"and we've been adding water to it for a while."
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"Hey, about my pipe cleaner project, I kind of didn't do it."
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"- Don't worry about it. - Okay."
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"Thanks for holding the button, Mr. De Santo."
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"Do I tip you or..."
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"Looking good, Rudy."
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"Good at what?"
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"What is h-happening?"
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"Are we at the right school?"
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"Hi, Louise!"
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"Whoa. That's a lot of "hi," Ms. LaBonz. You okay?"
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"I'm fine."
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"How are you?"
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"Confused. Thank you."
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"Decaf coffee, please, Linda."
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"Better make it a double."
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"Something the matter, Mort?"
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"Eh, there was a big brouhaha at the mortuary."
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"A guy died without a will and at the funeral"
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"a big fight broke out over who gets"
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"his autographed picture of Patrick Swayze."
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"You might say they were going crazy for Swayze."
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"Oh, no, that's terrible to die without a will."
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"It's not even that great to die with one."
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"Right. Yeah. Right."
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"Glad I've got my affairs in order."
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"Bob, do you want to know what I'm leaving you?"
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"Um, can I just be surprised on the day?"
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"- It's not Christmas, Bob. Geez. - Okay, fine, tell me."
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"- Please don't say the arrowheads. - My collection of arrowheads."
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"Yeah. Um, even though they're just kind of rocks?"
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"Most of them aren't even triangular."
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"They could be arrowheads."
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"- Anyway, it's ten boxes. - Mm."
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"I've been planning my funeral ever since I was a kid,"
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"arranging grieving Playmobil figures on the floor in rows."
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"Aw, fun li'l Mort."
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"So what about you guys-- got all your I's dotted?"
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"- Uh, yeah, pretty dotted. - Uh, s-sure, we've loosely..."
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"Oh, we don't have a will or any of that dying stuff."
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"- What? - But we're gonna."
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"We've just been too busy."
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"Or tired."
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"All the time, tired."
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"But you haven't done anything?"
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"Not even the basics, like deciding what I get?"
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"Mm, not a basic?"
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"Ten boxes of arrowheads, Bob."
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"Could go to Mort."
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"- I like rocks. - Never mind."
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"Forget it."
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"So, pop quiz."
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"But relax, everyone. The answer to every question is five."
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"Just fill it out fast. Five, five, five, five, five."
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"Uh, why is there no place to put our names?"
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"Because it's anonymous."
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"- Why would it be anonymous? - Work with me, Rudy."
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"Five, five, five, five"
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"- and you get an A. - Hold on,"
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"- this isn't a quiz. This is... - FROND: Good morning, students."
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"By now, you will have been given your teacher evaluation forms."
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"- Eh, poop. - Which you will use to review your teachers."
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"It's a new process I'm calling Eval-You-Great."
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"As I explained to Principal Spoors,"
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"everyone needs feedback to improve."
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"Except principals. And guidance counselors."
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"Ten questions and a comment section. Sweet mama."
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"The evaluations are due back to me"
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"before the end of the day."
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"And to make things fun, teachers with the best scores"
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"will be assigned reserved parking in the main lot,"
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"right next to the school."
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"Mmm, the main lot."
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"And, remember, students, these things are anonymous,"
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"so go nuts."
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"Well done, Phillip. Great announcement."
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"- Wait, how do I turn this off? It's this one, right? - (click)"
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"Time for Mr. Frond to hit the john. It's pee-pee o'clock."
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"- Oh, press that button. Darn it! - (click)"
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"Wow. Ms. LaBonz, the kind of evaluation I could write."
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"I mean, you and I have some history."
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"I'm a delightful rascal and you're a... bit punish-y?"
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"Louise, stop."
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"- No! - Bad."
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"- Awful! - Principal's..."
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"- ...office... - ...now!"
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"We have fun. (chuckles)"
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"There's also the recent totally unfair grade you gave me"
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"on my animal habitat diorama."
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"It was rock-solid B-minus work,"
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"and you gave it a C."
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"Your diorama was a cotton ball in a white shoebox."
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"It's a polar bear in the snow."
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"Simple but powerful."
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"And you called it "slapped-together," I believe?"
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"I can be blunt."
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"On my last report card, you said, "Don't quit your day job.""
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"This is my day job."
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"You call us "this one" and "that one.""
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"And sometimes you call us "The Shining,""
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"- and I don't get the reference. - (groans)"
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"I prayed this day would never come."
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"JOCELYN: So, we get to grade you?"
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"I don't know if I can do that, because I'm not very judgy."
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"Oh, wait, I am. (laughs)"
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"I'm great at these. I wrote an online review"
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