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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Broadcast Wagstaff School News (S03E03)

"My green blazer from when I had"
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"for the school news channel."
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"I want to be serious newswoman,"
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"Mm, slop shop."
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"Can you cook anything other than burgers?"
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"- Like? - Like, um..."
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"Well, I'd have to look up the recipe, but, uh..."
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"So you don't know how to make paella?"
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"Ah, I'm going in tight."
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"Get that camera out of my face."
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"Keep looking, you'll find it."
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"And my extra long pinky toe."
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"Spoiler alert!"
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"No!"
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"At least you know your shoulders won't go bald."
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"- Louise... - What?"
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"Why wait? Let's do it now."
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"- Stoop shoulders. - Stop."
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"Think about how I feel."
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"You really let myself go."
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"I'll only be going back frame by frame"
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"Okay, first up to the green screen,"
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"Zeke with sports."
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"Wow, Zeke, I feel like I was there."
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"It looks like it's working."
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"We did it!"
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"So sweet."
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"Uh, I was born lucky, Tina."
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"Next up, Tina."
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"Oh, my God, I'm anchor! Yes! Yes!"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪"
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""Good-bye, audience.""
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"Yeah. Oh, lots of things."
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"make sure people are happy with their juice,"
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"behind-the-scenes stuff I could do to help?"
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"But I do those."
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"I mean, if you did them, what would I do?"
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"It's perfect!"
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"No, it isn't, Gene. Who's Gene?"
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"Take that stuff off."
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"You do. You kind of do."
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"I'm not doing this. Yes, you are."
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"He's really good. He's good."
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"with cell phones, gossip and bathroom graffiti."
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"Here's the crazy straw you asked for, Zeke."
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"Extra crazy, just how you like it."
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"Woo-hoo, Tammy! I've got one."
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"Anyone else?"
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"What's up with Brenda?"
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"Now, to our top story:"
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"Lenny Destefano... is there enough of him to go around,"
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"the entire drill team and me."
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"It's okay, I've had my kids."
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"Well, I just got back from the library."
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"something in on a shoe."
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"You'll be sorely disappointed."
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"Gene, I need you behind the counter."
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"- It was like a whole new world opened up. - Mm-hmm."
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"Little Bob is great."
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"All right, enough, Gene."
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"up two flights of stairs and into the library"
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"How about Dad's burger?"
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"What the hell are you kids doing?"
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"I've dabbled in the area,"
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"I, uh, probably only poop once a week."
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"I get it. It's got "butt" in it."
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"Butt."
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"Whatever we call him or her, it's definitely news."
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"That's toilet journalism, Tina."
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"We do gutter journalism."
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"But there's a Mad Pooper loose in the school."
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"It's worth it, even if we save just one shoe."
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"Well said, Tammy."
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"And less disgusting."
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"WSN has a news monopoly."
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"My own newscast?"
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"Get it sniffing! Snort some news up there!"
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"Let me know when you got something."
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"I think I just snorted a story."
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"Dad's old camcorder, a VCR and a videotape?"
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"Looks like an angry softball"
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"And, no matter what,"
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"I did great."
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"Little preachy."
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"You got a lot of shine on you, Tina."
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"I told Principal Spoors I had"
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"incriminating pictures of him."
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"Great, let's do this."
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"These halls are calm now."
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"It was about the Industrial Revolution."
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"Grow up! I did."
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"And if they're not, I'm not."
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"And we're clear."
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"Ah, damn it, we got poop-scooped!"
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"Whoa, okay, no, no, no! Forget it."
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"Real news isn't about copying."
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"Yeah, well, you should get a tutor,"
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"'cause I got a "C.""
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"Good, I hope it is. It will be."
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"Because then we'll have more information"
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"Uh, I hate your new hair color."
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"Give it to me!"
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"showing Tina in the act?"
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"Let's go to a reenactment of what that footage"
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"might look like."
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"Principal's office, now."
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"I didn't do it."
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"Follow the money."
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"Poop on me once, shame on you."
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"Unrelated charge."
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"And now we wait."
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"I got framed."
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"Can you think of a better place"
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"I could clear my name."
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"with a bumper sticker"
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"That's the one!"
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"Tina's not here, Gene. Don't you sass me!"
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"Hey, I don't even let Dad talk to me like that."
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"Gene, what are you doing here?"
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"Yes, he should say that."
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