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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Hamburger Dinner Theater (S01E01)

"Linda: Ok. All right, then. Drive safe."
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"Bob: Nobody move! This is a robbery!"
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"I said, sit back down, lady, or I'll shoot!"
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"Aw, Bobby, you're in the show."
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"Garbage. I don't want your money."
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"I just want the money of the big shot who owns this place."
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"Ooh, way to commit, honey."
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"Boy, I thought we did better today."
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"Oh, well... ahem. All right. Here it goes."
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"♪ So I'm singing words to a song ♪"
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"♪ I'm making up right now ♪"
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"♪ 'cause it's the singing that matters ♪"
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"♪ and not the song ♪"
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"♪ so it's up to me... ♪ ♪ to... ♪"
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"♪ sing... ♪ ♪ in... ♪"
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"♪ key ♪"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"♪ Key ♪"
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"♪ ey ♪ ♪ ey ♪"
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"That was great. Yeah. Just go..."
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"what? It's a little high."
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"So you go higher. I think..."
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"everyone is gone. Yeah. I think we can stop."
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"We cleared them out. No. Don't."
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"I did it. Tina, take a bow, girl."
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"["C'mon, get happy" playing]"
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"[Sizzling]"
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"Bachelorette party! All right!"
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"Going to the strip club."
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"All right. Going to pickles."
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"Boy, am I gonna need some quarters tonight. Ha ha!"
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"Quarters? Yeah."
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"What are you gonna do with quarters, lin?"
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"I'll plop them in their g-strings."
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"You'll plop quarters in their g-strings."
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"Plop them right in. Flippity flop."
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"At pickles. Pickles."
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"Why do they call it pickles?"
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"They actually serve pickles. Hmm."
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"No. I'm not kidding. They really have good pickles."
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"You think they wouldn't, but they're delicious."
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"You're going to dinner theater, aren't you?"
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"Ha ha ha! What? What do you mean?"
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"Why, that's crazy. Fine, Bob. You got me."
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"I know you don't approve of dinner theater, so I fibbed."
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"You know what? I'd rather you go to a strip club."
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"Gene: What do you have against dinner theater, dad?"
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"Well, first of all, gene, it's neither dinner nor theater."
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"It's like the imitation cheese of theater."
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"Sounds fun. Imitation cheese is delicious."
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"That's my boy. That's my star."
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"Linda, you know what the real problem is?"
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"What? It's the result of dinner theater,"
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"what it does to you, makes you sing everything."
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"Who was that?"
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"♪ Wrong number ♪"
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"So what's for breakfast?"
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"♪ Eggs, eggs, eggs, bom bom ♪"
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"♪ eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs ♪"
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"Oh, my God. ♪ bom bomp ♪"
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"So, lin, it's... all right."
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"♪ Not tonight, no ♪ ok."
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"♪ Not tonight, no ♪ I get it."
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"And so you're gonna be doing that all week, right?"
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"♪ No ♪"
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"Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
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"Man: ♪ we drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot ♪"
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"Different man: ♪ we sing, we dance, we twirl, we prance ♪"
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"All: ♪ we're the pirates of panache ♪"
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"♪ panache ♪"
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"Linda, tell me everything."
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"Oh, mort, I'm telling you, to be in dinner theater..."
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"if I could do my life over again,"
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"oh, if I could just have one chance..."
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"you'd do that? Yeah."
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"Linda, what are you talking about?"
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"You've got a great life. You work in a restaurant."
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"You get to feed the world, right? Right."
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"There was someone in here from Canada last week,"
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"remember, and we learned all about that country."
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"It's great. I hate that country."
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"You know, Linda, you've got the dinner part already."
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"You know what that means."
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"You're halfway to doing... Yeah?"
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"Your own... Say it. Yeah. Say it. What? What?"
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"Dinner theater. Your very own dinner theater."
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"Dinner theater. Yes! Yeah!"
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"Yay! Why are we excited?"
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"Hamburger dinner theater?"
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"Oh, come on, Bobby?"
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"We work hard every day to make your dream come true."
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"Why can't we do my dream, too?"
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"About how long do you think your dream will take,"
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"like an hour, hour and a half? You crazy?"
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"It's got to be at least a 3-week engagement."
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"3 weeks? How about 3 days?"
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"All right. We'll take it. Ha ha!"
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"This is gonna be wonderful."
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"What's the show gonna be?"
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"Ah, murder. Murder mystery. Ach."
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"How about mass murder mystery? Ok. Sure."
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"And a musical? Of course."
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"Can it also be a love story?"
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"Aw, a mass murder mystery musical love story set in..."
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"Nazi Germany."
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"Oh, in Montreal. Enough with Canada!"
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"In a ketchup factory, a sexy ketchup factory?"
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"[Wheeze wheeze]"
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"I got it! In a morgue! I have props."
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"Oh, come on. Yes. Yes. Mort, that's it."
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"We'll call it "Dreamatorium. " Really?"
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"♪ Dreamatorium ♪"
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"♪ it's a dreamatorium ♪"
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"Ugh. ♪ bom bomp ♪"
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"Look at this set. Am I in a morgue?"
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"Oh, it feels like I am."
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"I am just so happy we've all been bitten by the dinner theater bug."
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"Now, gene, you're on sound effects, naturally."
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"Gene's voice: Aah!"
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