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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday (S08E08)

"- Did you forget to fart? - No."
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"You're from the streets, Mom. From the streets."
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"Oh, well. Maybe I'll go downstairs and ask"
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"Oh... Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"- Wh-What... What's happening? - Y-Yesterday was..."
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"It totally was."
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"Why, God? No!"
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"I feel bad for Dad."
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"want to take a look in the mirror real quick."
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"I did. I mean, I just noticed."
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"Yeah, I was going to, but it wanted me to download"
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"I'm in one of those Internet auctions,"
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"trying to get this vintage bacon weight I've had my eye on."
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"Actually, no. She didn't do anything."
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"Say hi to your mom for me."
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"Hey, Mom. Mom."
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"I'm not an Icelandic punk rocker."
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"First I need to fix this situation with your father."
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"So glad Facebook reminded me"
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"- Maybe apologize? - Fake a coma?"
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"Like the end of that movie, Seven."
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"Hi, Bobby."
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"bigger than ever these days."
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"Also, everyone knows the Bubble Master"
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"doesn't work past noon... He doesn't need to."
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"He makes a fortune. I think about him... a lot."
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"- Oh. - Gene, your hair looks..."
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"What do you want, Hugo?"
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"Health inspection o'clock."
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"- Hmm. - Come on, Bob. Let's do this."
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"All right. Hopefully no one outbids me on this..."
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"Oh, uh, great. Thanks, Lin."
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"but it was a potato next to a string bean."
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"Those were the best four and a half days of my life."
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"- plan a party for your husband? - Yeah."
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"- Like fries? - No, Ron, not like fries!"
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"to call my parents."
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"- What? - It would make a big impression"
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"- I hope so. - Too much. Split the difference."
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"Not good. BaconltToTheLimit31 beat me at the very last second."
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"Turns out he really does bacon it. Right up to the limit."
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"- something upstairs. - Where?"
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"W-Wait, what? I-I don't even think this one's expired, by the way."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"It is ridiculous."
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"You're attempting to operate a restaurant"
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"and sign for a new license."
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"All right, fine. I'll drive down there,"
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"but this better be quick."
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"Okay, we only have a few hours to plan this party"
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"That and talking during movies."
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"Uh, I can't help until my hair is"
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"Or... better idea... I'll help Gene with his hair."
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"Let's throw a party to cover up the fact"
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"we forgot Dad's birthday."
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"and get back to work."
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"I know you work, Hugo."
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"It opens next week. What's your point?"
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"It's probably just a nice person serving nice food."
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"where your mouth is?"
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"you will eat a wrap at the end of this inspection."
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"Okay. After you."
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"Now this is getting real."
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"I'm sorry, I didn't get your name?"
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"- That's not my name. - He's not a health inspector."
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"- And he doesn't talk. - Mm."
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"- Really? Wow. - O-Or maybe there."
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"Oh, God."
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"I'm sorry... washed? Are you saying washed the rag?"
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"Just a little heart attack, nothing to worry about."
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"I don't understand. I-I did everything right."
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"And while you do that, I'm going to read off your violations."
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"Excessively thick milk."
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"Mike the Mailman said he left something in his truck"
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"At least we have decorations."
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"- Tina, the party's upstairs. - What?"
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"Yeah."
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"Just kidding, I'm just kidding."
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"Yeah, I found this tape in the bathroom."
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"It had a lot of floss on it, but it still works."
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"Oh..."
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"Hair."
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"I mean, tons. Tons of people."
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"- Tina, what happened? - Damn floss tape!"
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"And this will be over soon."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Let's just keep 'em here until 7:00."
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"We'll, uh, pretend they're your dad's friends."
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"- Oh, God. - Stall, Mom, stall."
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"Uh, I won't be back until, uh... 7:00."
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"I know what a dipstick is, Ron."
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"- I've never done bad at-at anything. - Really?"
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"Ugh, sorry."
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"I mean, no, I don't really know what you mean."
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"And I was like, "I just want to open it."
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"I've got the killer name. The rest'll work itself out.""
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"- I do. I really do. - Hey, guys,"
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"I think Bob Dork's not feeling very well."
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"Yeah. A lot."
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"it-it might not so look good."
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"He's fine."
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"That's a known fact."
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"- Or surprises. - Or us. Well, you guys."
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"Oh, my God. I guess that's true."
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"If... a certain... phone call is going to happen?"
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"Watching Bob vomit and say how cool health inspectors are"
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"sign a form?"
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""Sign a form.""
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"Wait, h-how did you know it was my birthday?"
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"Uh... yeah, I know everyone's birthday."
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"Oh, God. Did Linda ask you to get me out of the restaurant"
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"Uh... Ah, fine. Yes."
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"- to a surprise birthday party. - You don't? Why not?"
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"showing that they care about you."
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"Do you know what I would give for someone... anyone..."
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"- No one! - You have... Oh."
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"You do?"
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"Yeah. I shouldn't complain about a surprise party"
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"if it makes Linda happy to throw one."
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"Go to her, Bob."
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