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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Two for Tina (S03E03)

"What's wrong, sweetie?"
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"I'm wearing my sausage sweats right now."
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"Aw, my baby's going to her first school dance."
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"What? You never went to a school dance?"
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"Like what, Dad? Well, I did leather-tooling."
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"I made a belt."
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"Somebody change the subject, somebody change the subject!"
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"Hey, I'm fine with it."
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"Those other kids missed out on leather."
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"Happy thoughts, happy thoughts."
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"Leather belts."
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"Sausage."
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"Sausage belts."
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"Uh, the best I can do now is a maybe."
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"I want to know what all my options are first."
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"Oh, my God."
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"A what Douglas."
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"No, Douglas, this is Tina."
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"Hey, hey, Josh."
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"Can you time me?"
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"One, two, three,"
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"No, I wrote down your number, but I"
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"put it in my dance pants and it got all sweaty."
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"- Never put anything down dance pants. - Mmm."
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"I know you're kidding."
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"Somebody's going to the dance with Jimmy Jr."
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"Yes, and it might be me."
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"Jimmy Jr. gave me a maybe."
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"All right!"
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"That's my little maybe baby."
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"Soon, I hope."
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"Because Josh asked me to go to his school dance, too."
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"A yes is better than a maybe, sweetie."
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"on my relationship with Jimmy Jr."
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"You don't just throw that away."
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"Get ready to shake it, Bobby."
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"Narc!"
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"Yeah, you can zip each other up."
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"I was wondering if you've decided"
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"because you found out this other boy wants to?"
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"That has nothing to do with it."
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"- So you're saying you want to go with me? - Yes."
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"But you asked me first."
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"I've got a butt."
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"Jimmy Jr., I just decided."
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"You're-you're the handsome dancer."
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"And one of them's not even papier-matcher, like Roberto was."
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"Maybe."
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"Now we're chaperoning a dance Tina's not even going to?"
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"I did."
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"Walk home with us, Tina."
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"Not today."
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"Josh is coming to pick me up."
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"Get it? I literally picked you up."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Pick me up, pick me up. Here we go."
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"Lifting a girl."
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"And what? This is Jimmy Jr., the other boy who asked me to a dance."
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"You just got J-Ju-ed."
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"We've got reservations at a frozen yogurt stand."
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"Ha, can't afford regular yogurt."
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"I can't believe Tina found another dancer."
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"She's rubbing that guy's feet in my face."
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"I'm not jealous, Zeke."
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"Come on, Bob. Tina had a long wait"
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"It's not right."
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"that you're not going to the dance with him when you said you would."
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"I was 13, and I just spent"
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"I got you this corsage."
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"It goes really nice with your... other corsage?"
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"'Sup?"
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"Great belt. Great neck."
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"What'd you say? Uh... nothing."
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"Your fly's down. No, it isn't."
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"We're gonna make up for that awful,"
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"This is gonna be the biggest, glitziest, Bobby-est school dance ever."
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"His name's Little King Trash Mouth."
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"All right, J-Ju, get your net ready."
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"Hey, Tina."
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"Hi, Jimmy Jr."
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"Come on!"
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"Oh, he beat me."
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"Oh, look at this boy."
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"I mean it, try again."
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"Sorry, J-Ju."
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"Ow! You little son of a bitch!"
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"Hey, but don't let Tina know."
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"He did?"
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"That's me, Jimmy Jr."
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"Satellite above!"
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"It's going great! Hit her with the song."
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"♪ When you take my breath away ♪"
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"♪ That is a disease"
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"- This is going good. - Hey, Tina."
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"- What's with the horse? - Jimmy Jr. dressed up"
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"like a horse to surprise me."
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"Yeah, I know what Tina wants."
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"Guys, you both have kissed me. It's true."
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"Oh, no. Aah!"
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"No. Aah!"
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"to get through those extra thick glasses."
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"I brought this puzzle for the kids to do."
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"your sad story, and he gave us a discount."
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"Hey, remember to stretch, you two."
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"So do I."
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"JIMMY JR. Put the lips down!"
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"I'm challenging you to a dance-off!"
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"A pants off? For me?"
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"Uh, Tina, eyes on me."
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"I don't ever want to leave this limo."
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"It's my Bobby's first dance."
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"- Uh, first dance as a chaperone. - Oh."
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"I've been to dances before."
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"Ooh, Miss Jacobson's a looker, isn't she?"
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"You're telling me."
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"I'm just saying, I just... Yeah. She's, um..."
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"- ridiculously attractive. - Enough!"
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"No moves are forbidden, except "The Forbidden Move"!"
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"Okay, there. We danced, all right?"
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"Look, we have a responsibility. We're chaperones."
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