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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Carpe Museum (S03E03)

"You happy now?"
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"Very... thank you"
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"but, yeah, fine, we're even."
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"since you're gonna want to kill yourself"
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"We smoked cigarettes in front of the zebras."
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"Half-smoked."
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"It was hands-on learning for my butt."
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"I'm already bored."
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"Like Gene."
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"Pow."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Me."
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"Hey, if I rub you, will you give me a wish?"
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"the school weirdo."
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"People used to think I was a weirdo, too."
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"to show her how to be cool."
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"On a field trip with the kids."
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"At the museum."
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"Don't you see? He's me."
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"But it's home for a lot of folks."
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"I'm getting choked up here."
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"Okay... the thing is,"
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"- Linda, what are you doing here? - What? What?"
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"- Lock the door. - Go!"
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"Never look back, never look back!"
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"What you drawing there, Henry?"
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"There's 17 installments, and you really need to read them"
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"My cymbals... you never know when"
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"Hmm, back me up with those, would you?"
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"So he would be in a different school district"
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"Even the people who get paid to go in there"
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"friend of the museum."
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"Well, you may have noticed, we're having"
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"a little trouble with the UFMWD?"
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"Drink some cranberry juice."
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"just one-eighth of the staff."
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"Maybe this day"
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"Nice plesiosaur. Nice horses."
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"I hope you're up to it."
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"With great vest"
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"Ugh... huh?"
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"Yeah, I don't think we're allowed to do that..."
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"- Oh, we're not. - Oh."
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"but this isn't how sneaking works."
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"That was loud."
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"Okay, I'll show you the ropes,"
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"- and touch all the stuff. - Yeah."
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"I need to blow my nose."
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"- I can only blow it if you hold it. - Ugh."
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"Four, eight, ten,"
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"Oh, man. Louise. Figures."
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"Listen, you two are supposed"
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""stay with the group," I leave the group."
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"No, you come on."
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"Ah!"
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"Museum management"
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"No, no, we're protesting."
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"Fairness."
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"- Oof. - What?"
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"The chant? Well, uh..."
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"Hmm?"
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"Remember, kids,"
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"smiling is the new touching."
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"and if you touch history,"
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"Yes... and when you get"
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"learn but don't churn."
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"Is there a, uh... Mr. Museum?"
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"Okay, booby checklist."
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"Did you get that at the gift shop?"
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"Hey, Jimmy J."
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"Hey, Harvey."
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"He's always joking like..."
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"uh, not even my name, uh..."
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"Stilt hut and then that's it."
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"Rudy... rookie. I know."
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"So nothing for you to check off here, Zeke."
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"But not so fast."
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"Well, this isn't even remotely realistic."
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"Why are you talking that way?"
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"- What a dork. - I know."
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"You look so dorky right now."
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"- Yes. - Rude."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"The stilt hut was my fun jungle idea."
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"Warren Fitzgerald wouldn't say go back."
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"Warren Fitzgerald? From my zebra story?"
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"I have ideas. If I look around,"
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"I could come up with something."
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"and come up with something."
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"I know we can't fly."
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"We could just do this."
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"Don't worry, Rudy, we're not gonna spit on you."
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"As long as I'm included."
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"Ooh, ooh. Look!"
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"of the museum."
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"- Henry. - Not helpful."
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"- Tina. - Henry."
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"We need fresh eyes."
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"Hello, I'm Tina and this is Henry."
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"- I'm Henry. - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Softie? That's funny coming from the girl"
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"'cause that is slander, sir."
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"That's me laughing."
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"Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom!"
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"Drop your pants and pick 'em back up!"
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"- No. I don't want to drop my pants. - Why?"
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"I am gonna spit."
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"I'll close the restaurant and come spring you"
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"- Yeah, right. - Ha!"
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"- Admit it, you look up to me. - No!"
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"Wow. I thought I was out of shape."
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"- What the... - Oh! Shh, shh, shh."
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"This doesn't go here."
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"Disgusting tree."
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"Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!"
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"Whoa. That's gonna make getting down a lot harder."
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"Um, Rudy, are you okay?"
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"- Inhaler? - I'm supposed to use it every two hours"
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"or I could die."
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