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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets (S08E08)

"Yes, and she notices."
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"a pretty great necklace last year."
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"Listen, Grandma could die this year."
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"- Yeah, it's exactly what you said. - LINDA: God forbid."
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"- What was it again? - A shell."
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"- A shell? - Yeah, a shell, uh, and..."
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"And my dad's birthday's coming up, too, you know."
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"Handmade gifts for multiple grandparents."
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"Just make the gifts. It's part of being a kid."
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"Besides being scared the drain in the bathtub"
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"You never been to Color Me Mine?"
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"Wait, the kiln, of course."
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"The Legend of the Lost Ceramics Room?"
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"- Really? - Seriously?"
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"Everyone knows about that."
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"According to the legend that Wagstaff kids"
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"- Every kid but you, apparently. - Yeah, I get it."
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"in, like, the '80s."
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"Back when Huey and Carl Lewis ruled the world."
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"some big school board inspection or something,"
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"because some kids in the '80s already made 'em for us."
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"Ugh, I think we're gonna have to talk to grown-ups."
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"More like groan-ups."
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"An art program at Wagstaff? That's hilarious."
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"That was unrelated."
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"Uh, you wouldn't mind if I worked on a little side project"
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"while I'm eating, would you?"
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"What's your side business, Teddy?"
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"It's fun, but it's kind of lonely"
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"I mean, but it's, like, three seats, Teddy,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"How do we do that?"
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"Well, how the hell would I know?!"
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"Whoa, whoa, can I see your coffee mug for a second?"
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"Who's Rose Reynolds?"
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"Beats me. It's a mug from the faculty lounge."
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"Now, Rose, at the time,"
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"I want to say it had."
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"Thank you. No further questions."
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"Hmm, I think it was on the second floor..."
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"- Um, no. - Uh, can we get that yearbook?"
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"I feel like we were lucky to get out of there"
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"- out of this room carrying pottery. - TINA: Okay."
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"She gave us a treasure map."
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"That picture's in black and white,"
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"Even if we find the ceramics room and it's full of ceramics,"
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"- Yeah. - I love them,"
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"but I'm not in love with them."
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"There used to be a door where those lockers are."
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"That's where we dig."
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"Where's where you dig? What are you digging?"
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"- It really does, Mr. Frond. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"on his sweater today?"
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"We're so close, guys."
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"- TEDDY: Psst. Bobby. - Yeah."
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"- Right? Huh? - Uh, yeah."
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"- Right? - Great."
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"We could probably split a business card."
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"Just saying, the cafeteria"
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"is wildly unprepared for a to-go order."
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"Here, chisel away."
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"Peephole, peephole, please!"
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"All right. Let's see some treasure."
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"- I'm here for a quick burger. - Got it."
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"- (quietly): Teddy, please. - Right, right, sorry."
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"It's a little background music."
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"Now I can get back in the zone."
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"(scatting)"
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"And everyone's bodies had so much hair."
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"That's weird. If you look really close"
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"at the picture of the ceramics room,"
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"The kid wasn't leaving from there with pottery."
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"So we'd need to go through either"
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"- It's full of toots. - Or..."
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"You want to dig through steel lockers?"
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"Yeah? You've been working on 'em?"
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"we have a quick handyman question for you."
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"We dropped a penny back there."
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"TEDDY: Well, first thing I'd do is drill"
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"three or four holes about a 16th of an inch apart"
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"- and we'll give this one to Tina. - Then, Gene,"
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"to get through the drywall,"
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"- Good luck, kids. - Teddy,"
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"We appreciate you temporarily"
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"switching lockers, Pocket-Sized Rudy."
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"It's a top locker, s... um,"
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"- Um... - You'll do great, kid."
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"Okey doke. Welcome to the gong show."
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"Also, power tools are the best things in the world."
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"We could have already made so many gifts, just saying."
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"Teddy? Thi-This is the employee bathroom."
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"Yeah, I know. You'reyou're not an employee."
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"(Teddy scatting)"
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"- (toilet flushes) - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, God, there's water everywhere."
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"- I'm cramping up already. Switch. - (sighs) Give me those."
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"sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it?"
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"No."
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"- Oh, boy. - What happened, Teddy?"
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"It could be anywhere."
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"- Spit that out, please. - Huh?"
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"Uh, y-you're probably not chewing on a screw,"
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"Uh-huh. -Okay, this magnet says there's nothing in this bite."
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"- Let me check the fries. - She's checking the fries."
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"Continue to enjoy your meal while you lift your legs."
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"I think we're all happy to be past"
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"- Are we in a union now? - Guys."
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"Which is wrong."
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"but we will. A lie is not a gift."
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"You guys find a way to ditch the dust"
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"(sawing)"
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"Does anybody have any water for this baby formula?"
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"Worry about your own damn deal, Jimmy Jr."
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"(grunting)"
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"Okay, back to sawing."
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"In the meantime, you are to sit and think"
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"Out of a cannon or something?"
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"Hey, he... wait, he took our saw. But not the drill?"
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"Oh, my God. Come on."
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"G-Go away, children."
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