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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Can't Buy Me Math (S05E05)

"Remedial math, huh?"
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"I'm not going to remedial math,"
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"I don't know why we're getting yelled at."
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"You know what's this weekend, Bobby?"
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"I just feel like I never get it quite right."
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"Yeah. This year,"
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"Come on, l-let me open it."
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"the other days. Teddy, let it go."
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"Sexy cooking... I knew it."
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"Yeah."
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"but if it means I'm not gonna screw up Valentine's Day,"
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"All my post-tutoring, pre-video-game free time"
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"I'm building a companion robot for my grandpa."
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"I'm not going to the Valentine's Day dance, so maybe..."
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"Then why don't you ask Rosa?"
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"I think she still sees me as the little boy"
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"at last year's seventh-eighth grade Valentine's dance?"
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"anyone they want when they break up."
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"If we fake-date, we could win."
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"I'm not. We'll be too adorable to lose."
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"A negative times a negative is a positive."
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"Good, fight that feeling. I won't need to."
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"let's fake do this."
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"Your hand is sweaty like a forehead."
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"You do the math. No."
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"A month. Since today."
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"will you come with me for a sec"
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"but I've thought about boys and relationships a lot. Mm-hmm."
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"just give me a tiny side-hug."
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"Okay, um, not like that."
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"Sexy cooking."
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"Sexy, right? Very. Teddy."
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"Come here. It's the lunch rush."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Wh-What are you talking about?"
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"I don't know."
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"Yeah, come and get it."
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"'cause it's in your apron with a dirty dishrag."
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"I really don't. I don't want that one. You know you want to."
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"No. Open up..."
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"Mmm."
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"Darryl and I are pretending we're dating"
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"I knew math was responsible!"
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"Well, the winners of Cupid's Couple get"
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"on the first try."
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"on the first try, Tina. Oh, thanks."
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"Whoa, that is some sweet talk. I know, right?"
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"Sure. Oh, no."
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": I'm having a really good time with you tonight."
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"Oh, man, look at Chloe and Zack slow dance."
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"Hey, who's having a great Valentine's Day?"
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"Well, I'm having a greater time,"
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"♪ And when we kiss ♪"
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"I know."
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"It's, uh, it's been a rough week."
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"Well, it's hard to mess up a bubble bath."
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"Oh, hello, there."
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"Get in here, you."
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"Come on, it's fun."
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"Yeah, right?!"
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"Ignore it."
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"Come on, look at me."
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"No... I got to wash"
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"my face off. Gene! Ooh!"
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"But then my bladder was, like, "Get up!""
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"Ooh, what kind of sandwich?"
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"Yeah. You're kidding me."
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"Couple three."
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"Darryl and Tina!"
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"Don't fly away, because you get"
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"We did it. I know."
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"Girls are smiling at me."
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"Let's kiss one more time to seal the deal."
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"And then Jimmy Jr. comes running?"
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"so few."
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"You ready to do this?"
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"Nah, we got this. Showtime."
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"A gardenia? My favorite flower?"
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"Aah, that's it! I can't take it anymore!"
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"Well, you're too damn interesting,"
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"Just like you can't change how phenomenal you are."
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"Then maybe we shouldn't date each other anymore."
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"That happened fast. The kid's a genius."
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"Hey, Tina. Hello, Jimmy Jr."
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"I was wondering if you want to come."
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"About... too much about bowling?"
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"We know too much about..."
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"It's something else. Bowling."
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"We know too much about the Cupid's Couple thing."
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"Look what's back."
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"Since the kids are out,"
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"we're gonna finish strong with... No."
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"Wait, me? Yeah."
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"Magic Mike me, baby."
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"Really? Okay."
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"But if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna really do it, Lin."
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"Like what? Like how?"
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"Like crazy. Like you've never seen,"
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"like you wa... you won't even want it."
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"you're gonna... you'll want to leave."
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"What, don't bowl?"
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"That's my boy!"
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"Ow, ow, ow! Zeke, ow."
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"Oh, Darryl."
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"Come on! Ow, Zeke, ow!"
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"Are you okay, Tina?"
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"but we didn't get around to much of that."
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"We lied to you, and you all fell for it."
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"Uh... Kind of?"
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"What?! But we were pretending!"
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"Well, can't you just be that guy?"
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"And video games? No..."
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"And going to the science museum? No..."
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"Yes, we should."
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"Yes, you did."
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"I need to get you two back together."
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"Oh, boy. I hope I'm as good"
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"at getting you guys back together"
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"Go, go, go, go, go!"
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"You better not be using all my baby oil."
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