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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mom, Lies and Videotapes (S07E07)

"- (hacking) Achoo! - (all groan)"
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"Appreciation Cabaret.""
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"Lin, nobody would be able to hear the performance"
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"- Achoo! - Ugh."
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"Silly me without my poncho."
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"It's not the same thing."
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"Does that transform into anything?"
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"- that also fits in their pocket. - LINDA: But, Bob,"
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"A school function is not the place to be polite."
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"Okay, I'll be more rude."
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"breathing into the mic either."
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"- You promise? - Promise."
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"Everyone lift the camera on the count of three."
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"Welcome."
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"In honor of Mother's Day on Sunday,"
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"(piano plays)"
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"No, no, no, no, no. Rewind faster."
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"♪ The end! ♪"
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"Okay, at least I can get Gene and Tina's."
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"♪ they're mythological and mytho-lovable, ♪"
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"- (camcorder beeps) - BOB: "Battery dead"?"
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"Dang it."
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"♪ Maternal ♪"
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"BOB: All right."
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"One is something, right?"
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"the eighth graders!"
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"It's your line, girl."
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"Hey, maybe she won't be that mad."
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"I'm so sorry, Lin."
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"(sighs) All right, tell me your performances."
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"(blowing loudly)"
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"Uh, yeah, yeah, do that."
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"(blows loudly)"
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"Uh, Mother, I'll go first."
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"I mean, a bunch of kids stayed late to do it."
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"LINDA: Okay, all right."
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"Which was bad for the sheriff."
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"Once again, I'm gonna ask you nicely to stop doing that."
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"- Nope. - Well, thanks for considering it."
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"No, I don't want to!"
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"so Meanie and her goons locked them all up."
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"Hence the title of the play. "The Town with No Moms.""
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"Ah. Okay, yeah."
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"from the roughest, toughest,"
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"You were a bad guy, Mom, an outlaw."
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"to your sheriff graduation?"
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"I told you 100 times, I had business!"
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"Plus, I tried to break out, okay?"
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"Gosh."
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"that you didn't like it when they threw all the moms in jail?"
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"Let's do this."
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"♪ ♪"
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"The sheriff and his tough mom toughly walked in, looking tough."
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"That's right. Did I stutter?"
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"And then ask them if they like mom jeans"
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"Listen, I don't like the way you're treating my boy."
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"Ha. I'd like to see you try."
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"What's wrong with rubber bands?"
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"Nothing. Go on."
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"to get out of town on your own."
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"Oh, my gosh, that's super nice of you."
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"- Okay, then, one... - I'm doing that thing!"
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"Ow!"
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"a second-floor balcony like that?"
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"RUDY: All right, Meanie. We've got you outnumbered."
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"Yeah, I know when I'm beat."
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"Just gonna get a quick sarsaparilla for the road."
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"Ow!"
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"You jerks. (crying)"
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"Hey, can I get my badge and key back?"
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"(gasps) Mom?"
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"But..."
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"I think this is it for me."
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"What will I do without you?"
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"Always remember how great your mom was."
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"She's got asthma, too."
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"they named it Momtown."
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"I know. You can see why I haven't"
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"But Gene's got that "Let me go next" face."
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"in case you were wondering."
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"created the universe and everything in it."
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"We had it good, real good."
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"Hey, check out what I made with the Staff of Creation."
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"Wait, what mythology is this?"
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"Uh, it's kind of a mishmash."
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"Anyway."
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"♪ What if we could be snuggled often ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"Yeah. We need, uh, healthy limits."
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"Hey, uh, Yingo. Let me see that Staff of Creation real quick. No reason."
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"Hey, give it back."
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"I'm throwing this across the universe."
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"(grunts) No!"
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"- Little punks. - I know."
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"I want that staff."
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"COURTNEY: You mean like me?"
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"I didn't. She's a vision."
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"here's what I might be like."
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"♪ I'd live on a diet of wine and cheese ♪"
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"♪ You'd teach me to say thank you and also please ♪"
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"- ♪ To have someone like a mom ♪ - ♪ To be somebody's mom. ♪"
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"Mombo, you're fading."
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"There was thunder and lightning"
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"And Mombo became real."
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"I'm so much better than a dad."
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"What's a dad?"
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"(humming)"
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"Oh, that's catchy."
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"They don't want speaking roles."
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"We did a little play called "Moms Are out of This World"."
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"with a complicated backstory and a great jumpsuit."
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"that had a thing for jumping out of people's chests."
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"Which won't be easy."
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"Yeah, it will, 'cause we got the guts."
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"because this alien is super tough."
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"so it can hurt you even after you've killed it."
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"We could trip over these space crates."
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"robotic exoskeleton loader."
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"TINA: Maybe this will come back later. Who knows?"
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