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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #3.1 (S03E03)

"Like handshakes, house pets, and raw carrots,"
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"which led to unhinged villainy,"
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"a long fall in the dark..."
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"which, when investigated,"
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"led to the death of a noble sibling,"
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"false charges of murder,"
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"and a life on the lam,"
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"hot air balloon mishaps,"
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"medically suspect surgery,"
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"a career in the circus,"
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"astonishing revelations about a secret organization"
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"...and finally..."
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"...a slippery slope can also be literal."
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"How do we stop this caravan?"
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"Violet, now would be a great time for an idea."
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"I think I've got it. I just need to apply more friction."
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"That's okay. You bought me time to make this."
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"But it's impossible to think about anything else."
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"Count Olaf still has Sunny, and we have to get her back."
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"-And Sunny. - And Sunny."
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"She won't be safe until we're together again."
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"Then we'd better keep walking."
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"But now, finally, I'm on the right path!"
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"have tumbled off a cliff and been smashed flat."
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"Ugh! Flat."
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"including whichever Baudelaire parent survived the fire."
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"-Probably the mom. -Women are more resilient."
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"I haven't felt this sharp and focused since I first smelled kerosene."
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"or whatever sound a caravan makes when it falls off a cliff"
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"They fell off a cliff."
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"...there's nowhere to go but down."
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"toward the edge of a cliff."
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"But perhaps this doesn't have to end in violence."
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"Cross our hearts."
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"And hope to die."
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"But we're not out of the woods yet."
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"Technically, it's more of a plateau."
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"is hiding in V.F.D. headquarters,"
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"We will surprise those volunteers in the middle of coffee, or tea,"
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"Oh, and you should probably get those freaks out of the trunk."
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"There's no paper."
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"These icy winds are making my hopelessly contorted body shiver."
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"Yeah, well, your equally strong hands can go and chop us some wood."
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"You freaks can't stay in our campsite."
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"Go chop wood, freak."
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"I thought working for Count Olaf would be glamorous and fun,"
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"but in my short time in his employ,"
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"Technically, it's more of a fork."
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"We can't wait that long. Sunny's in danger right now!"
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"-Oh, no. -What are those?"
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"Snow gnats. I read about them in an obscure book."
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"-What did you read? -They're ill-tempered and well organized."
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"Ow!"
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"Smoke? How are we supposed to get smoke out here?"
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"I don't know!"
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"Look over there!"
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"Hello, cakesniffers."
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"It's called a catchphrase,"
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"a word which here means "a catchy phrase,""
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"Besides, I'm about to get everything I've ever wanted in life,"
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"A catchphrase should be cool and snappy,"
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"And..."
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"it should be rooted..."
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"-I'm in love with your girlfriend. -Eww."
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"A pack of strange, green cigarettes just lying in the snow,"
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"Hooky was about to tell me his catchphrase."
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"What?"
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"Thought you could get away, did you?"
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"Look around, you saber-toothed papoose."
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"You would never survive in the mountains by yourself."
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"So if you want to survive,"
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"-Like that girl from Prufrock Prep. -What girl?"
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"Oh, it was before your time, dearest."
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"I don't care. I'll scratch her eyes out."
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"Have you seen her?"
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"this cave is for Snow Scouts only,"
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"Snow Scouts should be accommodating. It's the first word of our pledge."
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"Only non-cakesniffers with rich, living parents are allowed to join."
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"and you should join us by the fire."
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"We have extra parkas and snow suits if you're cold."
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"And extra masks."
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"Why would we want masks?"
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"A few witnesses have died, disappeared, or been carried off by eagles."
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"and that is the story of Cinderella."
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"Cinderella was a young person"
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"Look at that useless baby."
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"She was rescued by a fairy godmother who magically created a special outfit"
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"so Cinderella could go to a ball and marry a prince."
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"the special outfit, the ball, the prince, the marriage,"
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"I made you this outfit."
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"Count Olaf would be furious"
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"Chabo."
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"Don't give me that look."
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"And then Cinderella told Prince Charming"
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"so he married her instead."
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"And then she divorced him and took all of his money. The end!"
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"I bet mountain climbers have interesting stories."
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"Yeah."
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"kept, limited, meek, naploving, official,"
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"pretty, quarantined, recent, scheduled,"
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"xylophone, young, and zippered."
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"That... That can't honestly be your pledge."
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"It's not an adjective."
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"What's False Spring?"
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"We celebrate with a dance around a special pole,"
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"-It doesn't have to be you. -Yes, it does!"
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"We know all sorts of stories."
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"We were very young, so she'd stop to explain all the words and themes."
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"Anna Karenina is a classic of Russian literature!"
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"You should stay the night here, travelers."
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"Those blankets smell like nail polish."
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"Who are you?"
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"Cakesniffers whispering in a cave. Is there anything less adorable?"
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"-Do you think we can trust him? -He must be with V.F.D."
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"But why is he disguised as a Snow Scout?"
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"Me, too."
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"This is probably a test. If we prove to Count Olaf we can survive a night"
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"We don't have to go back at all."
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"So sure, rutabagas."
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"And if we're on our own, there won't be anyone to call us freaks."
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