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Clips from South Park - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (S03E03)

"Whenever there's a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun,"
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"while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels."
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"I don't want to hang out in the kids' room. I won't know anybody."
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"They're the geekiest kids at our school!"
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"We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts."
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"Cheerio, Stan, I do say it's quite a nice surprise seeing you here."
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"'cause then we'll have even more fun than we was having before."
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"This here is Dougie. He's not too old, but he sure is a hoot to hang with."
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"called Wickershams and Decklers! Do you want to play?"
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"and you are all little Wickershams."
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"Great party, Mr. Mackey."
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"- Neat-o! - Hey, you know what we could do"
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"- Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I? - No, I get to be Jaclyn Smith."
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"Dude, I'm not putting on ladies' clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels."
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"Well, all righty then."
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"- Mr. Mackey, you nut. - Hell, we should get in!"
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"Just give a mission, and us Angels will accomplish lt."
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"Oh, boy, it's nice to have a night off without the kids, huh?"
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"- Yeah, I know what you mean. - I love having a family and all,"
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"- that you always wanted to try? - I don't know."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Bosley! Bosley! - What, Pip?"
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"Dougie pushed that big box out of the way"
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"Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot!"
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"She sure does. I wouldn't mind taking that home!"
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"Well, they say everybody has, at some point. Don't they?"
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"This must be the place. They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there."
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"Request immediate back up."
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"What's the situation?"
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"- I'm sending you in. Watch your ass. - Yes, sir!"
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"All we did was watch each other masturbate."
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"No communication, sir. It doesn't look good for him."
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"Are you sure you have to leave so early?"
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"Hold it right there! Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it."
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"What?"
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"God damn it! Who was that?"
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"Well, I'll tell you what, we may not have Elway this year,"
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"Well, that's true, but Elway was the heart of the team."
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"Yeah. Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate, does that make you gay?"
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"I have this buddy. He sat and watched another guy play with himself."
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"- Well, let's go kick his ass! - Yeah!"
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"- Hey, Randy. What are you doing? - Nothing."
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"have TVs in their bedrooms, so I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom,"
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"then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone."
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"The ATF commander tells us that he has reason to believe"
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"there may be children inside,"
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"- and that they are the primary concern... - Wait a minute."
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"There are choppers here along with several tanks..."
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"Raise the roof!"
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"Randy, you're making me feel unimportant."
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"I just feel so strange. I know it's ridiculous,"
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"but I can't help feeling like people here know. You know?"
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"- Well, a few people, yeah. - What? Why the hell would you do that?"
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"you assume that nobody's going to tell anybody!"
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"- Use the Ganz technique. - What's the Ganz technique?"
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"This is what we did in Waco. Play really bad music really loud"
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"If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will!"
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"- Oh, is he? - Who? Who did you hear is gay?"
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"Look, shouldn't you be hanging out with your wife right now?"
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"- You're having regrets, aren't you? - No. I don't know."
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"Sharon! Sharon, can we go?"
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"I know, but I want to make love to you, right now."
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"I have to make love to you, right now."
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"- Get a hold of yourself, man! - How come you slapped my face, Stan?"
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"Come on, we have to find out what's happening."
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"I'm standing now with Danny Ganz, the Commander of the ATF."
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"- That's why I want to be a reporter. - So what are your plans, Commander?"
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"They're gonna burn us up and act like nothing happened."
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"Come on, Angels, we've got a new mission. And this time, it's for real."
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"The meteor shower is expected to begin at any moment,"
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"- Tell them not to burn us down. - Oh, yeah."
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"- Now what do we do? - Now we find a way to get this tape out"
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"- to the real reporters. - Hey, I'm a real reporter."
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"There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves. Flowers, for instance."
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"Excuse me, but what proof do you have that those people inside"
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"- We did this all before in Waco. - Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco."
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"You killed a bunch of innocent people"
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"All right, let's get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass!"
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"We did not share an intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay."
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"- Goodnight, everyone. - Look out!"
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"Oh, no. We're out of time."
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"I was archery class esquire at Stratfordshire!"
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"Hit something nice and solid, now."
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"- Did I do a nice job, really? - All right, Butters, now it's your turn."
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"- And why are you so ashamed of me? - What's happened to you?"
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"It didn't mean anything to me, Gerry!"
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"All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!"
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"I thought it would be exciting and maybe it was,"
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"There! We did it! I'm not proud of it, but there it is!"
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"Hell, I've done it, too. With Cameron, here."
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"Well, maybe a little, but we're all a little gay."
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"Hold on just a minute! This is Derek Smalls reporting."
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"- Sir, this isn't gonna look good. - You're right."
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"Quick, let's get out of here!"
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"Well, Angels, I must say I think we did a smashing job."
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"I used to call you guys Melvins, but you're just kids like me."
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"We separate you in school because you talk different or you study too hard."
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"So you mean we can stay friends, Stan? Wouldn't that be swell?"
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"I don't wanna go to this stupid party!"
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"Come on, Stan, you're gonna have a great time."
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"No, you guys are gonna have a great time."
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"so you'll just have to bear through it."
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"Hello! Welcome! M'kay. This is already a wild party!"
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"Juanita! Juanita! We need some more finger sandwiches!"
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"You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time."
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"- Have fun, Stanley! - No, Mom, please."
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"- Shut up, Pip. - Hey, Stan."
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"Boy, I sure am glad you're here,"
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"We were having an awfully good time before you showed up, too, however."
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"Nope. No way out. But there ain't nothing upstairs,"
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"but an old stupid party anyways. It's better down here in the kids' room."
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"- Oh, my God. - We were just playing a game"
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"We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Churrah!""
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"And then you all fall down laughing and I join you, as I find it funny, too."
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"Stan, would you be the wickershamble-brumble briar?"
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"Well, all right. Here we go."
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"- Whippy-Tippy Too Too Tra La La La - Whippy-Tippy Too Too Tra La La La"
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"Whippy-Tippy Too Too Tra La La La"
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"Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass! No, Mr. Hat, you get back here!"
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"- I wonder what it could be. - It's a box filled with ladies' clothes."
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