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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Crystal Mess (S12E12)

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"TINA: Uh..."
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"Did someone switch Tina to white noise?"
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"Tina, sweetie, why are you making your sad mumble grumbles?"
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"I'm just nervous about the oral report"
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"I have to give in class today."
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"For Wagstaff 75th Anniversary Week."
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"Ooh, right!"
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"The 75th anniversary thing."
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"That school's getting up there, huh?"
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"Yeah, it looks much younger,"
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"but it had a lot of work done."
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"‐Boob job. ‐BOB: Mm."
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"Our class had to make posters"
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"for the anniversary assembly."
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"Also, breaking news‐‐"
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"fourth graders don't know how to spell "anniversary.""
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"Well, Tina, I'm sure you'll do great,"
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"even though sometimes you get"
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"a debilitating fear of public speaking."
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"Sorry, pretend I didn't say that last part."
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"It's not just that. This is a speech with a partner."
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"Zeke and I are doing a report together."
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"Wait. Why is having a partner bad?"
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"(sighs) I kind of have a reputation"
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"when it comes to doing oral reports with partners."
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"They call her "the cooler.""
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"She'll take your perfectly good oral presentation"
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"and throw a bunch of cold sweat on it."
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"They also call her the cooler"
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"because you can sit on her at the beach."
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"I just don't want to let my partner down, so"
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"I get all nervous and sweaty"
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"and I mess up my note cards and..."
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"(hacks) ...my mouth gets all phlegmy,"
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"(thickly): like right now, 'cause I'm thinking about it."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"You know, maybe just picture everyone with a giant booger"
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"that's trapped in their nose hairs"
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"and they look ridiculous. Speaking of..."
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"‐Bob. Nose hairs. ‐Oh."
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"Uh, well, I gotta go."
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"Not because I had a booger in my nose."
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"I'm gonna go to the Tuesday farmers market"
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"in Bog Harbor for produce."
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"That's what Dad says when he goes to his mistress."
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"Tina, I'm sorry about the sweat stuff."
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"Y‐You get that from me."
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"Sometimes I put rolled up socks under my arms."
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"No wonder this guy's got a mistress."
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"ZEKE: Hey, partner!"
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"I'm real excited about our report today."
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"Hey, Zeke. Uh, yup!"
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"I mean, I'm not nervous or anything. I‐I feel great."
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"Tell that to your pits."
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"Ah!"
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"Anyone have an extra pair of socks I can borrow?"
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"For... no reason?"
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"I have extra socks,"
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"but I'm wearing them over my other socks."
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"Why do you have all those clothes on?"
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"Jocelyn and I are doing our Wagstaff Anniversary report"
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"on what popular people wore, past and present."
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"We're gonna take off layers to reveal popular people clothes"
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"from different decades. Yes, you're jealous."
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"Who's jealous? Oh, them."
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"‐(school bell ringing) ‐See ya later, Tina!"
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"We got this, right?"
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"Yeah, totally, thumbs up!"
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"Oh, God. (panting)"
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"Tina. Are you okay?"
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"Yeah, really great. (panting)"
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"Okay, I think I know what's going on."
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"Let's go to my office."
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"This seems like a situation for the Anxiety Society."
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"So, Panicky Paul,"
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"Nervous Nellie, and Worry Murray have all experienced"
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"what you're experiencing. Isn't that nice?"
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"It's just‐‐ I have to give an oral report with Zeke..."
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"‐(phone chimes) ‐(stammering)"
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"I just got a text."
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"Oh, my God, it's from Cassie."
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"She's a person I'm dating."
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"Twice. We went on two dates."
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"Um, okay..."
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"(giddy laugh)"
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"Cassie had a nice time last night."
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"What do I write back?"
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"Maybe... say you had a nice time, too?"
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"Ooh, that's good!"
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"Uh... Okay, Tina, back to you."
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"Did the dolls work, or... what are we doing?"
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"Uh... A little?"
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"Uh‐huh, uh‐huh. See this crystal?"
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"Cassie gave it to me."
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"That's... nice."
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"She says it brings good energy"
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"to whoever is in possession of it."
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"I‐I think that's how she put it."
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"Are you saying maybe it could help me?"
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"What? Oh, because of your thing?"
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"With the nervousness? Maybe."
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"I mean, Cassie's so pretty."
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"And her car was so clean."
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"So, maybe she's right... about crystals."
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"So, yeah,"
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"go ahead and borrow it."
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"Okay. I mean, I guess it can't hurt."
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"Unless it's sharp. Ow."
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"That part's a little sharp. Thanks, Mr. Frond."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. How does this look?"
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"Maybe just one full line"
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"of exclamation points instead of two?"
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"But then how will she know I'm excited?"
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"He's back!"
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"Oh, thank God. I was worried about you."
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"Why? I was just at the farmers market."
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"Yeah, but you know how farmers get."
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"With their pitchforks."
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"Whoa, that's a big box of fruits and veggies."
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