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Clips from The Golden Girls - Break In (S01E01)

"- The freezer's my other hidin' place. - It's everybody's."
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"How could you make sketches? You didn't see the robbers."
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"This was mine."
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"I was just thrilled to be out of there. He had two dead fish in his tank."
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"Rose, you've got to do something."
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"- Oh, honey, that's wonderful! - Oh, honey, that's fantastic!"
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"He was coming after me because I'd forgot to pick up my keys."
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"Traveled down the road and back again"
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"Your heart is true"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"And if you threw a party"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
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"And the card attached would say"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"Well, I loved her."
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"The name "Madonna" doesn't really fit her."
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"- "Slut" would be better. - Sophia!"
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"Oh, please, please. She did things on that stage I never did with my husband."
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"Dorothy, what a thing to say!"
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"- Oh! - Oh, my!"
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"- It's a mess! - I've been robbed!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Shh. Shh, be quiet! They could still be here."
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"- Who? - The Supreme Court. Who?"
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"- The robbers. - Is there more than one?"
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"- I don't know. - You said "they. ""
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"They, him, what difference does it make?"
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"That's how they got in."
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"Oh, oh, but wait - they might still be here!"
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"They're gonna kill us! They're gonna kill us!"
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"Stay!"
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"This is a. 375 Magnum..."
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"...one of the most powerful handguns in the world."
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"It could blow your head off."
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"The only problem is, I don't remember if I shot four rounds or five."
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"So you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky?"
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"Well, do ya... punk?"
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"Go ahead, make her day."
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"- Sophia, where are you going? - To my room."
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"- You can't. It could be dangerous! - Please, I'm 80."
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"- Bathtubs are dangerous! - Oh, come on. This is ridiculous."
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"They aren't here anymore. Let's go check our rooms."
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"Oh, I just thank God they didn't take my Chinese vase."
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"- I'm gonna check the kitchen. - Wait, don't leave me!"
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"- What'll I do if they come back? - Show them your slides of Hawaii."
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"I'm fine. I'm just fine."
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"There's nothing to be afraid of. These things happen every day."
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"The main thing is, nobody was hurt."
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"We could have been here."
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"They could have come in the middle of the night, while we slept."
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"They could have crept up on us and cut our throats!"
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"- Now, look... - Aah!"
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"- What? - I thought you were the killers."
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"Relax, relax. I called the police."
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"They stole my stole."
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"- What? - My mink stole."
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"- Oh, no. - Stan gave it to me."
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"It was the only present he ever gave me that didn't need an extension cord."
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"They got my jewels."
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"But I see they didn't get your cocaine."
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"Oh, my God. Blanche has cocaine?"
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"This is flour. I hid my jewels in the flour."
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"Why did you hide your jewels in the flour?"
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"I didn't think they'd look there. What kind of robbers look in the flour?"
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"That's the first place they look after the freezer."
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"The robbers know that. They don't even open drawers anymore."
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"My mama's jewels. I can never replace them!"
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"Oh, I'm just beside myself. You ought to see the mess they made in there."
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"- They about tore this place apart. - They were probably looking for drugs."
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"We have Maalox and estrogen."
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"Now, how many junkies have gas and hot flashes?"
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"They cleaned me out, took everything I owned."
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"- All I have is what I have on. - They took your clothes?"
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"My clothes, my shoes, girdle, everything. Thank God I'm insured."
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"Ma, why in the world would they want your clothes?"
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"Who knows? Short girl robber, travels a lot, likes drip-dry."
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"It's OK. I'm thrilled. I hated my clothes."
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"I need new clothes."
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"They didn't take them, Ma. You hid them."
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"Now, where are your clothes?"
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"Maybe I buried them."
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"What I can't understand is why they didn't take my Chinese vase."
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"- Who would want it? - Ma!"
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"You know why this happened? Because we're without men."
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"- What? - I don't know what happens or why."
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"All I know is, when I had a husband, I didn't worry."
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"Maybe nothing happened to me because I had a husband, and maybe not."
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"All I know is, when the lights went out at night, I wasn't afraid."
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"- It's karma. - I beg your pardon?"
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"Crime is caused by karma. Some people give out an energy"
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"that attracts misfortune. They become victims."
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"It must've been one of you. I certainly don't have that kind of energy."
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"'Course, I lost my mama's jewels because of somebody else's energy."
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"I got no energy. I'm going to sleep."
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"Blanche, come on. Don't be absurd."
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"Look, we were robbed, and now it's over."
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"It has nothing to do with energy. It has nothing to do with being single."
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"It has to do with a lousy lock on a sliding door and massive unemployment."
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"I'm going into my room. Call me when the cops come."
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"We're all employed, Dorothy, except your mother."
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"I wouldn't call that "massive. ""
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"Go to sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains."
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"This is not the end. I can promise you that."
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"Justice will be done here. I hate criminals. I just hate 'em."
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"Someone's gonna pay for this heinous crime!"
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"We're gonna have a good, old-fashioned hangin'."
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"That's right, a hangin'."
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"Only first we'll have a whippin', and then we'll have a hangin'."
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"Nobody takes my mama's jewels without swingin' for it!"
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"Nighty-night."
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"So those are the facts, ladies. It's not a pretty picture."
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"One out of every three people will be the victim of a violent crime."
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"- That's awful! - And since there are four of you,"
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"that means at least one of you will be a victim..."
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"...of a violent crime."
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"One of you right here."
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"And I read that one out of every three people will get cancer."
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"That means one of us will get cancer."
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