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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Pro Tiki/Con Tiki (S06E06)

Why can't land lines have funky ringtones?

"Why can't land lines have funky ringtones?"

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Dad's childhood friend who got rich?

"Dad's childhood friend who got rich?"

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Uh, Dad's childhood friend who got super rich.

"Uh, Dad's childhood friend who got super rich."

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He's, like, ten feet tall,

"He's, like, ten feet tall,"

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Great, talk to you soon.

"Great, talk to you soon."

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Wait, are you the poorest man he knows?

"Wait, are you the poorest man he knows?"

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Of course. He's your only friend.

"Of course. He's your only friend."

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This is gonna be fun.

"This is gonna be fun."

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He was... he was, like, the leader of our little group.

"He was... he was, like, the leader of our little group."

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Was he the Fonz?

"Was he the Fonz?"

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I, you know, I think he really wants to reconnect.

"I, you know, I think he really wants to reconnect."

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And... and get to know you guys, right?

"And... and get to know you guys, right?"

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So let's not make Warren sleep on the couch.

"So let's not make Warren sleep on the couch."

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Not it! ‭Not it! ‭Ah! Darn.

"Not it! ‭Not it! ‭Ah! Darn."

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You sure you don't want to sleep in my room, Gene?

"You sure you don't want to sleep in my room, Gene?"

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Our primary export is natural gas!

"Our primary export is natural gas!"

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Hey, we should dump a cup of water out the window on him.

"Hey, we should dump a cup of water out the window on him."

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We used to do that to each other all the time.

"We used to do that to each other all the time."

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Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

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I'm just taking some time

"I'm just taking some time"

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to reconnect with friends and family.

"to reconnect with friends and family."

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And you guys are like friends and family.

"And you guys are like friends and family."

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So... kill two birds with one stone.

"So... kill two birds with one stone."

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Well, I can do this move.

"Well, I can do this move."

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Uh, I had a salad, so... no.

"Uh, I had a salad, so... no."

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I finally get to try one of those famous burgers.

"I finally get to try one of those famous burgers."

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I had a fake compliment locked and loaded...

"I had a fake compliment locked and loaded..."

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What was the fake compliment you had?

"What was the fake compliment you had?"

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Are you and Warren gonna come up and say good night

"Are you and Warren gonna come up and say good night"

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He's onto us, I gotta go.

"He's onto us, I gotta go."

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So, this place must do pretty well, huh?

"So, this place must do pretty well, huh?"

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I mean, that was the best burger I've ever had

"I mean, that was the best burger I've ever had"

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Well, they put all sorts of fancy stuff on it...

"Well, they put all sorts of fancy stuff on it..."

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Oh, yes, I do! ‭I...

"Oh, yes, I do! ‭I..."

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You know, just business-partner stuff.

"You know, just business-partner stuff."

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I didn't really hear anything you said

"I didn't really hear anything you said"

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after "write you a check for $100,000," but yes!

"after "write you a check for $100,000," but yes!"

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Hello, this is the fire department.

"Hello, this is the fire department."

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Okay, everybody stop touching the check.

"Okay, everybody stop touching the check."

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I'm going to take it to the bank right now.

"I'm going to take it to the bank right now."

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Don't you drop it!

"Don't you drop it!"

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So, New Geneland's pretty great, huh?

"So, New Geneland's pretty great, huh?"

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I got the TV right there,

"I got the TV right there,"

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And you are welcome to use it, sir.

"And you are welcome to use it, sir."

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Oh, thanks, but I'm-I'm covered.

"Oh, thanks, but I'm-I'm covered."

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I've got a pee shoe in your closet.

"I've got a pee shoe in your closet."

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I was kidding.

"I was kidding."

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No, no, no, no, shh, shh, shh, shh.

"No, no, no, no, shh, shh, shh, shh."

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Hello, Mr. Warren Fitzgerald?

"Hello, Mr. Warren Fitzgerald?"

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Yes, I'm the manager at the First Oceanside Savings Bank,

"Yes, I'm the manager at the First Oceanside Savings Bank,"

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What did... what did you say his name is? Bob Belcher?

"What did... what did you say his name is? Bob Belcher?"

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Yeah, I-I have no idea who he is.

"Yeah, I-I have no idea who he is."

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and we'll have the proper authorities...

"and we'll have the proper authorities..."

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Bob Belcher. Yes, yes, yes.

"Bob Belcher. Yes, yes, yes."

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- You did. Mm-hmm.

"- You did. Mm-hmm."

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And it wasn't a terrible mistake

"And it wasn't a terrible mistake"

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Bob... says... "ha."

"Bob... says... "ha.""

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Good one, Warren. You got me.

"Good one, Warren. You got me."

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$100,000 worth of work.

"$100,000 worth of work."

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I'm riding this one out as far as she'll go, Bob!

"I'm riding this one out as far as she'll go, Bob!"

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But I'm surprised you went for the tiki thing.

"But I'm surprised you went for the tiki thing."

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It's gonna be a palm-frond awning.

"It's gonna be a palm-frond awning."

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We're gonna tiki-fy the place.

"We're gonna tiki-fy the place."

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Oh, you're pranking me.

"Oh, you're pranking me."

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This is advertising!

"This is advertising!"

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My entry point is my bangs.

"My entry point is my bangs."

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Hey! I just realized it's called an awning

"Hey! I just realized it's called an awning"

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It goes with the whole beach town thing.

"It goes with the whole beach town thing."

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and you say, "Yeah. It makes sense. Perfect."

"and you say, "Yeah. It makes sense. Perfect.""

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The destination is still your burger,

"The destination is still your burger,"

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Plus, I found a bunch of tiki stuff for sale

"Plus, I found a bunch of tiki stuff for sale"

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Yup, that's... great.

"Yup, that's... great."

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A theme? Lin, we already have a theme.

"A theme? Lin, we already have a theme."

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It's a restaurant. Restaurant theme.

"It's a restaurant. Restaurant theme."

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Yeah, great stuff.

"Yeah, great stuff."

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like a sexy hula dancer!

"like a sexy hula dancer!"

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No. ‭Yes. Everybody's thinking it.

"No. ‭Yes. Everybody's thinking it."

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it says, "Aloha." I wanted that job.

"it says, "Aloha." I wanted that job."

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That is one cool fruit.

"That is one cool fruit."

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People are gonna go crazy for that pineapple.

"People are gonna go crazy for that pineapple."

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You're gonna love the giant volcano it sits on.

"You're gonna love the giant volcano it sits on."

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Aloha to you.

"Aloha to you."

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Hey, pineapple, if I'm supposed to marry a cute boy

"Hey, pineapple, if I'm supposed to marry a cute boy"

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Great. Really great.

"Great. Really great."

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And this is all just the tip of the iceberg.

"And this is all just the tip of the iceberg."

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They're like daiquiri fries but Mai tai.

"They're like daiquiri fries but Mai tai."

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Eh, I will not get tired of this.

"Eh, I will not get tired of this."

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Aloha!

"Aloha!"

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Guess Who's Back? ‭Yes!

"Guess Who's Back? ‭Yes!"

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Well, hers, 'cause it's a real movie,

"Well, hers, 'cause it's a real movie,"

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Oh, that's how you play.

"Oh, that's how you play."

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Our team wins. ‭And we lose.

"Our team wins. ‭And we lose."

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Thanks for phoning it in, Dad.

"Thanks for phoning it in, Dad."

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That was the first time we ever played charades.

"That was the first time we ever played charades."

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Adios.

"Adios."

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My old friend is here.

"My old friend is here."

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♪ Ooh, got a little pee on the seat ♪

"♪ Ooh, got a little pee on the seat ♪"

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Everything's great.

"Everything's great."

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and give you my room tonight.

"and give you my room tonight."

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I want to watch TV after everyone goes to bed.

"I want to watch TV after everyone goes to bed."

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You should have thought of that before you said, "Not it!" Snap.

"You should have thought of that before you said, "Not it!" Snap."

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for a night in New Geneland.

"for a night in New Geneland."

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Bring people in.

"Bring people in."

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Just work your island magic.

"Just work your island magic."

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I'm gonna text Frank and tell him to bring everyone here.

"I'm gonna text Frank and tell him to bring everyone here."

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Super fun. ‭Oh.

"Super fun. ‭Oh."

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."

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Aloha!

"Aloha!"

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Pulled your head out of your butt,

"Pulled your head out of your butt,"

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you washed your hair,

"you washed your hair,"

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Warren, we need to talk.

"Warren, we need to talk."

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Yeah, 'cause that makes a lot more sense

"Yeah, 'cause that makes a lot more sense"

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than "I want to give you your money back."

"than "I want to give you your money back.""

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I'm not taking the money back, Bob.

"I'm not taking the money back, Bob."

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You got to keep it.

"You got to keep it."

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Yeah, and also we should probably keep it.

"Yeah, and also we should probably keep it."

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This was a bad idea.

"This was a bad idea."

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I-I never should have taken it in the first place.

"I-I never should have taken it in the first place."

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Especially if it's a friend.

"Especially if it's a friend."

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So please take it back.

"So please take it back."

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