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Clips from NewsRadio - Catherine Moves On (S04E04)

"so let's call it a truce, eh?"
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"Oh. Matthew!"
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"or whatever the hell his stupid boat is called."
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"Uh, yeah, okay."
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"This is very hard for me to say,"
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"And I care so much about all of you-- some parts more than others."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"We did. But as soon as she broke the news, she just cleaned out her desk and left."
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"I'll tell you what. Just take me through it step by step. All right."
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"Catherine was on the phone, I was at my desk tryin' to get some work done,"
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"[ Crunching Continues ]"
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"[ Loud Slurping ]"
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"[ Low Audio ] Do you think I'd be stepping on anyone's toes if I called a staff meeting?"
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"[ Crunching Intensifies, Echoes ]"
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"Would you blame her if she did? Could you really blame her?"
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"Take it easy. Just calm down, all right? Jump ahead to the staff meeting."
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"Okay. We were all gathered around the conference table for the meeting."
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"[ Smacks Lip ]"
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"[ Scraping ]"
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"[ Banging ]"
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"like some sort of infernal metronome."
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"Oh, no, I'm-- I'm-- I'm fine."
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"Okeydoke."
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"because I'm sure that we can work out whatever's bothering you, okay?"
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"So, if you're lucky, Catherine might show up on your fire escape tonight."
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"Did you hear anything from her, Joe? No, but I know why she quit."
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"- Why? - A couple of months ago, I was playin' around,"
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"She said, and I quote, "Joe, if you had any money,"
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"I'd sue you for sexual harassment.""
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"Besides, you don't have any money."
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"thanks to somebody's big mouth."
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"Case in point, two weeks ago last Monday."
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"- [ Joe ] Hey, Cathy, your panty hose is ripped. - [ Catherine ] No, it isn't."
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"[ Joe ] Nah, I just wanted to see you check."
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"Well, then she just cleaned out her desk and left."
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"All right, all right. Bill, sit down."
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"[ Trumpet Vocalization ] Yes, Dave?"
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"[ Trumpet Vocalization ]"
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"[ Trumpet Vocalization ] [ Trumpet Vocalization ]"
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"It's important. All right."
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"insane with what the great poets have called "manimal lust.""
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"Everything seems to be going along--"
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"And I care so much about you."
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"Okay, this is definitely a load of crap."
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"Okay. It's Lisa."
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"would you hold it against me? [ Blow Lands ]"
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"That if I'd handled this better, Catherine wouldn't have quit,"
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"and Jimmy won't fire me, which he probably will."
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"has a pin-up of Stephen Hawking on her bedroom wall."
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"[ Joe ] Catherine, heaven must've lost a pair of angels,"
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"[ Blow Lands ] Ow!"
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"How could you miss a hint like that?"
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"And after that, she just cleaned out her desk and left."
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"- Thanks, Bill. - Thanks for what, Jim?"
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"of my overpowering machismo?"
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"So Catherine is on the phone, right? Yeah."
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"Where are the doughnuts? Oh, uh, over here."
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"Matthew, that's the third coffee pot you've broken this week!"
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"Oh, you wanted to know why she left. Yeah."
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"No, no. The little ones we cut up for bait."
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"Now brew up some coffee. Oh, you got it, Bill."
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"And then-- Matthew?"
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"I think what-what-what you're describing..."
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"[ Clicks Tongue ]"
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"I need these proofread by this afternoon."
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"Of course not. Do you have a pencil? [ Muttering ]"
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"Thank you. I'll do that for you. There, there, there. Done."
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"Hey, Lisa, would it be okay if we had a staff meeting right now?"
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"That's it. I quit. And it's all because of you!"
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"Catherine got her purse, and she went into the elevator."
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"Like a stapler or a box of paper clips..."
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"that we're not allowed to order out of the office supply catalog anymore."
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"[ Catherine ] All right. Who stole all the stuff off my desk?"
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"Here, this is yours."
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"Catherine, can I see you in here for a second, please?"
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"Yes, I am, Jimmy. I wanted to tell you in person, but--"
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"What have I heard? Yeah."
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"Bill? What?"
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"I can't handle this job!"
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"Well, Jimmy, it's really simple, okay? I got a phone call this morning."
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"Look, can I take some time to decide?"
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"You know what? I'll do it."
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"I'll do it! Welcome aboard."
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"Thanks. I'll call you in a few hours with the details."
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"Yeah. Why not? I have just--"
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"Hey, idiots! Well, would you look at that."
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"Oh, Joe, that's sweet. Thanks."
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"Notice what? Oh. Okay."
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"Look, I'm on a plane to London at midnight,"
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"so why don't you meet me at my apartment at 8:00 sharp?"
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"You still can't figure me out?"
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"[ Laughs ] Of course he does."
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"- Really? - Actually, no, I'm not."
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"I'm gonna miss you, Catherine. I'm gonna miss you, Lisa."
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"I guess what I'm most proud of..."
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"is what's happening in my apartment right now, honey."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Door Lock Clicks ]"
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"Here's Mr. Wonderful!"
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"Could you keep it down, please? Nope."
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"Keep what down? Could you try to eat more quietly?"
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"Well, maybe I can't crunch with all that working,"
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"That's the third coffee pot you've broken this week."
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"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure this one wasn't my fault."
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"Right. And no offense, but what are you even doing here?"
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"You don't work here anymore. I know."
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"You don't even drink coffee. Yeah, but somebody's gotta brew it the way Bill likes it."
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"I'm calling a little staff meeting, Bill."
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"Helping the captain find his way back to the good ship Crunchy Goose,"
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"Please, Bill. It's important. All right."
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"Joe, honey, staff meeting."
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"Hey, Lisa, can we have a staff meeting right now?"
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"- I'm really pretty busy right now. - It's kind of important."
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"Okay, Catherine, you have the floor. Okay."
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"especially since I care so much about all of you."
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"- [ Joe ] What? - And I just wanted to call this meeting..."
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"to tell you all, and, well, to say good-bye."
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"Just like that. Why didn't anybody call me?"
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"Oh, man! I mean, there was no incident?"
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"No. No ugly scene?"
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