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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Wag the Song (S10E10)

"Tammy, your lips are so puffy."
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"Damn, J-Ju, are those glossy, or are you just glowing?"
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"so at least you have a streak going."
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"You sure you're well enough for picture day, sweetie?"
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"You sure you're well..."
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"Other kids have school records, plaques."
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"There was that time you got tangled in a jump rope"
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"- Aah! - Legacy stuff."
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"Hey, Bob, you want my old piece of crap one for your dump?"
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"Today I'm announcing a surprise forced retirement."
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"You sons of bitches. This is how you spring it on me?"
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"without fully appreciating how some of the words"
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"were a bit... raw."
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"♪ We're the Whalers, we hunt in our whale boats ♪"
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"Plus, you'll get your name on this plaque."
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"Like Peter and his checker."
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"No, I'm talking about letting kids write the songs"
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"We're obviously gonna choose the dumbest, most offensive,"
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"- No reason. Hairy. Excitable. - I'm going over there."
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"Fine, Stupid-awnings-sylvania."
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"Now what? Wagstaff. Nope, already got that."
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"It only has to be good enough to immortalize me."
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"Um, hey, do you guys have a rhyme for "Wagstaff""
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"I do like that."
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"It's a privilege just to be in the room with so much dumb."
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"I'm also trying to hit a high "D" in math,"
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"You should see him dance around the condo."
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"- ♪ Walking the halls, doing it all ♪ - Windmill!"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"It's called "The Wagstaff School!""
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"I'm gonna hit it. ♪ Schoo... ♪"
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"Well, till the sun moves. Like, a half hour."
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"Let go, Teddy. Drop the cardboard."
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"until the Sun moves around the Earth."
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"Why are you doing it? Let it go."
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"- Aah! - Oh, my face."
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"I really wanted to make a great song."
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"I just wish I could have found the right words to do it."
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"- Found the what? - The right words."
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"- Okay. - Keep going."
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"I didn't even know I knew that one. Damn, I'm good."
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"right? Like the bottom of a hamster cage but on a window?"
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"Like, more than usual?"
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"Wow, great light."
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"- Oh, yeah. Definitely. - Crow-sby, Stills & Nash."
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"Wow. She even runs like Sheryl Crow."
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"Once they start pooping, shininess gone."
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"Zero-zero in the second half? Stop throwing up bricks!"
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"Sink a bucket!"
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"Pow! Kish-ah. Spoing."
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"Well, I'm not the highest."
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"Oh just, uh, pre-performance jitters."
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"Bobby, you're going to the dark side a little bit."
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"I only stuck with the awning 'cause you hate it, Bob."
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"I'm allowed to be happy sometimes, too."
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"Then what am I supposed to do with this?"
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"I can't wait to urinate all over it."
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"♪ Caroline Shapiro ♪"
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"Tina Belcher."
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"Yes, it is. The applause meter's rigged."
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"with the people around me right now."
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"and did something from the heart, it might sound like this."
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"♪ The only word I have so far is Wagstaff ♪"
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"♪ I thought something... ♪"
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"She deserves this, but, man, it's really hard to watch."
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"♪ Locking my locker, playing some soccer ♪"
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"-♪ And the poo poo ♪ -♪ And the poo poo and the pee pee ♪"
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"♪ Going to the bathroom ♪"
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"♪ Going to the bathroom ♪"
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"♪ Buying my lunch ♪"
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"♪ Wagstaff, Wagstaff, you're a school ♪"
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"♪ Wagstaff ♪"
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"School pictures."
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"Let's see if I slipped another one past 'em."
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"And fourth grade will forever be the year I had a goatee."
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"- Here's mine. - Ooh. The mousse is loose."
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"I teased those bangs till they begged for mercy."
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"Yeah, duh. I timed my shellfish allergy just right."
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"Thanks, Zeke. You look fine."
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"Gee, simmer down!"
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"Hi, Jimmy Jr. Can I get one of those?"
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"Oh, sure, Tina. I guess I should take one of yours, then."
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"Uh, absolutely. Here you go."
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"This is a happy face with glasses"
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"drawn on a Post-it Note."
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"Good eye. I, uh, don't have any pictures. Sorry."
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"Taking mine back."
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"Ugh, I can't believe I missed picture day again."
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"It's happened every single year,"
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"Damn flu season."
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"I'm fine."
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"You sure you're..."
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"I made it! I finally made it!"
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"- I'm having my picture taken. - Here we go."
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"I feel like I'm passing through Wagstaff"
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"without leaving a mark."
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"What's my legacy going to be?"
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"You were our school's Baby Jessica."
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"All students, let's get ready to assemble!"
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"Hey, Bob,"
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"what you cleaning up over there, your drool,"
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"over my classy new awning?"
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"Yeah, I noticed, Jimmy."
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"You wanted it that ugly, I guess?"
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"It's big and shiny, like your bald spot."
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"Ha! Male-pattern baldness."
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"I've got it, too, I think."
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"It's made from old Ferrari bumpers."
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"I couldn't care less, Jimmy. I'm yawning."
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"I'm yawning at your awning."
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"What's going on?"
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"Ooh, nice awning."
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"Shiny."
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"Bob, free awning."
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"Lin, he's insulting us."
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"Peter Pescadero has won"
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"the Wagstaff checkers tournament."
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"I will now present him with this trophy of a giant checker,"
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"which is definitely not a hockey puck from lost and found."
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