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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Manic Pixie Crap Show (S12E12)

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Bob's Burgers
"Well, everybody take a good look at Louise."
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"Cause it's probably the last time"
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"you're ever gonna see her."
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"Is it because you're turning invisible?"
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"It's ethically fraught. I don't recommend it."
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"No, today's the day I have to meet Millie at the park,"
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"in the woods, for the "super‐secret surprise.""
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, yeah. Well, surprises can be fun."
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"‐Right? ‐Uh‐huh. When I tried to ask Millie about it,"
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"she put her finger on my lips and said, "Soon, my sweet.""
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"And then she stroked my face while humming a lullaby."
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"‐Oh, God. ‐Yep, so it's been nice knowing everyone."
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"I mean, pretty nice."
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"Louise, couldn't you just not go?"
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"I got to go, Dad. I owe Millie big."
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"She gave me this super‐rare Burobu card, The Slug‐gitive."
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"His backstory is he was framed for his wife's murder."
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"They stopped printing 'em 'cause they realized"
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"most kids haven't seen The Fugitive."
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"That card's the most important thing in my life now."
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"Good for you. Tina, breakfast!"
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"Here I am. Sorry. I've just been staring at myself"
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"in the bathroom for the past hour."
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"Were you pumping yourself up to do toilet stuff?"
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"No. Yes. But also, um,"
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"do you guys think I'm pretty?"
Bob's Burgers
"‐What?! ‐What? Of‐of course we do."
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"You're the most beautiful person or thing that's ever"
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"been born in the entire world."
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"Same with Gene and Louise."
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"(smooches) Love ya, babe."
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"It's just, the other day at school,"
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"Tammy and Jocelyn were talking about"
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"this online tutorial they watched where a girl"
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"shows you how to do your makeup like a supermodel."
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"I asked them to send me the link, and they said"
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"that I wasn't really supermodel material."
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"And that I was more like the person who brings"
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"the supermodels coffee but gets the order wrong,"
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"but the supermodels are really nice about it"
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"cause they're pretty inside and out."
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"Those punks! You want me to drive by 'em"
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"and smack 'em with my car door?"
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"‐Lin. ‐What?"
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"Ugh. Why do you care"
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"about girly stuff like makeup and being pretty anyway?"
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"I mean, faces are just a bunch of holes in one place."
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"(deep voice): Oh, my face holes are in a better spot"
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"than your face holes."
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"It's when your bottom hole is in the wrong spot."
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"That's when to worry."
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"Besides, Tina, the bigger issue"
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"is that it's Millie Park Day."
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"‐Oh, right. ‐Yeah."
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"And I was kind of hoping maybe you and Gene could come with me?"
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"I could use some muscle. And also Gene."
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"You had me at "also Gene.""
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"I'll go, too. At least the squirrels won't be all judgy."
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"That one is. Thinks he's so great."
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"‐With his big nuts. ‐Gene."
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"Hi, I have a flower delivery"
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"‐for this address. ‐Ooh, flowers."
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"Wait a minute, are those flowers a dog?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yes ma'am. It's a Bow‐Wow‐Flower arrangement."
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"I love it! Technology, huh?"
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"Unbelievable what they can do."
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"‐Who's it from? ‐Yeah, where's the card?"
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"That's... a fair question."
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"‐Okay. ‐That I was kind of..."
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"hoping didn't come up, because I think it fell off somehow."
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"As we say in the flower business, sorry about that."
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"Aw. You know, it kind of reminds me of this dog"
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"that lived next door when I was a kid."
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"He was a white mutt named Bottle Cap."
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"They called him that cause he could balance"
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"a bottle cap on his nose."
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"He would entertain us neighborhood kids for hours."
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"Letting us put bottle caps on his nose."
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"And one time, a doll's head we found."
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"‐That was weird. He was ‐Uh‐huh"
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"cooler than any dog or person that I ever met."
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"He taught us so much about life,"
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"about balancing stuff on our noses."
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"I am who I am because of that dog."
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"‐Wait, really? ‐And then he got hit by a hot dog truck and died."
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"‐Whoa. ‐Oh. Lin. I'm‐I'm so sorry."
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"Yeah. Dog, hot dog."
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"It's almost funny. (laughing)"
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"Oh, I'm laughing cause I'm fine."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, I'm gonna take off."
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"‐Have a good one. ‐Bye, flower man."
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"Okay, Bottle Cap Two,"
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"let's put you on the counter."
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"I'll set out a little bowl of kibble for ya."
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"(laughs) Just kidding, I know you're flowers."
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"I know he's flowers."
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"I know that‐that you know."
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"(baby talk): I know you're flowers. I know you're flowers."
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"Shoot, Tina, we should have worked"
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"on your leg sweep. We got to be prepared"
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"to drop that little maniac on her..."
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"‐Psst. ‐ALL: Aah!"
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"Millie! There's my girl."
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"So, Tina and Gene just happen to be here."
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"Not with me."
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"We're here to throw a Frisbee."
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"Back and forth. To each other."
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"Uh, where's the Frisbee?"
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"We're working up to it."
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"We're about 90 days away."
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"‐Yep, okay, bye. ‐So what's"
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"the cool surprise? And you're coming at me... Oh, God!"
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"Wait, wh‐what are you doing?"
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"There's a camera and a microphone in the bow"
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"that I'm attaching to your bunny ear."
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"In your human ear, I'll be putting a device thingie"
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"that allows us to communicate."
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"It's all connected to my Dad's phone."
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"He uses all this stuff for his mountain biking videos"
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